Road Head
gawker
Older than dirt
I met a dancer and her boyfriend last week. I bought them lunch at a mall and he said he had some shopping to do. She told me she was broke and needed gas so we took her car and I filled the tank and she then pulled into a parking lot and parked in the back row under a tree and gave me a BBBJ which she called roadhead. One guy walked to his car a row away and saw me sitting there and then saw her head bouncing up and down. I saw him smile at me and drive away. Another time when she and I were in my car on a highway she had recently had breast implants and was proud as hell and at my urging she started flashing tits at truck drivers. She said when she was 15 she and her mother both flashed other drivers and laughed their asses off. Anyone else ever enjoy roadhead?
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The ULTIMATE in DISTRACTED driving. Hmm...?!?!
That jump out at anybody else? Little fucked up.
Or another time, when I waited outside the methadone clinic for her one morning and she emerged saying she'd run into a guy in line that she knew years ago. She said I remember being with him in his car once and my mother gave his best friend a blowjob in the back seat. Oh?
Do you think they get fucked up all by themselves? She also has told me that her Mom taught her all about section 8 housing, food stamps, State health care, welfare eligibility, etc. She asked me all about Social Security disability recently. What the hell; shes now 28 years old. A lifetime of living off the public teat ain't easy you know.
She'll need a very good lawyer if she wants that.
It was about a 15 minutes drive and we arrived at the friends house in a trailer park. She asked me to wait for her. WTF? I thought that I was just going to drop her off but she said that she would only be a minute.
She came back out shortly and asked me to drive her back to the hotel. At least in was going in the right direction. As soon as we got on the interstate she pulls out a plastic bag and starts snorting Cocaine.
I had been had. I just took a stripper to her drug dealer. So I said "you owe me. Suck my dick". So there I am going 65mph on I-26 with Cocaine in my car and a stripper sucking my dick.
Fortunately it had a happy ending and for you nay Sayers. It is very possible to get a blow job in a car with bucket seats and a center console.
Now, this topic has me wondering, is there a connection between strip clubs and road head?
Was it donated crazyjoe?
Not sure if she made eye contact when a single vehicle passed us as it was night time.