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The latest in AMPs

Next time you visit a spa in Southern California, you may find yourself sitting back, relaxing and dropping trou for an unusual crotch cleansing service. As if vaginas didn't already get enough special treatment (vajazzling, anyone?), the L.A. Times has…

Top 10 Worst Stripper Movies

<p> 10 - FLASHDANCE [1983] </p> <p> #09 - MIDNIGHT TEASE [1994] </p> <p> #08 - THE DARK DANCER [1995] Another unerotic thriller, this one revolves around a psychologist by day and stripper by night (how original!). Bottom line: Just about any Shannon Tweed film could occupy this spot! </p> <p> #07 - DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: THE NEXT GENERATION [1997] </p> <p> #06 - BLAZE [1989] </p> <p> #05 - THE GORE GORE GIRLS [1972] More gory killings at a strip club, this legendary sleazefest was directed by the "Godfather of Gore" himself, Herschell Gordon Lewis (Blood Feast). Priceless dialogue: "Ah, face mutilated with a meat tenderizer, throat slit and this one had her ass beat in . . ." </p> <p> #04 - MONDO TOPLESS [1966] </p> <p> #03 - STRIPPED TO KILL [1987] More brutal murders, this time…

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Follies at Follies?

This review was an interesting read. I especially liked the part about the bouncers helping a dancer shake down a customer. Guess that's why he only gave value a 9 rating. http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=2394

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T100- Some Perspective...

I thought I'd weigh in on a topic that has been periodically raised: Tuscl's own Top 100 list. IMO, an imperfect list with imperfect criterion, but not totally flawed. From my perspective of having visited 24 of the 100 clubs on…

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R U a Fan of the Cheetah's in San Diego?

If so, the stars will soon align in your favor. Cheetah's closes for New Year's every year. This gives the dancers one less day to make dough. Further, it's usually slow (smaller crowds) in the club due to guys…

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See Ya Round 2010 - Centerfold Strips - 877-427-8747

2010 was a blast kids – I escaped the Somali pirates and Mexican kingpins, I survived the bedbug epidemic and volcano eruption in Iceland, I fist-pumped at the Jersey Shore, then drank some 4loko and slid down the slide of…

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Adult Friend Finder

Is anyone here currently using the paid version of Adult Friend Finder? Any luck?

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Looking For Current Reviews Of New Oreans Clubs

We have a group headed to New Orleans in early January. Can some members with recent experiences at clubs in that location please post some reviews and suggestions?

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New Year's- anyone thinking about going to an SC?

I'm considering it. I'm either going to hit up a SC in Richmond, or just hang out with some friends and drink/ play cards. If I do decide to go to the SC, it's probably going to be very busy being…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

SP was incredible a couple of...

SP was incredible a couple of weeks ago. 2 beautiful women for every guy in the place. Pricey cover charge but inventory is excellent. Any race, color, size, etc available. Met a tall russian girl…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

I think this club comes out...

I think this club comes out slightly ahead of the four joints in the neighborhood closely followed by playpen in terms of value. $10 dances and dancer quality has improved with some new blondes showing…

Jiggles

Seattle, Washington

Went back in this evening. ...

Went back in this evening. Things are getting better; however when I first arrived there were only 2 dancers, and they weren't even dancing. The DJ seemed embarrassed to have to keep doing…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

Quite a few dancers for a...

Quite a few dancers for a Monday. Most were average, but there were a handful of girls that were 8+. Beers were just over $7 which I think is the average for these…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Four friends and I checked Kuma's...

Four friends and I checked Kuma's out on Saturday night. Had heard bad reviews but was pleasantly surprised. On the night we were there, several good looking women were visiting the club and…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Made my way to this club...

Made my way to this club pretty late on a Saturday night recently. The club atmosphere is great (good lighting) and the facilities are quite nice. Everything felt totally safe; minimal thug factor…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

My second review of this place....

My second review of this place. Me and my brother decided to stop by our usual spot when we get bored in Jackson. Seems there have been a few changes. For one,…

SouthFork Lounge

Watertown, South Dakota

The Southfork Lounge is the only...

The Southfork Lounge is the only club in Watertown. Watertown is 100 miles North of Sioux Falls or 140 South of Fargo. It is a pretty good club for the area. The feature anywhere from…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I was up visiting a friend...

I was up visiting a friend whom had just moved into the Northwest. We decided to check this place out. I have to admit that my expectations were not very high due to the excellent…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Well, with the costs of clubbing...

Well, with the costs of clubbing has stable out a bit, this is a nice little club with little mileage --air dances, really? But with the added benefit of a full bar --which makes…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

First time here in a few...

First time here in a few years. This is where I cut my teeth to the Florida strip clubs. Stopped going because the quality of the girls went down, their rep for miscounting…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Dropped in to Hawaii Theatre. Jonnie...

Dropped in to Hawaii Theatre. Jonnie approached. She asked if I was up to some dances and maybe some VIP. Whilst she is easily one of the hottest gurls in the place a slim latina…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped by this club for the...

Stopped by this club for the first time while passing through town around 9pm on a Tuesday night. The place was fairly dead when I arrived. I paid the reasonable 5 dollar…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by on a Wednesday to...

Stopped by on a Wednesday to visit my usual girl. She wasn't around or working so I settled for a new girl her name was Sasha from Czech. This girl was the bomb, She was…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I got a chance to stop...

I got a chance to stop in a few days before their annual Christmas party and just wanted a new place to go and I was very impressed with the selection of dancers and mainly…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Stopped by recently with tuscl's VinceMichaels...

Stopped by recently with tuscl's VinceMichaels - it's his favorite club as he gets high milage. But I prefer young, hot, women and am not really concerned about milage if I have to be…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

First off this place is quite...

First off this place is quite hard to find during the day as the sign blends with the building paint. It is in a residential/industrial area near Air Force Base. Stopped by on christmas…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

What a difference 5 months makes....

What a difference 5 months makes. This WAS my favorite topless club in Dallas. What is nice about this place is that a $35 VIP pass at the Fare (which is next door) will also…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

First of all, this place is...

First of all, this place is beautiful. It's huge, new, and very clean. It has an ancient roman feel to it with lots of marble everywhere. I went on a weeknight and it was pretty…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Was in the neighborhood on the...

Was in the neighborhood on the way to a party in Montclair. I needed to bring some wine to the party, so I looked up liquor stores in my GPS, which led me to this…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

This is my new favorite SC...

This is my new favorite SC in Portland. Stopped in last Wednesday night with a couple of coworkers after dinner. When we arrive around 7:30PM it was pretty dead only about 10 dancers. Not all…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

As a local resident I have...

As a local resident I have stopped by this club several times over the past few years. In my view the atmosphere has become worse over time. The club itself is nice enough, but the…

Dancer's Elite

Atlanta, Georgia

Its been a while since I've...

Its been a while since I've been. But it was a pretty good experience there. The dance was full contact and they dancers weren't pushy about getting dances. There was a girl…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is one of my...

This club is one of my favorite clubs to go hang out at! Most of the girls are very nice. The bouncers constantly watch your every move which gets a little annoying after a while.…

The Candy Shop

Atlanta, Georgia

There were lots and lots of...

There were lots and lots of dancers to choose from. Only one caught my interest. As soon as I walked in the club she started stroking my facial hair and shortly after she…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

Made my way to CF and...

Made my way to CF and paid the $8 to get in and I was lucky that I found my usual Latina girl just sitting on the couch. I was so happy that I didnt…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited the week before Christmas. The club...

Visited the week before Christmas. The club is an institution. It was my first club 30 years ago. It is rather small, but has a VIP area with good privacy (booths with curtains). My main problem with…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

Went here on Sunday because I...

Went here on Sunday because I had nothing else to do. This place is not the greatest. Their was a large crowd 12-15 people, 5 girls that charge 5.00 for a table dance. Many of…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Ok! This is Akron's number one...

Ok! This is Akron's number one best club. I took several family members out on Friday and they loved this club. It's a 3.00 cover, 5.00 table and 10.00 per song. They run 1.00 specials…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Hole in the wall. Chicks...

Hole in the wall. Chicks were hot with phat assess to choose from. VIP $30 for 3 songs. Used to paying a lot more so it was a nice deal. Not…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Easily one of the best clubs...

Easily one of the best clubs I have been to. I love their $1 seat dance .. Touches allowed ! I mean that was one of the best things ever. Had 2 lap dances. Not…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Entrance fee is $5 and soft...

Entrance fee is $5 and soft drinks are $3.50. Saw about 5 dancers mostly around 5 - 7 in rating. Lunch is available and is pretty good for about $6 for burger and…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

I stopped in on a Tuesday...

I stopped in on a Tuesday and the place was pretty empty. I paid a $1 cover and watch several dances. dancers are in the 7-9 range. Topless with lots of contact for…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had a great time here this...

Had a great time here this afternoon. About 50% of the dancers shed not only their tops, but their bottoms too by the third song in the set (they did 3 song sets). There was…

Flirt's Gentlemens Club

Waterloo, Iowa

Average club with very average girls....

Average club with very average girls. Probably not the clubs fault though, there seems to be a lack of girls in the 8-10 looks range in Waterloo. On the plus side most of the girls…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

stopped back in last week....

stopped back in last week. definitely some good lookers here but this time i was surprised to see a few dancers that had no business being there. one was a large black girl with…

Time Out Gentlemens's Club

Tyler, Texas

I mention that there were only...

I mention that there were only 1 - 5 dancers on shift because there were only a few dancers there when I came in around 6:30 P.M. More dancers appeared later, but I was…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Came in later on a Wednesday,...

Came in later on a Wednesday, and had a good time of it. As has been mentioned, club is split int two levels. The lower level is topless, with two stages and a…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

I went to Temptations last week...

I went to Temptations last week and it was an okay time. Sasha, Kelly, Toni, Kim, and Layla were all there. They always seem to survive the turn over. I had several…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time in several years. (I lived in Detroit for several years, then moved back to this area about a year ago). I came in the late afternoon, and the…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Dropped by the nearby Palazio after...

Dropped by the nearby Palazio after my new car's servicing got done early. I've read negative things about Palazio here and elsewhere on the Internet, but I don't get it. Everybody I talked…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

Ok, time for another review since...

Ok, time for another review since I've frequented this place about 10 - 15 times since the last review. This place is completely hit or miss. I've been in here and their are…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I am starting to consider this...

I am starting to consider this the BEST Strip Club around. The girls are 7-9's. They are willing and able to please. Not sure if it's the bad economy, but mileage is HIGH!!! YMMV depending…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I was a little nervous about...

I was a little nervous about Jiggle after JGuy1's review, getting kicked out for touching a breast. But Jiggles seemed like the same old club when I visited last week. Had dances from Pandora, an…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

The dancers range from good looking...

The dancers range from good looking to stand-out stunners. Some of them are remarkable dancers (for instance, check out Mary Jane who casually does things that one generally only sees at Cirque de Soleil…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I had been to Scores in...

I had been to Scores in the past and was never disappointed until last Sunday. I realize that it was the day after Christmas but the fact that there were very few dancers at all…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club many times and the girls seem to be the same quality usually as Lollipops down the street. The waitresses are prettier for sure though at Molly Brown's.…

The Office Falls

Miami, Florida

This was one of the first...

This was one of the first clubs I ever visited, but it was known by a different name and many many years ago. Back the, as I recall, much better. I do think this club…

Red Light Nights Gentlemens Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

The club doesn't open until 7pm...

The club doesn't open until 7pm on weekdays which not so cool for me. However, I ended up making there on a slow wed nite. There were around 8 dancers, ranging from 6-8. I don't…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I went to this strip club...

I went to this strip club on a monday night. It was just a very good experience. there was a brazilian girl , i dont exactly remember the name but she was amazing. And Yes…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Visited the club around 4:30 pm....

Visited the club around 4:30 pm. Few customers inside but after around 5:30 there was hardly two or three customers and looks like lot of the dancers either left or took a break for the…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

I went to this club to...

I went to this club to take advantage of the $5 entry fee (before 6:30pm). The place has its own parking lot so parking is not a problem. Unfortunately, I never made it inside the…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

There are a lot of very...

There are a lot of very attractive dancers at Scarlett's. It is a very small club with not much room and the stage dominates the space. There is a back room for private dancing,…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Stopped by Fantasyland today. Yep...

Stopped by Fantasyland today. Yep sure enough they have this membership thing going on. You have to fill out a form and they give you a membership card. The hole thing is…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

I had a blast at Talk...

I had a blast at Talk of the Town, and so I came back the next night. I stopped by here on Sunday and Monday nights after Christmas. The cover charge was $20, which…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to the Rhino on a...

Went to the Rhino on a Saturday night with a couple of friends. After walking around for a while, we asked the bouncer about seating (the place was packed.) He said there was nothing he…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

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So I was traveling to Minneapolis on business, and I figured I'd give this one a shot. The best thing it has going for it is the ambience. It's…

Dusk to Dawn

Waterbury, Connecticut

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in years (when it had a different name that I can't remember now) - and it will probably be years before I go back (if I ever go back).…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Hard to tell the number of...

Hard to tell the number of dancers because it seems like they either go upstairs or don't hang out in the main room. Those on stage get little to no attention from the meager…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Spearmint Rhion Dallas one of the...

Spearmint Rhion Dallas one of the best in Dallas. Dancers and Staff are all friendly. Get there before 7 and cover is only $3.00 and beer is $3.00 after 7 beer was $6.00. Dances in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been to Follies a few...

I've been to Follies a few times in the last 6 months and it took me awhile to make up my mind. It is definitely the best mileage for the $10 lap dances. Every girl…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went to Stadium for open bar...

Went to Stadium for open bar happy hour on a Tuesday. Parking in the lot was $10, free to get in before 8pm. While it was happy hour, I didn't see any discounts on the…

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William Faulkner Reincarnated

For all those English majors out there, I believe William Faulkner has been reincarnated as a strip club patron living in Maryland. His reviews have a nice stream-of-consciousness flow to them, and the lack of capitalization or punctuation is spot

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Crystina Becerra: Penthouse Club Stripper Wanted After Putting Two Patrons In Ho

girlsgone122710.gif A stripper can be a dangerous thing ​In an altercation that put us in mind of Jerome Ponette, it all started with a squabble between two strippers over something one of them likely believed the other had stolen. Before it was all…

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Year End Musings On My Time In The Hobby

Sitting at home with a tasty bottle of Latour begat some serious musings about my time in the SC culture and my life in general. In late 2009 I sold the company that represented my lifetime of work in the…

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Hustler In The Bible Belt

Flynt store gets city approval Posted by jprendergast 12/27/10, 9:09 am The city planning and buildings department gave its OK to a new downtown store, known only in documents as HH. HH, the city believes, stands for Hustler…

Songs Getting Too Short

Went in to Rouge today in Van Nuys CA. They have a special on Mondays for half-price dances. This means nude dances which are normally $40 each were $20 each. Sounds good, righ?. But wait a minute (and I mean an MINUTE!), there's a catch. This club (which is owned by Spearmint Rhino) seems to cheat the half off deal by only playing songs for one minute. I timed several after I realized they just seemed to short. <br/><br/> Now I've been a SC fan since the early 80's, and I've seen this trend for shorter songs develop over the last 10-15 years and I'm tired of it. Let's do the math: <br/><br/> "Normal" songs (in the Los Angeles Area) used to…

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Another shooting in Phoenix.

2 killed, 2 hurt in Phoenix strip club shooting Published December 27, 2010 | Associated Press Print Email Share Comments (9) Text Size PHOENIX – Phoenix police say a second man has died after…

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Dancer: I used to teach gym

I was complimenting a dancer on some daredevil acrobatics she performed on the top of the pole (ah, the stripper pole, not the other kind, unfortunately). That's when she told me she used to be a junior high gym…

How I got played by a stripper

First off, you might want to check out this thread to get the back story: http://www.tuscl.net/dt.php?DID=123447 I wrote a couple of posts giving a play by play of what happened between the girl at the club and me. <br /> <br /> Long story short: a dancer gave me some amazing LDs that turned rather freaky; freakier then any dances that I've had before. Freaky to the point that I later go back to her for another set, and then once more before I'm leaving for the night. Before I leave, she says we should be friends and tells me to take her number. <br /> <br /> Naturally, I'm suspicious and I wasn't even sure if this was a real number. I do a trace…

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Ever had a Stripper live with you?

I have never had one live with me and don't care too but a friend has. The current one probably spends as much time in jail as out. Another one ran off with a new car he bought her.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was in between sales calls...

I was in between sales calls in Anaheim and thought I'd head out to the Flamingo. Arrived there a little after 12pm. I had heard there was new management and was curious to see if…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped in here on before...

I stopped in here on before heading to the airport last june. i had been to the tempe club and decided to hit this one since it was on the way. it was about 5…

Adults on Rio Bravo

Albuquerque, New Mexico

two dancers working on a thursday...

two dancers working on a thursday morning. both nice and firm. they want to please and do a good job. both would rate a 7 in phoenix or tucson. a nice place to visit. the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back to Vegas and had to...

Back to Vegas and had to go to my favorite strip club. Got in early but still had to pay the $20 cover, its OK though, cause I had hit it big in the…

The other clubs were dead so...

The other clubs were dead so I stopped by on a whim. A handful of customers and about 6 or 7 girls working. No young dudes or dancers f*cking up the vibe or…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

I am originally from Salem but...

I am originally from Salem but now live in Phoenix. The clubs in Phoenix are way better even though the places that serve alcohol are only topless... They give way better lap dances with a…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

I forgot I'd gone to Cabaret...

I forgot I'd gone to Cabaret North last month. That, in itself, should say something. The club is nice inside - very nice. In fact, the whole building is a lot nicer than the…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'm usually not that picky about...

I'm usually not that picky about service at clubsa at least when it comes to staff, not dancers. That being said, management here can't seem to get their stuff together to save their lives (or…

Rose Cafe

Coral Hills, Maryland

well since the last time i...

well since the last time i visited this club things seem to have gone more down hill than the last time i went in around three or four after leaving bazz and crue and it…

The Paper Moon

Little Rock, Arkansas

Was traveling through Little Rock on...

Was traveling through Little Rock on my way to Texas recently on a business trip on a Wednesday night. It was getting late so I decided to stop and stay the night at a hotel…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

RIP OFF ALERT FELLAS!!! Remember...

RIP OFF ALERT FELLAS!!! Remember this girl's name..."TESS" She is a liar and a thief. She promised me a private show after hours, but it had to be paid for in advance.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Visited 2 weeks ago. It seemed...

Visited 2 weeks ago. It seemed pretty empty this time but I had no problem with that since I got a lot of attention from the girls. The club has an amazing exterior and is…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

This was a marginal club with...

This was a marginal club with a couple of attractive dancers. I would go again, but would only stay depending on the dancers. Pros: Some of the girls were very attractive and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Low cover free food, cheap beer...

Low cover free food, cheap beer ($2), friendly girls. Lots of lighted parking, felt safe. The dancers had clothes on but allowed lots of touching, and holding. There wasn't the barrier there…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

It was a pretty good visit...

It was a pretty good visit for a Wednesday night. Some gorgeous dancers, just before the holidays. Not pushy, but a buddy was disappointed he didnt get approached (money saved i guess). Pocahontas was a…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Visited Showcase on a pretty slow...

Visited Showcase on a pretty slow Tuesday night. Not much has changed. A good number of hot dancers. I enjoy getting to know them as they sit in your lap on the…

DaVinci

Bradenton, Florida

Stopped in a couple times since...

Stopped in a couple times since my last review, apparently didn't bother to update though things are better in the evening. It's back to $25 dances (with frequent 2 for $25 specials). As previous posters…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I was in San Francisco a...

I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago with a few hours to kill one late afternoon, so I decided to revisit the Crazy Horse.  It was about a 10 minute walk from my…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hadn't been to Olympic Gardens in...

Hadn't been to Olympic Gardens in a few months. After reading some recent reviews decided to go around noon time. Only a few PL's in the place. Most were sitting at the bar.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

Clean club with professional set up....

Clean club with professional set up. Two dancing areas with main stage and large seating area. The second stage has not been open for a while. Bartender (not sure what to call…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

hadnt been to gigi in a...

hadnt been to gigi in a while. not much different. interesting mix of dancers, some tall and thin, some rather heavy. one in particular quite heavy but she had her regulars so she must give…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I will say that I am...

I will say that I am almost never disappointed at the Blue. I only say almost because over the years and the hundreds of trips I've made, there have been a few stinker trips where…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

A quick shift from the Landing...

A quick shift from the Landing Strip and in comparison I was disappointed. As some others have commented, the dancers aren't quick to approach. While I might not be every dancers cup of tea, another…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I hadn't been here before, I...

I hadn't been here before, I arrived around 9pm. Started at bar area to observe dancers on two stages. Pretty girls. Couple of dances per set. For DC this is the best I have been…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went in a while back on...

Went in a while back on a Sunday at 3 PM. Not too crowded that time of day. The quality of the dancers was high even by Follies standards that day. Got a few dances…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First of all this was my...

First of all this was my first time at a Philly strip club and we were celebrating a bachelor party. I heard about this place and with the BYOB figured we had to check it…

Peelers Class Act

Cannon Falls, Minnesota

Class Act is the closest club...

Class Act is the closest club to SE Minnesota (Rochester, MN specifically), so for that reason alone it is my top choice. I was driving through Cannon Falls on my way to the Twin…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sadly, Cheereaders wasn't the experience I've...

Sadly, Cheereaders wasn't the experience I've come to expect this week.it was crowded and smoky, which I can handle, but there were into about 6 girls working, and only one I had any interest in…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Third time coming to LD, this...

Third time coming to LD, this lil place is great. Good looking girls, great ambiance, friendly staff. Great bar and covered smoking patio with pool table outside I have seen a nice selection of ladies on…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

I went in about 8:00 on...

I went in about 8:00 on a Thursday evening. There was no cover charge, just a one drink minimum. They didn't have any alcohol, although they said they were planning on getting a…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Came in on a Tuesday night...

Came in on a Tuesday night before Christmas with visions of jade dancing in my head. Was not to be, alas, and while most nights there are two or three women who I want…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Third time here. Got to...

Third time here. Got to Tootsies late afternoon with the shift change coming. Went straight up stairs which I like better than downstairs and is worth the admission fee. All of the…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Went to Paradise on a Tuesday...

Went to Paradise on a Tuesday afternoon. $2.00 beer special which was an added plus. Not very crowded with probably 5-10 customers, so it was about a 1:1 ratio. Talked to Precious…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

I was here in July of...

I was here in July of 2009. Overall it was very good especially since I was in mood for Latina's. Lay-out is large center stage in front. Two sattelite stages on each side and away…

Jiggles

Seattle, Washington

Visited the new club to see...

Visited the new club to see what it is like. Unfortunately, I was disappointed. As has been mentioned, the club itself has potential. However, I saw 4 dancers, 3 of whom I…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped in before xmas after a...

Stopped in before xmas after a couple of months absence. Found things largely unchanged (a good thing). Saw a couple of new faces, which seemed to fit the standard prototype-- the girl next door, usually…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

To be honest the overall talent...

To be honest the overall talent level wasn't great. Ordinarily I might have gone elsewhere but I had limited time so made do with wht was available. Started at the bar chatting for…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I am originally from Miami, and...

I am originally from Miami, and I now live in Orlando. We normally make the drive out to Tampa or Cocoa Beach in order to visit quality clubs. The Inner-Room Cabaret is by…

When the Music Stopped

This article comes under the category of "strange happenings..." If you have one of your own, maybe you could share it. <br/> <br/> The constant din and rhythm becomes a part of us--we crave it--it's the fabric of the strip club. For me, it is a thrill to enjoy an awesome sound system and watch the dancers, but it also brings a favorite peeve--disrepectful, loud-mouth DJ's. They can go home, as far as I am concerned. But, I am wandering... <br/> <br/> Several years ago, I was at my favorite club well reported here, in one of the cramped cubes enjoying some LD's with J.. (hardbody extreme!) when the music stopped unexpectedly. (Was the damn DJ shortening the song?) The unusual silence continued,…

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Hef Engaged Again

ok, part of me is sayin go hef! good for you! the other part of me is thinking, come on, you're 60yrs older than her, this whole thing is a sham. anyway, here's the story.. Octogenerian Hugh Hefner engaged to 24-year-old…

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World's oldest profession

An ex Playmate has self-published a book about what goes on at the bizarre sex sessions at the Playboy mansion. She says that if you're a hot nobody and want to get into Playboy without riding Hugh Hefner's Viagra erection,…

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Your Bucket List ?

The Sound of Music is on TV right now and it's got me thinking about the sole remaining item on my bucket list. I've always wanted to take a ship to London, then travel (a month) across Europe. There's a…

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The Lap Dance Unit (LDU)

I hit my favorite men's clothing store early to check out their after Christmas sale. Couldn't help wondering if some dancers would be offering after Christmas sales as well. I noticed that as I priced items, I was automatically translating…

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Cell Phone Cams??

I know they're a no-no, but I've been fairly successful in getting keeping my cam hidden and recording my entire visit. Got some ok footage. Anyone else do this? Anyone want to see it?

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1 man dead and security guard hurt in Phoenix strip club shooting

PHOENIX - Police say a man died after he was shot and then run over by a vehicle early Saturday morning after an altercation at a Phoenix gentleman's club. Phoenix police Sgt. Steve Martos said officers responded to a call of…

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Police: York man tried to rob undercover officer posing as prostitute

York, PA - A York man was arrested late Thursday night for attempting to rob an undercover police officer posing as a prostitute, York City Police reported. Kenneth W. Johnson, 42, of the 100 block of West King Street, was charged…

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Atlanta weather | A White Christmas dream come true; icy nightmare may follow

"It won't happen overnight, but metro Atlanta is expected to receive its first white Christmas since the Chester Arthur administration." Shadowcat - looks like you'll be having a White Christmas - were you around for the last one? ;-) http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta-weather-a-white-785039.html

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Enferno Gentleman's Club owner arrested after business is searched

BUCYRUS -- Shortly after midnight Saturday, agents and officers from the Ohio Investigative Unit, Ohio Department of Taxation, Crawford County Sheriff's Office and Metrich Drug Task Force descended on Enferno Gentlemen's Club, west of Bucyrus at 934 Lincoln Highway. Business owner…

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Strip Club Wins Cocoa Beach Christmas Contest

COCOA BEACH, Fla. -- The annual holiday decoration contest in Cocoa Beach is causing some controversy this year. It's not the contest, but one of winners of the contest who's causing the controversy. The award for best business decorations went to…

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Oakland sues to close motels linked to prostitution

In just the past six months, a motel on the east side of Oakland's Lake Merritt has been the site of beatings, burnings, whippings and rapes as pimps try to indoctrinate and dominate new prostitutes before putting them to work,…

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Police arrest 9 women in Christmas Eve prostitution sting

BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) - While many people were making their final preparations to celebrate with family and friends, police were on the streets early Friday morning rounding up suspected prostitutes. According to the Baton Rouge Police Department, nine women were…

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REASONS TO BE A DANCER

other than the possibility of making very good $$. i had an ATF tell me that one of the reasons that she danced was for the sexual thrill. she claimed that with customers, other dancers and herself she had…

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Merry Christmas Everyone

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I'm finally enjoying time off and free time.

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Clash of the ATFs

I met Old ATF around right before Summer of this year. She does a good BBBJ every time I see her, for just the normal $30/song, without expecting much extra tip. However, Old ATF lives far from the…

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Public sale looms for closed Crazy Horse Too strip club

After three years of failed efforts by the government to sell the Crazy Horse Too, the once-notorious strip club is now headed for a court-ordered public sale to help pay off its former owner's debts. U.S. District Judge Philip Pro on…

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Twas the night before Christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas When I did my dance His hard-on was stirring In his baggy pants. My man is well-hung Fuzzy chest full of hair I told him “Don't touch,” And bent over his chair. The children were nestled All snug in their beds While I stripped for…

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Strip club or Bordello?

Thee Whiskey Tavern 200 Zimalcrest Drive Columbia, South Carolina 803-445-1587 shadowcat December 23, 2010 Visited on: Monday Evening Dancers on Shift: Unknown Rating Physical Club: 1 Dancer Quality: 1 $ Value: 1 Overall : 1.00I intended to be the first TUSCLer to review this club but it was not to happen.…

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This Caught My Attention!

i just saw the most recent review and checked out the others. sounds like a good place to visit in the future. $25.80 for half an hour itc fs sounds like a deal to me ;) http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=495

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NPR: Atlanta strip clubs are launchpads for hip-hop hits

http://www.kcrw.com/news/programs/al/npr-story?story_id=132287578

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OSU Football Suspensions

Okay, Sam, time to fess up: Did you buy the following from the football team??? "The specific infractions cited by the NCAA: • Adams must repay $1,000 for selling his 2008 Big Ten championship ring. • Herron must repay $1,150 for…

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Rex Ryan: Fetish Site Offers Jets Coach Booth at Porn Expo

Rex Ryan and his wife may have posted their foot fetish videos to Youtube to be viewed for free, but if a fetish website has it's way, the couple could be turning a lovely profit in the near future. According…

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Return of Portland clubs?

Portland has been a city known for their large number of strip clubs. No other major city has such a density of strip clubs. However, these Portland clubs have been known to be low mileage and boring. Things seemed…

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Akron, OH

I saw an article on Yahoo!'s homepage the other day about worst cities for employment and Akron, OH topped the list as number one. Never been to a city where so many clubs had good $5 dances. Jen's Den…

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Use of toys ITC

I got a pleasant surprise last Tuesday afternoon. One of my favorites brought a vibrator into the club with her. It was cylindrical in shape and about 2 inches long. We went to the couch room and she used it…

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Hints for dancers

I can't speak for all customers or clubs, but in my experience, the girls that do the best, seem to understand that I guy may not want a dance right away when the arrive. For me, I like to relax…

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Search Discussions and Reviews by Keyword?

Hey, how's it going. New to the site. Love it so far. I was wondering if there's some way to search messages and reviews by keyword? When I put something into the search box, it only returns member screen names.

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Bra Thieves

talk about lift and seperate.. LOL Thieves in Michigan steal 245 bras, worth $9,000 TROY, Mich. — Thieves taking advantage of stores packed with holiday shoppers managed to swipe a total of 245 bras — $9,000 in value — from the Victoria's…

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LICKING PUSSY ??

on a recent visit to VIP with hot chick she stood up on the sofa with her pussy right in my face, then leaned forward to push it against my nose. she grinned and told me to lick…

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Contact In Mass Clubs

Hey All. All of us in Mass know about that BS no contact law(Bah Humbug!!!). I was wondering what clubs in Mass seem to be liberal or dont seem to care if there dancers give full contact dances??

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Really old reviews

A while back, I was viewing TUSCL through the internet archive at archive.org. I noticed that many of the reviews from back in the day are gone. Some clubs have closed or been renamed, but others are still around. The website…

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Club discussion boards

This feature is scarcely used. Even the top rated clubs, which have hundreds of reviews, only have a 2 or 3 posts on their discussion boards. I'm surprised that this feature isn't used more often. I think that it could be…

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Dennis Hof Takes Aim at Vegas

http://www.asitecalledfred.com/2010/11/16/dennis-hof-party-favors/<p> "For a few years there was sense that legal brothels would be allowed inside the city limits of Las Vegas. In the end the politicians couldn't allow this vice to taint their Sin City. Hof's two new brothels are the…

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Christmas

It's almost here again. That day that the religious ones of us of the faiths that do celebrate it, celebrate the birth of Jesus. That being said Merry Christmas to all the guys and gals here. Hopefully it will be…

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Stripper names

I always thought strippers had stage names that were really weird. That was before I went to a strip club. Then i discovered alot have your normal average everyday names that could very well be their real names. Names like…

12 Kinds Of Sex Every Woman Has To Have Before She Settles Down ... Thanks "Simcha

I'm sick of all these so-called relationship experts telling ladies the way to snag a man is to keep it in your pants, er, skirt. Listen, you big mouth prisses, not only am I too old to be a virgin, but I sure as hell am glad I'm not! Holding out for some kind of commitment only makes a gal think her vag is her primary value, not herself. Lame! And, frankly, even my mother, a proper lady who wears pantyhose in Florida, agrees you have to test-drive some cars before you know which one you wanna buy, if you know what she means. Especially before you settle down, you have to get around and at least experience these 12…

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12 Kinds Of Sex Every Woman Has To Have Before She Settles Down - Thanks Simcha,

I'm sick of all these so-called relationship experts telling ladies the way to snag a man is to keep it in your pants, er, skirt. Listen, you big mouth prisses, not only am I too old to be a virgin,…

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How do you get rid of a psycho BITCH

I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago and she is crazy. She is texting me with a bunch of crazy shit and its really pissing me off. So how do I explain I don't want…

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Even More Craigslist Sex News

Spotlight on Craigslist Sex Ads After Long Island Bodies Discovery Published - Dec 21 2010 06:18AM EST The four female bodies that washed up on a Long Island beach may not have been missing call girls who used Craigslist, but the grisly…

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More Craigslist Adult Services News

Judge dismisses 'Adult Services' Craigslist suit Published - Oct 23 2009 07:42AM EST By MIKE ROBINSON - AP Legal Affairs Writer CHICAGO — A federal judge has thrown out a lawsuit aimed at driving classified ads for prostitution off the Craigslist Web site. U.S.…

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VIP/LD area gatekeeper

At the entrance to the LD area at my favorite club, a guy records on a clipboard when a stripper enters and leaves. I think he is counting songs and at the end of the day, the girls have…

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Shaking booty or shaking the past

English teacher: Stripper gig behind board charges Associated Press Holland Township— An English teacher in danger of losing her job over classroom performance says her previous gig as a stripper is the real reason she is being targeted by a West Michigan…

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Dating A Stripper - Too Much Attachment! (Part 1)

Ok.. it seems like this topic has been hovering in several other topics lately... thought I'd shake the bush and see what happens. Can you date a stripper? Is it possible? Would you want to? For anyone on…