Last Saturday I was falling asleep...

Last Saturday I was falling asleep on my drive home so I got a cheap room and headed for the clubs. When I walked in there were a couple of skinny strippers who took my money and helped me. They did strip but mainly took money and served drinks.

The place was crowded. There was diversity in the customers and dancers. I think diversity in shape and ethnicity is great. There's someone for every one. There were quite a few that were attractive to me. Around the stage were chairs in the shape of shoes that you sit low in. The tips at the stage seemed very low.

There seems to be a chair area. The couch area seemed better. Couches were a little uncomfortable for me and I was afraid of leg cramps--maybe because of the long drive. My mind was soon taken off of that. What the dancers offered seemed pretty standardized in a good way. It's what most think of as a lap dance. They might be pacing the dance for maximum profit.