Going to the Strip Club on your Birthday?
I'm thinking about visiting the club on my birthday next week.
I remember Denny's giving you a free breakfast on your birthday, wonder what you could get at a strip club?
Anyone have birthday strip club experiences to share?
I remember Denny's giving you a free breakfast on your birthday, wonder what you could get at a strip club?
Anyone have birthday strip club experiences to share?
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basically the same treatment the groom in a bachelor party gets, dragged on stage, get their pants pulled down and ass spanked as the strippers dance around and cheer him being made a fool of.
have fun, lol
oh, you might get free admission too ;)
I guess I've seen that too, but it's always been the 21 year olds, dont really think it applies if you have an AARP card.
Free admission sounds ok, but jackslash's free BJ would be better, or best of all maybe a dancer would let me come on her face ("how about it sweetie, it's my birthday?"), lol.
odds are, you won't get any 'freebies', either of the dancing or "extras" type. go, have some fun, get a couple of lappers from some hot young thing, enjoy yourself, just don't expect anything special. that's what I did when I went for my last birthday.
Now I have the proiblem of topping that on her birthday in May.
I will be back at my old game in May. You can tell gridget that all wells spudded in May will be named after her. If my boys can make it to gridget #3 by the end of May I would be ecstatic.
Pass on my best wishes to the lady on her birthday.
Simple, tie a big bow around it!
Depends on the woman. A few I've known know a lot about me. I have to trust them that they will be discrete. I've had my ATF in the car with my entire family. And taken her to family functions.
Clubber, Her birthday is 2 days before my daughter's. They will be the same age for 2 days. I just asked my daughter to come up with something that will really impress her.
I am planning a trip to Key West. Please let me know if anything changes, especially if there is an Asian involved. And my birthday would be 2 days before that visit. Maybe you can arrange a nice BD gift for me! :)
I think it an interesting story. I doubt it is a Hollywood script, but if it is, I hope I can keep some of the royalties after the divorce.
ROAD TRIP!
Good luck! Set the bar high for my visit in a couple of weeks.
She said she was sorry to disappoint me on my birthday, and offered to meet me OTC. Turned out to be a good evening, just not what I had expected.
OK, today I did, and as a matter of fact 3 of them. Turned out a wasted SC day. Would have tried the fourth club, but why waste anymore time.
Club #1, my current favorite. You know it, vm. Turned out, my fave from above previous post wasn't going to be working, so nothing special from her. Figure a good time to visit fave # 2. Not there. How about possible fave # 3. Not there! DAMN, a bust. I did talk "Harley" to the bartender a bit, so she may become a source of info.
Club #2 where I had made recent contact with a favorite from a few years ago. Not working! Did get to meet and talk with one dancer there that I know from my bike persona. To bad she isn't a 10, but nice.
Club # 3. Another dancer from the past, but never a favorite. Decided to give her a try for old times sake. Mistake. BORING!
Club #4. To hell with it! Cut my losses. Get the SO and go to dinner. Got some better hugs and kisses from our favorite waitress, a good meal with my SO. Not a total waste for the BD. Always next year and quilt to lay on the faves. :)