Going to the Strip Club on your Birthday?

yeah steve i've seen what a guy gets for his birthday in a stripclub.

basically the same treatment the groom in a bachelor party gets, dragged on stage, get their pants pulled down and ass spanked as the strippers dance around and cheer him being made a fool of.

have fun, lol

oh, you might get free admission too ;)

On my last birthday I celebrated in the club with a bunch of dancer friends. My ATF gave me dances and a blow job in VIP and refused to take any money.

ok, i have to say that jack's bday sounds better than what i've observed of some other bdays :)

troop,

I guess I've seen that too, but it's always been the 21 year olds, dont really think it applies if you have an AARP card. 

Free admission sounds ok, but jackslash's free BJ would be better, or best of all maybe a dancer would let me come on her face ("how about it sweetie, it's my birthday?"), lol.

steve,

odds are, you won't get any 'freebies', either of the dancing or "extras" type. go, have some fun, get a couple of lappers from some hot young thing, enjoy yourself, just don't expect anything special. that's what I did when I went for my last birthday.

Maybe in a couple. I told a favorite this evening that my BD was coming up in a couple weeks. She said she would have to do something special for me.

A free BJ on the b-day? Blows the free breakfast at Denny's out of the water.

Start off the morning at Denny's, and end the day at BJ's.

Jack's b-day sounds exceptional. I would wager that what troop described is MUCH more likely to happen...

Too bad there are not any Denny's here in Columbus. It is just the waffle house.

Nope. My current favorite is taking that night off and paying for the room.

Forget his name, but as a comedian once said "If you're in Denny's on your birthday, your life sucks."

I was just in the Inner Room last Monday on my birthday. Other than the dancer stealing my glasses, I had fun :) The jury is still out on that one, but dang, when I watched her take the glasses out of my pocket and walk off with them, SHEEESH !! LOL I wish she had given me a BJ, she got me off at Inner Room prices. Can't beat those high mileage $10 lap dances!!

Got my 1st ever in-club BBBJ last year on my birthday. With this girl I'm sure it was available whether it was by BD or not. No BD discount but a great gift to myself!

I celebrated my 69th birthday last month. A week late at my favorite club. Magicrat, vincemichaels and Henry were present. After having lunch we gridget, we went to the club. She brought in a funny as shit card, a cake, 2 long sleeve shirts and a gift card. And a big kiss. We shared the cake with the guys, the waitress, the bar tender, and some other dancers.

Now I have the proiblem of topping that on her birthday in May.

shadowcat:

I will be back at my old game in May. You can tell gridget that all wells spudded in May will be named after her. If my boys can make it to gridget #3 by the end of May I would be ecstatic.

Pass on my best wishes to the lady on her birthday.

Have gotten free drinks, free dances and a gift or two over the years. One dancer brought in a cake. One offered to come by for an "afterparty" but my phone died when she called. Probably just as well. She was a kind of messed-up.

I wonder how many guys lie to strippers about it being their birthday. Would you feel comfortable showing off your ID to a stripper?

sc,

Simple, tie a big bow around it!

ss1,

Depends on the woman. A few I've known know a lot about me. I have to trust them that they will be discrete. I've had my ATF in the car with my entire family. And taken her to family functions.

Art, she would appreciate that jester.

Clubber, Her birthday is 2 days before my daughter's. They will be the same age for 2 days. I just asked my daughter to come up with something that will really impress her.

Clubber, there has to be a Hollywood script in there somewhere. You have got to be kidding me. So everyone in your family has no idea what your ATF does? I want to hear the story how she comes along to family functions. What is her cover story--she is a Pilates trainer or a radiologist's assistant? I thought I had the all-time story when I schtupped my GF about 6 inches away from her mother during home movies. But I think you topped it!

sc,

I am planning a trip to Key West. Please let me know if anything changes, especially if there is an Asian involved. And my birthday would be 2 days before that visit. Maybe you can arrange a nice BD gift for me! :)

larry,

I think it an interesting story. I doubt it is a Hollywood script, but if it is, I hope I can keep some of the royalties after the divorce.

Clubber, I will have no way of knowing if there are any changes. What I gave you in my PM is pretty reliable. Go with it.

If I went to a strip club on my birthday, I wouldn't tell anyone unless I was asked and I don't usually get asked.

sc, Thanks. The weekend of the her first week there, I will be out of town at a HS reunion, but when I get home...

ROAD TRIP!

Steve, did you go? If so, how was it?

@59 - tonight's the night - wish me luck!

steve,

Good luck! Set the bar high for my visit in a couple of weeks.

Well, things took a strange turn today when the dancer I was going to meet at the club told me she'd been banned and couldn't work there anymore. (See my "Club banned my fav" post).

She said she was sorry to disappoint me on my birthday, and offered to meet me OTC. Turned out to be a good evening, just not what I had expected.

If you're older i wouldn't worry about it, i doubt they are going to drag someone over 40 on stage and whip them, LOL! I could be wrong! Be careful

Were they to try whipping me, I'd get kicked out. I'm the only one allowed to use a whip in my presence. :)

We want pics, george !! LOL

vm: I try not to create incriminating evidence, and even if i had, it doesn't seem likely that I would send it out over the inter tubes. :)

The topic: Going to the Strip Club on your Birthday?

OK, today I did, and as a matter of fact 3 of them. Turned out a wasted SC day. Would have tried the fourth club, but why waste anymore time.

Club #1, my current favorite. You know it, vm. Turned out, my fave from above previous post wasn't going to be working, so nothing special from her. Figure a good time to visit fave # 2. Not there. How about possible fave # 3. Not there! DAMN, a bust. I did talk "Harley" to the bartender a bit, so she may become a source of info.

Club #2 where I had made recent contact with a favorite from a few years ago. Not working! Did get to meet and talk with one dancer there that I know from my bike persona. To bad she isn't a 10, but nice.

Club # 3. Another dancer from the past, but never a favorite. Decided to give her a try for old times sake. Mistake. BORING!

Club #4. To hell with it! Cut my losses. Get the SO and go to dinner. Got some better hugs and kisses from our favorite waitress, a good meal with my SO. Not a total waste for the BD. Always next year and quilt to lay on the faves. :)