Have not been to the old...

Have not been to the old HB in quite awhile. My visit here last night was benign as I was delivering soup to one of my friends who was waitressing there. Still, I decided to sit through the festivities after paying the nominal 10 dollar cover. They still have the free pizza (which isn't bad by pizza snob standards). The layout is the same. Three stages, a main bar, a beer tub girl when it's busy by the front door and cheesy bistro tables with tall bar stools strewn about the place. As I mentioned, my visit was benign but I did have to sample "Marie" a 5'10 inch long dark haired beauty who never fails to disappoint with her mile long legs and her acrobatic backside. Was surprised that she remembered me and of course, this suckered me into the VIP for the very affordable 5 dances for 50 topless. Yes, the songs are snipped to the 2:50 mark no matter what, but still having a half naked goddess like Marie on your lap for 15 minutes for a mere 50 dollars is a bargain in my book. To my surprise, the VIP area has been upgraded so that you can get some privacy behind curtained booths instead of sitting out in the open just like you were in your buddies basement. Marie was amenable to aggressive touching and fondling as we were out of view from the thug at the counter. Still, we are under surveillance, so no crazy extras can be extracted. However, french kissing and necking were encouraged. Marie is pretty fucking hot. Naturally I succumbed to a fresh batch of 5 songs and was into her for a hundred before you could say Jack Robinson. Still, with beers at under 5 dollars, free pizza and pinball, and the usual stage antics this is not half bad place. I wish they would upgrade to flat screen TVs. When they do, this is a viable alternative to watching sports while half naked 5-7s parade their wares in front of you. Heavenly Bodies is not the best place around, but for the money it delivers! Check out Marie, Harmony and Michelle. You will not be disappointed.