Those Don't Count

Feb 26, 2011, 7:09 PM

Overheard in the strip club:

Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested."

Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."

Dudester14 years ago

Someone will never have a decent job.

samsung114 years ago

Gotta love Detroit! They could just cross the border to canada to find a job if they screw up their US records.

tttclub14 years ago

Not anymore. Screw up over here and they don't let you in over there. Canada is such a silly place.

Fenster14 years ago

I think we all want to know more about Dancer # 2 ....