Those Don't Count

jackslashDetroit strip clubs
Overheard in the strip club:
Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested."
Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."
Overheard in the strip club:
Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested."
Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."
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last commentSomeone will never have a decent job.
Gotta love Detroit! They could just cross the border to canada to find a job if they screw up their US records.
Not anymore. Screw up over here and they don't let you in over there. Canada is such a silly place.
I think we all want to know more about Dancer # 2 ....