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Those Don't Count

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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Overheard in the strip club:

Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested."

Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."

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Dudester
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14 years ago
Someone will never have a decent job.
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samsung1
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14 years ago
Gotta love Detroit! They could just cross the border to canada to find a job if they screw up their US records.
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tttclub
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14 years ago
Not anymore. Screw up over here and they don't let you in over there. Canada is such a silly place.
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Fenster
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14 years ago
I think we all want to know more about Dancer # 2 ....
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