Those Don't Count

2/26/2011 7:09:13 PM

Overheard in the strip club:

Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested."

Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."

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Dudester

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14 years ago

Someone will never have a decent job.

samsung1

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14 years ago

Gotta love Detroit! They could just cross the border to canada to find a job if they screw up their US records.

tttclub

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14 years ago

Not anymore. Screw up over here and they don't let you in over there. Canada is such a silly place.

Fenster

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14 years ago

I think we all want to know more about Dancer # 2 ....

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