Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Much more lively at dinner time than morning.

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gotoguy
Mar 22, 2022, 5:40 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

First this place is open 24/7 and even on xmas.

All my other reviews were early morning with one near noon. So Sunday I went around dinner time. About 8-10 dances, two waitresses, the hostess who is there always, and the same two happy (almost drunk) men, a bit rolley polley with Rumpelstiltskin white beards. (In retrospect they seem to always be there even on my early visits but I only started recognizing them today.) It’s nude so no alcohol.

Unlike the previous visits there were at least 8 girls and perhaps 7 customers. One customer (I think mentally challenged) was sitting on a chair in front of the stage with his face almost in the dancers crotch. Only one of the 4 poles was in use. The girls were 6-8’s, black, white, mix, none phat. All but one petite, all local Florida girls. I think all early 20’s. Also interesting was one customer buying clothes for the girls to try out. They have outfits at the front counter you can buy for the girls. I didn’t ask but I bet they are only about $5. The girls (I’ll remind you they are all nude) would go into the dressing room and come back out with the new dance clothing. Joke with the customer for a minute, find a new outfit, and come back out again.

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