The Organization vs. The System
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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Seems like this will have to happen eventually. The question is, will it be as epic as Alien vs. Predator?
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The organization = imaginary sex cult
The system has some legitimacy, but it still involves some imagination.
"The greatest trick The Organization ever pulled was convincing PLs it didn't exist." -- A stale bag of Hot Takis
RICK DUGAN'S SYSTEM
https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=912
SHAILYNN's LOGICAL SYSTEM
https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=33617
ROCKSTAR'S METHOD
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=3385…
There's a once-prolific user, JohnSmith69 (who has been largely inactive since 2019/2020), who also had a "system", but it boiled down to "Offer her $1,000 and pot."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_b-zpSn…
SJG
Yeah, that wasn't cranberry juice...
Oh boy totally forgot about that one.
Best part is I wrote that as satire and 3/4 of the people here were too dumb to realize that and took it way too seriously.
I club almost exclusively in dives, and a shot of Listermint to the vajayjay can make a used skank smell fresh as a daisy!
My favorite post was SJG’s argument that he would never use the valet.
You don't break your Ralphie Wiggins character
I’m sure it’ll provide some shits and giggles.
It's basically spread out over nearly a decade of SJG telling us (exclusively within library hours) that this is going to be a real thing and everyone else being thankful that it's never going to be a real thing. Because it's all creepy as fuck.
#dementiaawareness
I do my best to avoid it and I pretty much always have been able to.
My Organization pays tribute to those who have been there before. We are not starting from scratch.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7107…
SJG
Montrose Live KSAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzC835bh…
I do my best to avoid it and I pretty much always have been able to."
2 reasons..
they don't valet park huffy bikes.
panhandling in the parking lot doesn't qualify as a strip club visit.
I do my best to avoid it"
Probably for the best. I'm envisioning you spending two hours annoying the poor valet guy with the complete history of Chrysler lug nuts until he is forced to commit ritual Seppuku just to get away.
I guess we don't have that much of it here. I don't run into it that often, and never at our strip clubs. Usually at the big hotels. But I have been able to avoid it. I rest easier when I can do this.
SJG
So I taught him a lesson:
I made sure the bubbling in my tummy started on the drive to the club...
Residential neighborhoods tend to be the most safe, because intruders don't know who the car belongs to.
Parking lots have the problem that they are private property and it is hard to get police to take a report for a non-injury private property accident.
SJG
But at our strip clubs I have never seen valet parking.
It is more at some of the big hotels in Sunnyvale, and one in Monterey.
I think we don't have as much valet parking as some other places do.
As as far as not being able to walk some in a neighborhood, people say that. But I have never seen such a place where that is really true. I bicycle anywhere day or night, rain or shine.
When I leave my car in a residential neighborhood I always plan it so I can leave the car then walk right around a corner so people will not see where I am going and might think I am in the house right around the corner. That should square me with the locals. But then for people coming in, they will assume that the car's owner is right there watching from the window.
Vacant industrial neighborhoods are far more risky.
You have more legal rights parked on the street than in a private property parking lot.
SJG