Time to a strip club, what are the do's and don'ts

1.Be nice to the girls, they are used to obnoxious sleezeballs, if you're polite and kind they will be much more attentive. High-end clubs at night These are the places that have valet parking, nice chairs, beautiful women, huge VIP rooms, possibly more than one floor, multiple stages, and usually a dress code of sorts (no t-shirts or shorts). Some guys even show up in groups wearing suits and climbing out of limos. Celebs (pop stars, athletes, etc) come here sometimes. Expect to have to spend money if you want much attention. These places are usually packed at night, and every dancer has a handful of guys tipping them big on stage just to get a chance at a personal dance later. You can go, just pay the cover, and just watch; but don't expect any attention if you aren't dropping a lot of money. Don't expect to be offered sex here, even if you are loaded and throwing your money around a lot. Most dancers at these places make PLENTY money just dancing, so it would be extremely rare to have one of them risk it all just for a little extra. Mid-range clubs at night (or high-end places during the day) These are decent places in bigger cities. They aren't as glamorous as the high-end places, and don't see the high class customers, but it's still not a dirty, shady place. They might have valet, and they might have a dress code at night, but it's certainly a more casual place. If it's busy, you might still need to spend some money to get attention, but the competition won't be as fierce, so tipping a dancer to get her attention will be less expensive. You might be offered extra things in VIP if you seem to have money, or if the girl is desperate for extra cash. I've certainly been offered HJ/BJ at places like this in their VIP. Some dancers even will hint that more can happen if you take them to VIP. Low-end clubs at night (or mid-range places during the day) These are either the really small, inconvenient places in bigger cities, or might be the only option in a small town. They often don't look like anything from the outside, and were probably converted from a warehouse or something, rather than being built as a club originally. The dancers here are usually not all that hot, but sometimes there's a girl or two that are at least a 6 or 7 in the dark, and might look like a 7 or 8 next to the rest of them. These places are only going to be busy on Friday and Saturday nights, if that. Typically, if you're not a douche or dirtbag, even being slightly nice and tipping just a little bit will get a dancer's attention. Don't overspend; you might actually piss off the other customers that only came with $20 in their pockets, and now every girl in the club is clamoring to sit at your table, so they can't even get the attention of the pregnant girl with burn scars. You can certainly expect to be offered "extra" things at a club like this, sometimes without even going to VIP, which sometimes is just a single roped-off booth, rather than a separate section of the club. BYOB vs Topless. This may vary from state to state, but in Texas, you can either be topless, serve alcohol, and only 21+ allowed; or you can be full nude, BYOB, and 18+ allowed. Personally, I prefer BYOB because it's much cheaper, and I also like to see pussy. But, your options may be limited. I also have only seen mid-range and low-end BYOB. I've never been to a high-end BYOB club, but I'm sure they exist. 16 Share Report Save