The White Suit
Muddy
USA
I'm staring it at in my closet right now. It's all ready to go. I just don't the balls to leave my house looking like a Cuban drug lord.
I know if I donned it, the end of the night would be guaranteed swimming in pussy. But I would just never hear the end of it from anybody I know or ever known. It really is the conundrum of a monger's life, it's Sophie's choice.
I know if I donned it, the end of the night would be guaranteed swimming in pussy. But I would just never hear the end of it from anybody I know or ever known. It really is the conundrum of a monger's life, it's Sophie's choice.
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Sometimes in such cases the girls will encourage FRMOSs.
SJG
X - Burning House of Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kbDuaio…
It’s time to get out there! Put that sweet white polyester panty dropper on and a pair of white vinyl slip on cock roach killing shoes - douse yourself in Pacco Rabanne cologne - slick back you hair - and drive your Monte Carlo to the nearest strip club - and give the strippers the night of their lives!
Rickyboy to tye rescue!
Muddy, keep in mind that I live a boring life and need to live vicariously through others.
And yeah good shit fellas. You know as more of a blue jeans and t shirt type guy. I’m not really big on the fashion statements. And unless it’s Miami I’m the 1980’s a white suit might come off as over the top. And all the ball busting afterwords, who wants to hear that. That all being said it’s the best chance you got at bringing the house down in these strip clubs, let’s be real.
I was just playing around, I think you know that though
There's this one supplier I have, cool as fuck, impeccable wardrobe, and he's gay. We are roughly the same age, same build. Guy dresses awesome, but if I showed up dressed like him, people would think I am gay too. You need to look nice but also look like you can change a tire on a car, women love that rugged or semi-rugged look, but not too rugged, like you've been living in the woods fucking goats and haven't cleaned your nails since Obama was president.
Listen up CandyZebra, if’n ya don’t straighten up and become a valuable TUSCL contributor we rick are going beat you with a bar of soap in a sock and force you to eat wombat shit. You ever eat wombat shit, punk? Well, have you???
ROAR!!!
Not to sell Muddy short, but I'm sure that he will look just like Tattoo!
On the other hand, at that height he can do DATY standing up....🤪😂
Great thinking Meat. Let's use the moronic trolling behavior of a few dipshits to justify the never-ending stories of premature ejaculation posted by a few other dipshits. Brilliant! I'm sure your MENSA application is being fast tracked even as we speak. 😉
You have to put in the effort if you want to be able to pay women to show you attention in a strip club.
Stop shooting your punkass bitch mouth off to people like you do here, you won't find yourself on your ass bleeding in the street, and your clothes will stay clean.
Besides you'd make it easier for your mom when she does your laundry. lulz
SJG
X Burning House of Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kbDuaio…
Sadly Meat acting superior to guys trolling 12 year old articles with goofy satire and others bragging about premature ejaculation hardly takes any effort at all. I just pop on in between more important stuff, see the ridiculous posts and the obvious responses almost form themselves. 😂
At least Dugan is not doing that!
SJG
"a stripper's job is to bust a nut", posted by LDK82 years back when I first joined.
SJG
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044876/
So dirt resistant that they could not dye it, and so indestructible that it lasts forever. To even be able to cut the thread they had to use an Oxy-Acetylene torch.
SJG
X Burning House of Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInxU2dW…
I think the Dugan caricature is influenced by that.
SJG
X- Live At The Whisky A Go Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInxU2dW…
Don’t bother doing this in JAX. It is pointless to do so. Yes, Mr. Dugan will say he’s going to come to the meet up so he can beat up all the white suit wearing attendees. Then, one day before the meet up, he will announce that he cannot attend because his pretend wife left him and now he is the sole responsible adult in the lives of his pretend children.
And even more sad, sometimes I don't have to say or do anything at all. The troll posts are so silly that they speak for themselves. 😉
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You also try to make everyone on here believe that the dollars you spend are somehow more valuable than how other people spend theirs. It’s Definitely something you and SJG have in common, along with other general sociopathic tendencies. But go ahead Rickyboy, you do you.
I need to get myself a white suit.
SJG
X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kbDuaio…
Did you realize the guy has made up a fictional family. Remember how he was trash talking Mr. Daddillac or Mr. Daddillac’s girlfriend or goldfish or something like that and Mr. Daddillac let him know that he was going to be in Mr. Dugan’s neck of the woods? Now, what did Mr. Dugan do when Mr. Daddillac said he would defend his goldfish’s honor by kicking some Dugan ass?
Yep…Mr. Dugan made up a story about his fictional wife going insane and leaving him to be sole caregiver for the fictional children. That was a really convenient temporary insanity on the part of Mrs. Dugan, wasn’t it? Kind of saved Mr. Dugan from getting his ass kicked by Mr. Daddillac.
That’ll learn Mr. Dugan to stop calling another man’s goldfish a whore!
Phil, did they give you extra computer time at the group home today? 😊
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However, the coolness of the white suit depends on the individual wearing it. Also, Mr. Dugan’s white suit has a yellow crotch from where he pissed himself contemplating the fight with Mr. Daddillac