Deans Gold is worth the visit
If you are going to Deans Gold, there are several upscale and mid-range hotels nearby, but fighting through the traffic on I-95 to get there is grueling. I looked around on TUSCL to see where I could go if this was a bust, but Cheetah Pompano's is 45 minutes away. Tootsie's and others were closer, but you don't go to Dean's Gold for a middling experience.
I arrived by Uber around 9:00, but took note that the parking lot looked fairly large and well-lit. Two guys standing inside the door of the well-lit lobby did not card or frisk me. The receptionist originally asked me for a $20 cover and then changed her mind. I tipped her a couple and went inside. Back through the doors into a kind of hallway with the main club to the right, and what looked like a second club (with the VIP rooms) to the left. As you walk into the main club, the main stage is directly ahead surrounded by a few four-top tables with the standard rolling chairs, the main bar to the left, and DJ and dancer's locker room to the right. The lap dance room is an elevated area with U-shaped couches, but no walls or booths or curtains and not really much privacy. There is a second bar to the left rear and the bathrooms beyond that. There looked like more lap dance in the rear. The right rear wall past the stage had an elevated area with a third bar and another stage where dancer would strip for three songs. I saw only dancers up there.
Well, I was the first guy in with 20-30 dancers. There was a girl on stage, and the rest were seated in groups at table and a few at the bar. A cute but not sexy, young, AA waitress showed me to a table and took my drink order. Angel's Envy on the rocks. $33. Fuck me - I could nearly buy a bottle for that. The dancer on stage had a soft, almost flabby ass. There was a lot of that, but there were some hotties, too. As you must expect in South Florida, the majority of the dancers were Cuban. I saw no AA dancers. I met the Asian dancer Kimmi, but clothed she looked old and chubby. I also met dancers claiming Russian (from Siberia and some Asian hint to her features), Venezuelan, and a GND American. They had some all natural spinners, but most girls had enhanced tops. There are also at least two massage girls giving shoulder and neck massages at $20/song at your table and I enjoyed the hell out of mine. There was TNF on the screens and some other sports. Dancers wore kind of whatever they wanted. I saw different types of dresses, lingerie, and lounge sets. Mostly sexy club dresses. The girls, on both stages, danced three sets. First in their dress, then topless, and the third nude. However, the dancing was mostly just standing there kind of swaying or walking around the stage. The music was not overly loud and was just kind of in the background. I could not tell you a single song that was played. It was one girl at a time on the main stage at the beginning. As the night got later and the club filled up, there were two girls on the main stage with two poles and one on the other stage.
The hottest girl in the club, Katherine, came and sat on the arm of the chair across from me. This is the Russian girl. 9.5, nearly a model. 5'7" out of heels, long, hard, legs, flat stomach, tight ass, big, round, man-mades. I noticed one tattoo on her shoulder blade and another just above the kitty. She also has some serious GPS. She only wanted to do 5 for $100 lap dances. She was hot enough that I took the shot. Back in the VIP she stripped of her satin lounge set down to her panties. Five dances with okay grinding, but the pitch for VIP came fast. $1500 dollars for a half hour. She immediately followed that by saying she would $1000 for me. I didn't say no (I almost never say no), and told her that would come later after I had some time to relax and enjoy myself. After I returned to my table she followed a few moments later and made herself at home. I excused myself to linger at the bar for a drink and not have other dancers think I was claimed for the evening. I also stopped in the bathroom and was surprised not to find a troll.
That is when I noticed a dancer with great tits on stage and no one tipping. I made my way to the stage with my second drink (a $12 Bullet this time) and sat down. There is really no stage dancing, but she accepted my tip and thanked me. I saw no one sit or tip at the stage for the rest of the night, even as the club began to fill after 10:30. Stacy found me after her set. She was a solid 8 from Cuba. A little thick with great tits and a nice ass. She had several small tattoos- one on her back, an Asian letter between her breasts, an anklet, and a large bouquet on her hip and leg. We went back for a couple of $20 lappers. She offered slightly more stick shifting than Katherine and also hit me up for VIP pretty quickly. Her price was $500 for her and $150 to the club, but she would do $400 for me. She said that was as low as they are allowed. I declined and returned to my seat.
Dancers were not coming up frequently, and I was wondering how aggressive I needed to be for the ones I did like. How can I eyeball a dancer to evaluate her potential without being creepy or making her think that I was definitely interested in a dance? Tell them, "no thanks, I'm just browsing"? I had already turned away Kimmi (she looked a little better naked on stage), the resident chubby, and an unremarkable Cuban.
The third dancer I got a lap dance from was a Venezuelan with great, round, heavy breasts and a fine body - a 9. She had few tattoos, a pierced belly button, and shaved kitty. I like my women hairless from the head-down. She began OTP stroking right away with a push for VIP $150 to the club and $400 to her. I figured that was where VIP would be dialed in at for most dancers and that Katherine was trying to fleece me my first time in the club.
It was after a few very aggressive dances from her that I decided I was ready to leave. While finishing my drink I received the shoulder rub and was offered a dance by the GND American blonde, Alexis (?). I regret having said no, I think I saw her on stage on my way out and she was pretty fit with some nice muscles. My Uber had already arrived and I needed to head out.
Deans Gold is an upscale club, but the prices are not unreasonable. So many other clubs have lap dances at $25-$30 already and here they are only $20. Even the VIP prices are not sky-high and with the quality of dancers they may be worth it. The service from bartenders and wait staff is good. I would come back here again if it were not so deep in Miami that the I-95 traffic is unavoidable.
