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Name Somewhere In The Continental United States That You Want To Visit

QUESTION: Name Somewhere In The Continental United States That You Want To Visit, but haven't been to yet. Also state the reason why you want to visit there, as well as why you haven't been there yet. For me... I have never…

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Need more proof?

That the creep is posting from the San Jose library? Background: I just showed up here a few minutes ago and was surprised to see a post from the creep that appeared to be after library hours. Turns out…

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How do I politely tell dancers say no?

Not all clubs are the same. But many in San Francisco are very tough to relax. Last time I went to New Century, the girls wanted like 800. Do any of you really spend that kind of money? Let’s admit…

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Is There a Way to Edit a Posted Review?

I recently posted a review of the Gold Club in Tampa. Before I posted the review I made some changes and fucked up one of my sentences so it's confusing. Is there a way to make an edit?

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High turnover clubs that shouldnt be?

What do u all think of high turnover clubs that there really is no logical reason the dancer turnover is so high? I was bored and reading reviews on some such place which inspired me to ask this. It isn't a…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

A not great place, one star ⭐️

DANCER REVIEW. Went on a Friday. The club is decent at best, it has a cool setup but it’s very 1990s as in, looks like they have not renovated anything. The VIP…

Tijuana

Telefonica gastropark

Every time I go to TJ, I try to have a new experience. I don't mean the girls (even though that is true), but like a place to go. Last time I went to Mr. Pampas with greenbeans which was…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

Sapphire Times Square Long Awaited Re-Re-Opening

Sapphire Times Square finally reopened on Tuesday, October 15, 2022, after being shut down for about 8 months. I thought it was odd that they had reopened after the pandemic and then abruptly closed again.…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Not Optimal But They Are Trying thier Best

Spur of the moment visit for me. After Bottoms Up closed this place became one of top 3 options for no hassle, cost effective "dances" with above average latinas. I didn't stop by in some…

Rick's Cabaret Odessa

Odessa, Texas

Don't bother on a Monday night

So, for a Monday night noone goes in thinking it will be awesome, but thats the only night I had for this. Been to many many clubs around the US - this one had…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I went to Scarlett's Cabaret just before 21:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $20 cover charge at the door. The doormen waived the $20 cover charge due to a mutual acquaintance. I had…

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Bruce Willis done with acting

https://pagesix.com/2022/03/30/bruce-willis-diagnosed-with-aphasia-stepping-away-from-acting/?_ga=2.117682703.709377129.1567789127-amp-MP1p-ZmEuFGUL3xQZcjKCwgZD_QESsOXv5Te5TK7_ToPkaAKn0ReWzCA8TaYgm5Y Diagnosed with aphasia. I’m a huge fan so I’m bummed. Hasn’t had a lot of great movies in recent times but back in the day I thought he was hands down the coolest dude on the planet. Brain related stuff…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

sinclair's Review

I went to Centerfolds at 21:50 on a Saturday night. From 19:00 to 22:00 there is no cover charge, and beers are only $2 before ten o’clock. The regular price for a bottle of beer…

Tijuana

HK flooded and second floor plexiglass

Hey guys. So a buddy text me, asking if i knew about the Monday night flood due to rain. Did they reopen Tuesday? Also i guess a plexiglass broke on the second floor by dj booth. Anybody have additional…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Slow night, warm welcome and happy ending!

After a comfortable but fairly boring time at Browns down the road, I decided to return to Ye Olde Axe for some action. Unlike Browns there is a £5 door fee. The room is much…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

OGD: Sometimes it great fun. Saturday, it sucked!

OGD Is one of the worst bars I've ever seen. I've been there before and continue to go back because of mileage, but I don't love going here. Its in a terrible part of Akron,…

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Sex the Mormon way...soaking.

https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/the-hook-up/soaking-mormon-sex-tiktok-viral-jump-humping/13572802#:~:text=According%20to%20Mormon%20TikTok%2C%20'soaking,He%20does%20sweet%20F.A.

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Clean, Comfortable, Classy but Clinical

I was in London for a short visit and decided to check out Browns. There is free entry and a bar on the left as you enter. I bought my favourite Mexican beer - Modelo…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Drama Central

Nothing was happening at Lusty's or G Spot, Glory Days wasn't open at 2 pm, so I made my way to Lucky's. Lucky's is one of my regular stops. Parking is usually a pain in…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Friday Night with Hummus and a Dancer from Belarus

Rick's Cabaret in New York City is located on West 33nd Street between Fifth Avenue and the intersection of Broadway and 6th Avenue. Rick's has a centrally located club just a half block from the…

Tijuana

Gasoline is cheaper in Mexico.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-60882442?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I used to buy auto insurance for just a day or 3 to cover me while driving to Ensenada, etc. It was only a couple of bucks. It might be worth the expense for the savings at the pump.

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Easily the best afternoon choice in the city

As an exclusive daytime visitor this has become my primary go to. The only other club I know of in Las Vegas that’s currently open in the afternoon is play it again Sam and the…

Tiger Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

High-mileage Hispanics on a Crowded Friday Night

Went to this nude strip club for the first time on Friday night about midnight. Parking was somewhat crowded, and was even more so when I left at 4am. I parked toward the…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

Closed early

I keep saying I'm not going back but I still do. This is a hit or miss place and you aren't sure what to expect when you go through the door. When it…

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OT: Original vs. Cover Song

Okay folks. As much as I enjoy the political back and forth, let's not fight each other (or maybe we will... heh heh). This question was inspired by skibum's thread about history near where you live, as it's just something…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Back to Delilah's Den after a few months away

I drove by Toms River a couple weeks ago on a Friday afternoon, and I decided to stop by Delilah’s Den. $20 cover. $5 mandatory bottle water. BYOB. $25 dance. $135 for 15 min in VIP. Small…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

36 hours in HK, day 2 of 2 (Monday)

Please see day 1 for border crossing information. Again, I'm not going to describe the club since this has been done in other recent reviews and nothing has changed! Having just visited the club the…

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Dillon Brooks dating a shemale

Is this gonna normalize trans relationships?

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Okay if you’re in the area and don’t want to drive elsewhere.

The club is located in a good area. The parking lot is large. You walk into the club down a very short hallway. Immediately the bathrooms are on the right. Past that there is the…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Ruby in the rough

Haven't been here in awhile as it had gotten stale. Same ladies. Stopped in on a Thursday at 10pm. Mostly Latin ladies. Most were in shape which is not the norm these days here. Talked…

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Name two famous things ...........

that were created/invented near where you live now or grew up. For me I would say the Inn we used to stay at when we were kids and visited relatives. It was Called the "Toll House", in Whitman,…

Politics

COVID PPP Fraud 80 Billion!!

Up to 80 Billion dollars (10%) in COVID relief was basically stolen and given to thieves. Something to keep in mind when the government asks for more money. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1279664

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

36 hours in HK, day 1 of 2 (Sunday)

Transportation: I booked this trip about 1 month ago waiting for airline tickets to be cheap and managed to get a direct, R/T from somewhere in CA to San Diego for $136. Arrived to SAN around…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday afternoon @ Playhouse Lounge

i took advantage of some long overdue home repairs to make a trip to Home Depot this saturday, which also gave me the opportunity to make a long overdue visit to the Playhouse Lounge.…

Lutron

Medellín, Colombia

Lutron Medellin

This place is AMAZING. It's based in one of Pablo Escobar's old houses and it's a mansion on a huge plot of land. You enter the gate and go up a big hill until you…

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ID Scans

Was considering visiting a SC, but they scan ID’s. I’m not keen on that. Any thoughts?

La Isla Club

Medellín, Colombia

La Isla Medellin

La Isla was a huge disappointment. I had heard it was supposed to be the best strip club in Medellin and was excited to go there. My friends and I ended up going on a…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Great experience, plenty of cuties

My first time to Bucks Wild and second time to any US club. Wasn't sure what to expect on a Saturday afternoon but had a really good time. There is a main stage with two…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

A fun break from reality

To be clear, I have been here several times over the last several years. I enjoy the club, the people working here and the dancers. Everyone from the parking attendants (at night only)…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Thursday Afternoon

Went early on a Thursday afternoon. Only one dancer for the first hour, but finally a few more came in. The bartenders were great and a domestic beer was just over $5. The bartenders didn’t…

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I Got Motivational And Went to Da Gym

Forget da stripe club! Da gym is where da hotties are at! I watched a bunch of da workout videos and saw dis guy picking up all da ladies... I went to da gym and picked up some more sugar babies!…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

They let scammers work there.

I got scammed for $100 I had a terrible experience here. Some trashy girl named dalas hustled me out of $100. I was sitting at the bar drinking a beer at around 4:45. I see her…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Quick but successful trip.

I made the pilgrimage last Monday afternoon and given that I only had a few hours I was looking for something specific. First the changes or what I thought were changes. Masks are still required to…

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, Quebec

Busy Night but Nothing Going On

Stopped by 10-35 on my way back from a hockey game in Montreal. It was the usual $5 CDN for the cover and $8 CDN for a Molson. There is a small stage to the…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Chicas delivers as promised

Thanks to all your reviewers, i think this was the most efficient club visit of my life. Everything I’ve read here is confirmed (small Latin club, more of a dive bar with dancers, most…

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Worcester License Commission meeting Wednesday for Hurricane Betty's violation

This story confuses me. It says they looking at license violations because a couple men were shot NEAR the strip club. Not in the club. Not even, from what the story says, do we know if they…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Enthusiasm from the girl in glasses

Stopped in for my third visit to Lookers on a Thursday night. Parked behind the joint, where a couple girls were smoking on a break. Headed inside and paid the $10 cover, which…

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rickagrams

It should surprise none of you damn dirty apes that we ricks are experts at wordplay. This rick thought he would share the best anagram - a rickagram, if you will.: Marisa Tomei = Itsa me Mario ROAR!!!

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Not a Bad Place but Seriously Overpriced

I had been to Scarlett's earlier in the evening and there just wasn't much happening so I decided to head to Gold Club to see if things were better there. $10 cover, no charge for…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Low cost waste of time.

Haven't been here in over 2 years, and didn't realize the extent of the renovations. The whole main bar area has been retooled, and maybe not in the best way. Walk in the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Last of the Mohicans

Strolled into the Hole on a Thursday night around 7:30pm. There were few cars in the spacious parking lot, maybe 5. Walking in the front door, the fee collector sits to your left (No cover…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Excellent night at Club Rouge

First time at Club Rouge. Recently moved to Washington from Texas and thought it might be fun to spend a night “hobbying” in Portland. After walking to a couple other local clubs (I’ll review them another time),…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Eye Candy

Location: At the southern end of downtown Harrisburg. One block off one of the main (Cameron) streets in this part of town. I’d say it is a relatively industrial area, not really near anything else.…

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How to have a healthy relationship with the strip club?

I'm split. I do like to go to the strip club because I like to get turned on. I like the heels and the seduction. But at the same time, I don't like to waste all my money. I don't…

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Scars, Birthmarks, Moles, Vitiligo, etc.

Recently I saw a really hot stripper with a prominent scar on her stomach I’m assuming a c section scar but maybe not. But I thought to myself, you know what I really don’t even care at all and continued…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Value of Private Dances is Great

One review covering two visits in late February, 2022. The first was about 10:00pm on a Thursday night for 90 minutes or so. The second was on a Saturday night from about 11:00pm…

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CHARACTER DEROGATION AT THE STRIP CLUB

to my surprise in all the years i've delved into this hobby of ours this has happened only a few times. it maybe due to the girls that i associate myself in these clubs, as they have a tendency to…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

Worth the trip

Went to the club for some adult time with my girl. Interesting location figured it would be by itself but no just in the middle of town in a pretty populated area. $20…

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Bday present for an ex?

How much would you spend? Is $500 too much ?

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Is zero-empathy rickdugan just the liquor talkin'?

Seems like he has some empathy most of the time, but then he starts threads with the tone of a viking in a nunnery. One clear thing is that the vehemence of his troll accusation are in proportion to how bad…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Late night adventure

This location is off a major road but there is a side entrance. When you enter the bathroom is to the left of the metal detector. I’ve visited this place a few times. During the…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Total shit show

Wow. My first time here. For any Detroit area mongers, this place has a striking similarity to the pantheon club on mi ave (former cafe Chablis) EXCEPT instead of it being a black club it’s…

Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

Chico, California

Gem in the middle of no where

So I was passing by this place on the outskirts of Chico CA called centerfolds so I decided to make a stop. Very run down and old building. The usual strip club vibes. Cover charge was…

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Nipple chafing

My OTC fav recently declared her nipples (including areolas) to be a Demilitarized Zone. She says they are chafed. They look fine, but it seems plausible (she wears a G-cup bra, so high traffic area). So I…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Slow recovery but still around

Spearmint Rhino is your typical strip club a few minutes from DTLA and I've visiting for years. Don't let the neighborhood get to you despite it being in a rather dirty industrial area. I don't…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Stopped back in for daytime fun

It had been almost a year since I stopped in so I figured I would check in. I used to stop in during the dayshift to see Shelley the little bit older but hot…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

First Trip

Went for a first visit on a Friday afternoon. One other customer there. He was in his 80s. Only 3 girls working which I guess is okay since there wasn't anyone else…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Sweatin' to the Oldies... I guess

Skip to the report at the bottom if all you're looking for is info on the girls Location: Washington Avenue in Manville, right off of N Main Street. If you're coming from the north, you'll take…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

River of Dreams

From 1,500 miles away and I have never been here before. I had been to Mons some years ago and found it to be like a great candy store. I come from an area where…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Bitched out in the ladies room.

Welcome back to me. It's been almost two years since we've frequented any establishment of this sort (or any other establishment other than the grocery store). We were ready. We decided that…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Night

I made a recent Saturday night visit to Platinum Plus. It’s a big opulent looking building near the airport (and near nothing else really). I arrived around 10pm, they have a big, well lighted…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Expensive but well worth it

The club had no external signage, so I would have missed it if I didn't have the address from TUSCL. £5 cash only without change at the door. Inside, the club looked like a small…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Found a nice sexy gal to save an otherwise meh visit

I have not been to Oasis for over a year and have had mixed experiences. This time I had some fun due to a stocky Latina sweeties that had a great attitude. When I…

Tijuana

Ever had a girl that wouldn’t leave?

Arrived at HK today and checked into my room. Went down to HK, found a nice girl (~7 but realized not my type upon arriving to the room) with full review to come, and did our thing. She was tired,…

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Searching 4 lawyer in detroit

When I was leaving gloryhole on michigan avenue I was hit by bus. Someone told me to come here because there is good lawyer in Detroit that also moonlights at gloryhole and she will take my case. Also…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Dead on a Saturday Afternoon

I never went when it was Foxy Lady so I have nothing to compare it to. Stopped by Saturday afternoon around 3:30, parked on the side, pat down $10 cover. Walk in and…

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I was robbed today!

First of all, I am ok. I was a little shaken up earlier this afternoon as I was robbed at a gas station in Cleveland. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Satruday Afternoon at Blaze

After a disappointing visit to Rain, I stopped by Blaze since I was in the neighborhood. Arrived at 4:30 parking lot was crowded but found a spot. No cost for parking for cover,…

Chica's Cabaret Tampa

Tampa, Florida

A virgin review

As no one has reviewed this club yet, I will open the bidding with observations from a few visits. It is possible that my review may lack a few details but I will rectify…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Another “Miss”

Location: Right on Jonestown Rd (Rt22) which is a major thoroughfare in the immediate area. To be fair, the “nicer” commercial area is to the east of 83, where as the club is on the…

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POSTING ON TUSCL WHILE BEING NEURODIVERGENT

thread of the year lulz Repetitive behaviors and autism https://youtu.be/2LhI23QPoi8

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CUM SHOT ON A GIRL'S FACE - WHY GUYS DO THIS?

very interesting clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c0GoPW7g54

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Good Afternoon at Sparky's

When traveling on 1-95, I like to stop in Fayetteville to make afternoon visits at two clubs before getting back on the road. I drove by the Redneck Yacht Club (see note at end)…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Glad to be back in a Strip Club!

I haven’t been to this club since Covid so with things loosening up, I decided to come back to Ecstasy last night. I enjoy this club bc it’s relatively smaller than others, giving it a…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Stopped in on a whim.

I was on my way to the Dollhouse, and figured I would check out Pearls since it's right next door. The parking for this club is atrocious. There is very limited parking out front, and…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Ridiculously Hgh Priced Fun

Prediction: desertscruff will down vote this as a "club ad". I was there from about 9:30 till 11-ish last week, and while it wasn't <em>quite</em> standing room only when I got there, it was damned close,…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Worth a stop. As advertised.

The place is your typical adult book store run down ... You go to the booth area where girls are sitting is glass fronted cubicles with their names above the doors to display their wares. There…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Okay visit

Layout: Theres a parking lot in front and to the side of the club. The side has a ton of spaces so I parked there. You walk in and no cover, right when you walk…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Saturday evening at Trophy Club

I arrived just before 9:00 on a Saturday night. There is a lower parking lot on the right side where mostly staff and dancers park. Dark/secluded feel and would not be my choice…

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How safe are the clubs in Philly lately?

Planning a trip and passing through Philly. Wondering how safe the clubs are. My favorite was always Cheerleaders but I heard someone got robbed and shot in the parking lot last summer! I'd be planning to go in the evening…

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Stripper subreddit LDK topic

I enjoy reading the stripper subreddit, much more so than stripperweb. As a lot of us know, on stripperweb apparently every girl makes bank doing only air dances and extras are the devil. On the stripper subreddit however…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Great Place if you like to look and drink ....with no attention

I walked in and was pretty impressed with the women that were working on a week night. Grabbed a beer and sat at a table close to the stage but on the main aisle to…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Looking Forward to Going Back to Bare Elegance

I went to this place on a recent Sunday just after it opened. A non-dance came up and asked me what I was looking for. I bought a water and checked the place out. There…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Welcome to Miami!!!

In town for the weekend so a couple of us decided to hit Playmates up since it was the closest to where we are staying. $10 Cover and ID check before you get into the club.…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Reliable old RAB

Took a ride over to the Rest-a-bit today after a few weeks away. Last time I visited there was a difficult ending when one of the girls wasn’t feeling well and an ambulance arrived. Bar…

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Dancers giving money back or refusing it?

Have you ever had a dancer tell you you're spending too much. Or to save your money for the next night so you can see her again. Or her giving extra dances coz she thinks you tipped too much.…

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Lowering Your OTC Rate

Fellow mongers, I could use some advice. I've been doing ITC extras for several years now, but recently started doing OTC for the first time with my ATF. However, I got off on the wrong foot with this girl by…

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Cologne to the club...

Do you wear anything expensive when going to the club? I think its important to smell good. And I used to wear expensive cologne but realized I get more compliments when I wear Axe lol And I…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Alice in Wonderland (And half of Rhode Island and mothers too)

Providence, RI. Saturday night after midnight. It's like a complex of night clubs in this area of Providence. Everyone is parked on the street out here, I went around back and got a spot in…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I still wanna bang Tiffany Mynx

Groton, CT. Home of a Naval Submarine base New London and the Coast Guard Academy. Saturday night. Not far off 95. Plenty of parking. Walk in, ID check, cover is $10 and get a hand…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Slow Afternoon

So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were. Cover was $5 and had to walk in through a medal…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

First time great time, at Foxy Lady. I will be back!,

Went in Friday night a little after 7 figuring I could enjoy the company of a lovely lady or 2 while watching the Bball games. I chose this place because of the other reviews and…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies visit for an out of towner

Saturday night around midnight. I'll start by saying I'm from out of town and decided to visit to see what the fuss was about. So, to start, this place is huge! The first floor had two…

Blush

Commack, New York

back to the friendly neighborhood bar.

This is the first time I’ve been there in almost a year. I had some free time and I was in the area so I thought I’d check out what an early Saturday looked…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Okay value, but not much else is here.

Ace of clubs is one of three black strip clubs on Fulton industrial Boulevard . Along with Fannies and Club wax , this club is the in the hood, so safety isn’t at all guaranteed.…

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WTF good are lineups in reviews or discussions?

So Bambi was there last night. I run to see Bambi only to find out she is not there or that she is fugly in my eye. I couldn't even tell you the names of 90% of the girls working…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Another Summer day to remember

I find it totally amazing that no one has reviewed this place since mine was published last month. So I was able to get back to the Eastern panhandle for another visit with Summer. And,…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Sunday night with some fine people

In NYC recently for a meeting, staying in the Wall St. area, this was the closest to place to my hotel. I have always avoided clubs in NYC because I just always thought it's be…

Club Onyx Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Indy 2AMer

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) — At least two people were shot Sunday morning at a strip club on Indy’s south side. Officers from the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department were called just before 5 a.m. to Club Onyx at 4444 S. Harding Street. That’s…

Politics

Gaffes matter

Biden has always been a gaffe machine - indicative of his limited intellect, and inability to understand the BS of hack politics versus the importance of the words a Senator, VP or President (“God help us” as the doofus in…

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‘member that time Mr. Daddillac was going to kick Mr. Dugans ass?

‘member how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife left him as sole caregiver for his fictional children? It was completely amazing how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife leaving happened at exactly the some time as Mr. Daddillac’s trip to North Florida. You know,…

Sunset Strip

London, England

Sadly, a great place gone bad

This used to be a favourite place and I went on any visit to London. A great place to spend a few hours or more. A fixed entrance fee, no pressure to buy…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Busy afternoon in Akron

Saturday afternoon I decided to cruise Akron's offerings. I started at OGD around 1 pm. I almost didn't stop because there was only f1 work truck in the parking lot and it was…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Find the one you like and tip

I went to KOD tonight about 4:30 because one of my favorites was on the schedule. One of the things I love about KOD is that they have a daily schedule they post online at…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Better than Expected Girls - Decent VIP Privacy Options - SMALL CLUB

I reviewed this place here before I went and in my mind I generalized everything. Reviewing them once more before writing this I realize the 3 reviews right before mine are all accurate descriptions…

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Why all the Colorado hate?

From a monger standpoint, I think the mileage is pretty average? Two way contact is kinda a thing most places. But most of the time a review is posted, it’s freaking waaaaaaaaaaahhhh from either the reviewer or a commenter. I…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Tuesday Afternoon

So I came in on a Tuesday afternoon. It was pretty quiet. No cover charge yet. Grab a seat and the square bar with the stage in the center. The stage has 2 poles. Today…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Few Dancers but worth the visit..

After disappointing visit to The Gebtlemans club, I decided to stop at this nearby club before I head home. This is hole in the wall club in the happening South end where you have lot…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

too vivid for this visit

Vivide (follies dayshift) It’s been a year since Follies closed its doors due to Covid and never opened them again. The daytime manager Steve from follies uses Vivide as a refuge for the Follies day…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

still pouring and peeling at the good time emporium of neon palm trees

current Status: Oasis is just barely located in the city of Doraville, and continues to struggle to stay open because of the S.O.B. (sexually oriented business) ordinance brought on by the city. Because of the…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

Not worth the time or cover

This might but on me for sure, but I did not realize that the place had a no nudity policy, as it is only a bikini bar where alcohol is being served. Anyway, me and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good for regulars and not a match for nearby upscale Great clubs

After reading reviews in tuscl, I was curious to explore Silver cricket club which is near other premium strip clubs of Dearborn/ Detroit Airport area. It is on the same Michigan avenue road…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Okay, but since Blaze is only 7 minutes, I'll just head over there.

Up front Costs: $20 parking, $20 cover. Three pat-downs (yes, I said “three”). This club is Fulton County. Drink prices: slightly above more divey clubs like Blaze, Strokers, or Pin-ups ($3 Stellas at Pin-ups on dayshift). Vibe: This…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

25-minute couple's dance - super fun, great value!

I'm a semi-bi girl in a relationship with a man; he's practically a strip club virgin, and only goes when I drag him in by the hand. I really enjoy sexy attention from hot, friendly…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Scouting out the Vegas experience

Cover: $21 around 5:30/6 on a Saturday. Looked like it is normally in the $40+ range later in the evening(!!!) Open dances: $25 I was in Las Vegas on a group trip but an opportunity to sneak…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Peyton's - worth going to for a good time!

Peytons is now open all nights except Monday starting well before 9PM. Admission is free before 9, but costs $10 after that. Not many girls get there until 9:30 or 10PM, but after 10 there…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

It'll do. Not great, not horrible

Free parking, which is nice. Not the best part of town. $20 cover, $10 if you come in earlier. Seating can be a challenge on busier nights, and if you go off…

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Vagina Air

One recent nude club I was at, sitting stage side a bigger girl comes by and places her cunt close my face. I wouldn't say it was a single queef or even a series of queefs it was more just…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Big 3. Fun time

Fort time to Pompano so had to get out and experience the big 3 here. Had some time setup with a SW in town and that was great but also took up most of the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Quiet Rama worth a go

Returned on Sunday after 6 pm to check out current situation and wasn’t disappointed. A moderate crowd of patrons and a pretty low key vibe. As in the past a variety of girls of all…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

V...

I finally made a return visit after some time away. I arrived around 3pm. Parked and paid my $10 to get in and walked downstairs. I got a $5 canned coke from the bar and…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

A first for me...

It's been a while since I have been in this club. Came in on a Friday afternoon at about 4 pm. There were 6 dancers working and I have never seen any of them before.…

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Advice on San Antonio

Hello VIP folks. Can you give me some advice on San Antonio, TX clubs. Are there any somewhat upscale clubs that have hot women? Thank you!

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Which TUSCL posters are most likely to have alien implants?

I think there is a reasonable likelihood that Mr. Skibum has one: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79016 I’m betting Mr. Mark might. Mr. Anderson and Mr. San Jose is more likely getting the CIA mind control beams. Questions: Is Mr. Dugan under alien mind control? Are…

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O.T. (sort of): Detroit!! Happy 25th anniversary!!!

If Darren McCarty ever goes to strip clubs in the Detroit area, I hope he gets free cover and whatever the hell he wants on clearance prices! 25 years to the day since the brawl. Happy National Turtle Day! https://youtu.be/GE7oh315Rb0

Club 1100

Rochester, New York

Open

Is it still open? What is it like now?

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San Antonio

Hello all. Can you give me some advice regarding clubs in San Antonio, TX. Are there any nicer, upscale clubs with hot women in or around San Antonio? Thank you!

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I don't think I'd go back

I am new to Baltimore, and wanted to have some fun before I started my new job, so I ended up in the GGC, and I can't say I'll go back honestly. I went on…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Hole that could be better filled with many other things

Went to Porthole with a friend for the first time in years last Saturday night around 10pm, and I'm glad to say it will be the last time for many more to come. This place…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Mardi Gras 2: Electric Boogaloo

East Windsor, CT. Friday night after midnight. Big parking lot, it's seemed really filled. This Mardi Gras 2 not quite as fancy as the Mardi Gras 1 not to far away in Springfield but this…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

How Lucky can one guy be?

Vernon, CT. Friday night. Parking lot, plenty of parking. As you walk in a big picture of Lucky Luciano I'm guessing it's namesake and it's a theme throughout this club all the big portraits of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I Sing The Body Electric

Tolland, CT. Friday night. Right off I-84. In a sort of shopping plaza sharing a parking lot with a subway. True to it's name there's a lot of blue lights all over the outside and…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Preflight stop

I went to KOD about an hour after they opened. The place was packed! Happy hour prices on beer is extremely cheap and no cover charge. Some of the beer specials are…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

I feel sorry for people who think this is what a strip club is

I really found this place disappointing. It wasn't sexy at all. It wasn't enjoyable at all. $10 cover and $6 beers on a Friday around 9pm. Lots of girls on shift, at least a couple dozen.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

It was an OK Night at the Church

I went to the church on a Friday night. The parking lot at the front was full so I parked in the back, where there is a lot more parking spots. I paid the $15 cover…

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How an exotic dancer became one of Maryland's most-wanted bank robbers

At least she had a fall back career when she could no longer dance. https://mynbc15.com/news/nation-world/how-an-exotic-dancer-became-one-marylands-most-wanted-bank-robbers-united-states-marshals-service-kyresha-anderson-baltimore-city-county-anne-arundel-county-alarms-dye-packs-tracking-stripper-miami-new-york-tony-gause-capitol-one-td-bank-capture

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Is this rickthelion at work?

Props, lion! https://www.instagram.com/p/CbkXqUpK9WG/?utm_medium=copy_link

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Watch what you wear

I know this has been discussed couple years ago here, but wonder if things has changed since then. In years past men wore their Rolexes to South Florida clubs, leave with the stripper(s), and then woke up the next day…

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R.I.P., Taylor Hawkins

Holy shit, where did that come from?!? He was only 50. You know the Foo Fighters songs, but here are a couple links from a show they played at Wembley Stadium a few years ago. John Paul Jones and Jimmy…

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Deutsche Bank executives fired after charging strip club visit to company

Not a wise move. I remember when we guys would go to a strip club for lunch or to unwind in the evening. But we never charged anything to the company. https://nypost.com/2022/03/25/deutsche-bank-execs-fired-after-corporate-strip-club-visit/?utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20220325&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Evening%20Update

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Getting Mask Mandates Lifted in Schools

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d65Xc8Se69I Just Admit it, Gen Z is way smarter than boomers. We are way better at getting mask mandates lifted, while boomers are asking to speak to a manager.

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Nicest most upscale strip clubs vs. the most ghetto strip clubs

What strip clubs in the U.S. do you think are the most nice & upscale and what ones do you think are the most ghetto?

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I found a video of Mr. Skibum’s brother, the high school teacher

If thee is one thing we know about Mr. Skibum it is the fact that he constantly posts random political bullshit and creepy love letter directed at Ms. Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg. My theory, which is corroborated by…

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10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In The U.S. (RANKED)

So what are the very best cities for single men? Cast your eyes on the list below, use the proprietary ranking system, book your trip and consult the definitive list of the best cities for single guys to get laid,…

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How’s Work?

2 years after the start of the pandemic, or 2 years into the pandemic (depending on how you look at things) how is work now? I know asked previously and it seems most of us still working stayed at their currents…

Sweet Memories

Looking back on living in NYC in the mid-'80's. Times Square was a festival of sex... You name it you could find it. For a repressed kid from the midwest it was an eye opener. Live sex shows... People fucking right on the stage! Gay strippers, straight strippers, cross dressers. A virtual mall of depravity. My hottest time was at the Emporium 42nd and 8th. One of those places that had booths with a little window, with a girl on the other side. I really didn't know what to expect, I was kinda nervous but excited. I went in, put on a video and pushed the button for the window. To my surprise the glass lifted completely leaving no barrier…

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Going to Charleston today

Should I work in Charleston, Myrtle, or Jacksonville? I am picking up a car and my eventual destination is Jville.

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Dancer with the toot

Where did the farting female go and why did she disappear - embarrassment or self-launch?