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Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Okay experience

I've been going to this place for longer than I'd like to admit and seen a lot of changes in the club, a recent one has turned me off to this place. The girls are…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visit after a long time ant it is so different now....

I had some time to kill on a sunday afternoon so decided to make a trip to Fayetteville. Visited RDYC after almost 2 years. After reading the recent updates my expectations were a bit low.…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

2 of 2 bad Pittsburgh outings

After a very lame trip to Club Erotica I drove to Beemers which from what I could tell from reviews would be a good time. I arrived around 10 pm on a Wednesday to a…

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Wellness Check: Subraman

Dear Subraman I have noticed you haven’t made a comment for sometime here. I am conducting a wellness check to make sure you are still alive. I know, you could still be going on a gay sex marathon at a…

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Rams Fans

If you are a true Rams fan, then you can tell me what this is all about. https://gfycat.com/tartvictoriousfrilledlizard

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Geriatric Central

Doorman told me there were no seats available and recommended I stand near the bar. There were seats open, but I think technically someone had their drink holding it. I didn't care since I…

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What do you get for 220k?

Swiss banker spent 220k at strip clubs for business related reasons. https://www.businessinsider.com/swiss-ex-banker-220k-strip-club-trips-business-reasons-2022-1

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Former 'banker of the year' spent $217K at strip clubs on company credit cards

"For business-related reasons" Must be nice, lol. https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-banker-tells-court-spent-151533773.html

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O.T. -- Let's go, L.A. Staffords!!!

As a Lions fan, Rams were my adopted NFC team this season. Threw $25 on them to win it all at +1300 in September. Had to rock my Lions shirt and socks today, drink some bourbon from Traverse City.…

Politics

Calls to censor Joe Rogan accelerate

The out of control censorship culture won't be happy until every view the ruling establishment doesn't approve of is completely banned and those who dare to ask questions are in prison or dead. https://www.infowars.com/posts/greenwald-pressure-campaign-to-remove-joe-rogan-from-spotify-reveals-liberal-religion-of-censorship/ How did we get here in America of…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

100 smoke shows, but no milage or value to be found.

TLDR: It's a very nice place with a giant well-lit floor and a few elevated stages with no seating around them. Floor dances were often quoted as $40/song. The girls are honestly white hot. If…

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When will packs of immigrant muslim men stop raping little girls in europe?

When will it finally end? And when will the cowardly media finally say something about it?

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Outing stripper posers

If a stripper uses the phrase "oh goodness", is she probably just posing as s stripper? I mean, you'd expect something more like "for fuck's sake!".

Awkward meeting in a strip club

About six years ago I played in my son’s fraternity’s golf fundraiser. As one would expect there were several coeds there who were driving the beer carts and helping with other assorted things to put on the event. After the golfing there was a cookout and party at the fraternity that everyone was invited to attend. Many of the girls had introduced themselves to me as my son was one the frat’s officers. It was clear they were not flirting with me as much as trying to earn brownie points with the brothers. It was very obvious that several of the young ladies had piercings on parts other than their ears. I spoke with a couple of them for…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monse Madness

I had been to Pandora's twice since relocating out here. I know it's one of the Big Three in the Sea, possibly the most popular of the group. I suppose the 1,262 reviews…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Job got done?

So for the sake of a complete review, the layout. The building was recently painted so the only bit of once was on the outside is the front door. It doesn’t stand out as bad…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

1 of 2 mediocre outings in Pittsburgh

I was in Pittsburgh for work a couple of weeks ago and decided to tour some of the local options. I opted for the places that are not downtown which are more upscale, possibly more…

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Gentleman’s treatment or Leave you alone

I was recently at a Rick’s and as I walk in a guy in the suit introduces himself, gives me a rundown of everything, instroduces me to the bartender, asks me what I’m into, even starts playing matchmaker, breaking down…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Slow weekend, very little interaction, but amazing dancer

Went in late night on a Saturday. Outside looks run down, inside is the opposite. Similar to another reviewer, I also felt that the staff (minus the waitresses and few bartenders I interacted with) wasn’t…

Tijuana

TJ ATF Report.

Wrote an article https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58236 on my failed efforts to add an ATF to my roster. Although centered around HK, the article format seemed most appropriate.

Hong Kong Tijuana ATF Test Failure

Went to TJ (1/27/22) specifically to see a chica that I thought had ATF potential. During our first encounter, she was a joy. Previously, across the bar dressed in white with a big chest that I assumed was plastic. (I was wrong.) My mesero asked if I wanted a girl. 90 minutes before I had to check out, so I said yes. He brought me the girl in white. Little English, but she had a good vibe, drank slowly, and playing with her boobs was fun. Firm but evenly so; couldn’t feel any plastic inserts. Later she showed me pictures of her with her family around, showing how chesty she was when she was younger. I took the girl in…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

Honeypot is worth a visit

I visited here just after the club had opened on a Monday evening. Unsurprisingly I was the only person there and only 2 dancers were working, both British and about y’all on my scale. Both…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Been a while, but good to be back

Hadn't been to this old gem in a while, but was coming out of the isles casino around 9pm and thought why not checkout DD. Since i ubered over, i didnt suffer the parking fee…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Standing Room Only!! Not sure why?

Arrived at 2:00, and the parking lot was full of cars. Saw lots of guys walking out with basketball shorts on, and I fell in a short line to get in and scan my license…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Two - Tuesdays In Two - Two

Two off - peak night visits to ring in the new year composite review: Both times I managed to snag a spot right next to building vs the back lot shared with "Riveters" bar next…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

A fun night with average dancers

For those who know where it is, you will understand when I say it is all by itself on state highway 63. The bar is on the right hand side heading north at the top…

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BITCOIN FOR LAP DANCES!!! Now Try Making That Rain

Here's the latest offering in Las Vegas and a sign of things to come ... one famous strip club is now accepting cryptocurrency for lap dances!!! The good folks over at Crazy Horse III tell TMZ ... customers can now pay…

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Born After 2005? You Can Never Buy Tobacco

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3vnqb/tobacco-smoking-ban-malaysia

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Tried the higher priced VIP room

I’ve been here a couple times pre-pandemic, but this was the first time post-COVID. The layout hasn’t changed. Coat check to left. After you check your coat, the bar area is directly behind you. It’s…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

An Afternoon Visit to Kitten's

Earlier today I ventured into Kitten’s, and had a nice time. First the club details. During the day, there is plenty of parking. At nights (and especially on Th, Fri, Sat) the parking lot can…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

My Favorite of the Big 3

Wow…my favorite of the “Big 3” clubs in Seattle. Less girls here usually, but they are sexy and you can certainly find some gems here. We all know the layout, and most don’t care about…

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America’s Happiest States

Rhode Island is the happiest state in the U.S., according to an analysis. To determine the nation's happiest states, analysts compared states across two dimensions — emotional and physical well-being; and community and environment — using metrics. Metrics ranged from the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Seattle Strip Clubs are For Extras.

I have been shy to write reviews. People on this site do not understand the differdnce between a strip club in Seattle and Strip Clubs in others parts of the Country. 1) Strip Clubs in…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Way to Return to Florida

So, it was a Friday night and I was driving thru JAX on way back to South Florida after spending the holidays with family up north. Decided to stop and try a couple of…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

The G does not stand for great

Between CoVid all the snow, I was becoming bored. So off to Akron to hopefully add some change and excitement to life. First stop was Lucky's. Nothing at all appealing there today. Then a stop in Lusty's…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place has really gone downhill

Stopped by EB one recent weekday evening driving down from Boston. It's been many years since I've been at EB. It was a great club years back and I was curious how it…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Enjoyed Stripper before the Snowstorm

Looks like I found my new favorite place. $5 cover, not pushy about drinks or dances, just a fun place to see some sexy ladies put on a show. Fawn was the first girl on…

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There’s a report out saying Tom Brady is retiring

I kinda thought he looked like he had enough that last game where he lost, he’s been a great player a terrific person and he owes nothing to anyone, glad I had the opportunity to see him play. Good luck…

MJ Peter Chain Clubs: The Early Years

Many of us are probably familiar with Michael J. Peter chain clubs. We've probably been to one or more of his Solid Gold, Pure Platinum, or Thee Dollhouse locations. This article will focus on the early years, mainly at the flagship Ft. Lauderdale locations on North Federal Highway. I recall seeing MJ Peter Chain being tagged as McClub, in reference to McDonalds Chain. IMHO, this is an erroneous moniker, as the chain leans more towards high end. Things like valet parking, tuxedoed doormen, higher level of dancer attractiveness, etc. were de rigueur for this chain. LATE 1980's 1987: This was my first…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Uh Mom, there are boobies on this carousel.

Huntington, NY. Tuesday night right around midnight. Right off Jericho Turnpike. Huntington is good area. Plenty of parking. Walk in no cover, ID scan. No vax card check. Set up U shaped bar, stage in…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

The Scene from an Italian Restaurant

Commack, NY. Right off the Long Island Expressway out in Suffolk. It's a good area. Parking lot, plenty of parking. Tall Latino guy at the front, ID check, pat down. No cover. Seemed like a…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Hey look are those affordable lap dances? Nope just a mirage.

Farmingdale, NY. Tuesday night around 1030. Right by intersection of farmingdale road and broadhollow road. Right by Republic Airport. Suburban safe area. You can see the purple light from this club from pretty far out.…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

The Dollzie Drama

Passaic, NJ. Thursday night just after midnight, I was passing by thought I'd stop in. Real industrial part of Passaic, factories all around. Plenty of parking in street and in back. Walk in, through hallway bathroom…

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Which is riskier?

1) Getting Covid from DFK with a stripper or 2) Getting an STD from BBFS with a stripper

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

I'm the type of Sugar Daddy that gives out candy from a white van

Long Island City, NY. Completely industrial area, warehouses all around, no residential. Parked on one of the streets. Valet is $20 to get a spot right in front. Wednesday night around 1030. Cover sucks here…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fun Afternoon at Hanks

Henry the VIII Lounge is located in Inkster on Middlebelt Road one mile north of US-12. They have a fenced-in parking lot with no valet or fee. The building's exterior and interior are both…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Rick's Springfield

Manhattan, NY. Wednesday night around midnight. I found parking right out front on 33rd street. Obviously a very busy area, for anywhere really this is the heart of Manhattan. Right by Penn Station if your…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

New York State of Mind

Manhattan, NY. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Rick's Cabaret. I parked on the street where it said no parking but a bunch of cars were parked so fuck it. I would not try…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Gorgeous ladies, but out of my league

WOW! That's a lot of gorgeous girls!!! There was a $10 cover and a pat-down at the entrance (something I'm not used to). The ladies and waitresses wore masks unless seated with you.…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Don't bother unless you are a regular

$10 admission, no mask requirement. Long stage with two poles. Chairs right up to the stage, surrounded by several small tables with 2 or 3 chairs. Numerous couches in plain view and one VIP room…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Feel like a local, kinda

Spent a couple nights here this week and have some opinions. Overall good value for Vegas but not wow I have to go back. The first time had a 10$ cover and DL scan, the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Not much

This place has been described ad nauseum, so I will skip the basics. I will say, the smoke smell was evident just as you open the door, the strongest I remember. There also was no…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Fun Wednesday Night

Layout: Stage in the middle of the club, bar on right as you walk in, lap dance area on left side. Maybe 12 tables around the stage. Dances: 15 min in private booth $150 - good two…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly at Scarlett's

Scarlett's has always been my go-to and went in the afternoon twice this week. Wednesday I landed a little after lunchtime, so no free lunch. On Friday, landed at 1pm and actually got a pretty…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Took a chance on a Friday night

Friday night a couple of weeks ago on my way out to North Dakota I stopped in here to get off the highway. It was about midnight, and the place was pretty empty. Hours: listed…

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Another NJ Club Bites the Dust (Centerfolds) Murder?

https://www.nj.com/atlantic/2022/01/nj-nightclub-closes-amid-investigation-into-19-year-old-found-dead-after-leaving.html NJ is the only state where if a new cadillac stops on the shoulder of a bridge overpass you keep your eyes focused on the road ahead and dont make eye contact with the occupants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwrwNYM6Jv8

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Hot girls, all air in the main

I stumbled across this place looking for a highway exit and I was like why the hell not. There was a cop car in the parking lot, but by the time I found a…

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Clubbing in rough weather

I think I posed this question some years back, but the "snowstorm" we have in the northeast made me smirk. 3-5 inches during a pandemic makes everyone run for shelter. However, I do remember when I was young and stupid…

Politics

What are Democrats supposed to do in a situation like this?

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/boston-risks-losing-disproportionate-number-educators-color-citys/story?id=82535820 What are Democrats supposed to do when one of their most high profile issues of the past year causes a problem for some of their key voting blocks? The vaccine mandate in Boston is having a "disparate impact" with regards to…

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I found Scrubby out in the wild!! 🧽

Screaming something about sin and repenting Proof for CJKent https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10007

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Russia vs Ukraine in strip clubs

They both pretty much look the same. Tend to be very pale white girls. Sound the similar too. Work at the same sort of clubs. You have to ask point blank what they are. Call me crazy but from what…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Was About Ready to Give Up on the Place Until…..

Intro Ok, this place is not at the top of my list, but apparently is for many people who frequent the Pompano Triangle. For me, Cheetah Pomp is my last destination I hit up…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

The voyeur.

I’m a good hours drive from this place so while I the area for work I stopped by around 2:30 last Monday afternoon. I have not been there in about 6 months.…

L.A.'s Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Friday Night

Having visited Virginia Beach multiple times over the years, I know about the Bikini bar only situation that LA’s finds itself. Therefore, there are no contact dances allowed and bikinis only. That being…

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Couple friendly in Vegas?

I'm taking the GF to Vegas in a few weeks, and I'd love to find a club where some dancers would show us a good time (meant literally and possibly euphemistically, depending on how into it the GF would find…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Slow night just before the holidays

Paper Moon Scott's Addition Thursday 12/23 10 PM Scribbled this up shortly after my visit, but failed to submit. Apologies on the delay. Figure a month later, the info should still be solid. Place was dead when…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Worth Every Dollar!

Heard good reviews about this place. It was either going to be Cheetah's or DD. Decided on going with DD. Went in a Friday evening around 11pm with a group of guys. Club was packed…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Deja Vu: Not bad, yet not Great. Just average from my visit

I made a visit to Deja Vu about two month’s ago. It was over the weekend in the evening. When I entered, I was charged $15 or maybe $20 for cover. The strip stage was…

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Is Vegas masking up?

just wondering

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Double Dose of Devon

I was in the area on a Wednesday and stopped by one of my favorite places. Playhouse Lounge is a pink building sitting right on route 130. Plenty of parking in a very safe…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Looking for Fun near O'Hare

I found myself in a hotel near O'Hare airport on a Thursday night and made the Uber ride over to this club. I went in with low expectations based on past TUSCL reviews…

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Best review comments

I find myself putting similar comments in rejected reviews. I’ve also noticed some really good examples in some of the reviews where they were approved but one adjudicator had a dissenting opinion. Here are some examples, what feedback have you given…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Throwback Thursday

I stopped in yesterday around 8:15pm and there weren't many cars parked in the lot. This club is easy to find and it's in a safe area. They have a sign on the door that…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Meh, Thursday Afternoon Visit

I was happy to discover that they still waive the cover charge for military veterans and the door girl very sincerely thanked me for my service. I think it is $5 otherwise in the afternoon.…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

CH3 with the wife, had an okay time!

Came to CH3 with my wife on a Wednesday in October. Club was pretty much dead, with maybe 20 customers total scattered around the main floor. Maybe because I was sitting with my wife, but was…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Slow Thursday night

So after a totally forgettable experience at The Filly, I stopped by Beemers. I had had fun with Nikki in the past but regrettably she didn’t happen to be working this evening. The parking lot…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

I judged a book by its cover . . . And TOFTT

I have been reading reviews about this place for some time. It seemed like a reasonable place with attractive women and the possibility of enjoying one’s time (with the right dancer). Bottom line - I…

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Nepali dance bars

https://youtu.be/mqewOH5mxNM I'd love to visit one. I think women from India Nepal Pakistan Afghanistan that whole area are some of the most beautiful in the world. That's why I have a thing for Indian instathots from England lulz…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

PO Afternoon

I happened to be in the area for the first time in a long time, so I decided to visit one of my old regular spots. It's a stand alone building with a large parking…

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Okay, who is this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZPzalYh4tj/

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Septum Rings

I am very aware that girls want to create some individuality about themselves. Hair color, tattoos, clothes, make-up. It all creates an image the girl wants to project. But one thing that has become…

Politics

If Biden had a sense of humor...

... he would fulfill his vow to nominate a black female to the Supreme Court and choose a biological male who self-identifies as female for the nominee. Can you imagine the liberal heads exploding as they try to figure out…

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If Biden had a sense of humor...

... he would fulfill his vow to nominate a black female to the Supreme Court and choose a biological male who self-identifies as female for the nominee. Can you imagine the liberal heads exploding as they try to figure…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Becoming my go-to spot

Came here on a Friday. VERY residential neighborhood. Generally can find parking on the street without worrying about safety. Enter the small establishment, pool table immediately by entryway, small stage on the right…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Please, do not waste your time

What can only be described as my worst strip club visit. I arrived at 8:00, $5 cover to the door girl who seemed pissed at the world, had a pat down from an unhappy, looking, unprofessional…

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Mr. Skibum doth love Miss Greta, methinks

Check out Mr. Skibum’s posts on this thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78403 The guy clearly has a rage boner for Miss Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg. I guess that is okay since she’s 19. Not like his sick fascination with a 19-year old makes…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

Having fun at the Pen

A buddy and I love to go here as our usual spot (been coming frequently since Oct 2021) and it’s been good to us as we are recognized as regulars. We usually come at a…

Club Koyote

West Terre Haute, Indiana

Highly recommend club koyote

This club is in west terre haute, Indiana, right after you cross the bridge. They have 2 parking lots, one across the street and one beside the club that is fenced in. You walk in…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Mission accomplished, but at what cost?

Okay, so I've been sitting on this review for quite a while. This was for a visit in roughly October of last year. The parking lot was decently filled. Bouncer was actually a very midwest,…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Don't bother on Sundays

First of all they scan your ID, which seems risky and uneccessary. Are they building a database, and for what purpose? The girl at the front was not friendly and could barely be bothered to…

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thinking back about strippers you went out with any regrets?

I was thinking back and remember one I unintended ghosted who did not have my number. Wasn't happy with what I got out of a weekend trip and never called again without even tellling her but justassumed she would figure…

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Safest big city

This is based on crime rate. Cities with at least a 250K population. Safest Big Cities 1. Irvine, CA 2. Gilbert, AZ 3. Chula Vista, CA 4. Chandler, AZ 5. Scottsdale, AZ 6. Plano, TX 7. Anaheim, CA 8. Madison, WI 9. San Diego, CA 10. San Jose, CA Most Dangerous Big…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Will be no mileage but for sure hot line up

Had flight cancelled out of west palm (do not fly sun country these days) so drove to Orlando for a free night flew out next morning. Hotel close to Rachel’s so checked it out on…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

A very uninspiring visit to Millstream

I was near Baltimore on some business last Saturday, and as luck would have it I finished up right around noon. Being in the neighborhood I thought I'd see if Millstream was coming back…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Changed since years ago

Went to the Pony on a Sunday night for the first time after about 4-5 years. Didn't drive but there is a parking fee since the guy upfront asked if I parked a car. Cover…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Large Cuban Influence… lots of pressure… good experience for Vegas price

Went to Chicas Bonitas on Thursday Evening. Parking lot was well light with huge white flood lights. No charge for parking. Right next to Palominos club. Kind of in a rough area and next…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Great time on a Tuesday

Place was comfortable. There was a professional looking guy at the door. He took my cover ($20), and even let me leave to get a bite to eat and come back in without having to…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

A pass on going in the weekday afternoons, unless you're looking for more than a dance.

It's been a while since I've been to strip clubs in Canada, given the year+ travel ban against Americans, but I decided to have a good ole trip. The strippers available at Cleo's have always been…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Halloween Fun at HK

This was October 27, the Big Halloween party at HK and most of the girls had some kinds of costumes. I took some photos of them but they aren't apparently allowed on a review (they're…

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WTF?

Some dancer (or troll?) has submitted a whole bunch of semi-incoherent reviews in the Unpublished Reviews list

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

This place is pumping on the weekends

This place is not the place that you want to go to just to relax. It is very up beat and Is very much more like a night club with the strobe lights and what…

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Best thing about Covid 19?

Always the optimist, I've discovered a benefit of covid infection.... . Wife can't smell the stripper on me when I get home from the club. No more need to change shirts, shower , etc.

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Standard dances are air dances

Got here about 7pm and the valet implied that he should park my car. I asked if I could park it myself and he said that the self-park was full, but then looked again…

Politics

Equal Rights Amendment

REFILE-UPDATE 2-Biden urges Congress to act now on Equal Rights Amendment https://www.yahoo.com/news/1-biden-urges-congress-immediately-140406343.html SJG Stanley Clarke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW7a1rTIfAA

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Avoid Tuesday Early Afternoon

Showed up at ten minutes after 1 and just missed the free entry (free is not really free, keep in mind you still need to buy a drink). $15 entry fee and I needed…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Its OVER Stick a Fork In This Place

Been coming here for 30 years ! In town for a boys weekend. Paid my $25 entry and tipped the door woman. Can they smile ? Paid for my $5 water and found a…

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OT: Walmart Meat

Normally I would never dream of buying meat from Walmart. I dipped my toes in a couple of times historically but always got burned. Then the other day I noticed a new line of Angus beef in my…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I reviewed what I could.

First time to Cleveland, searched some of the reviews and gave Chrisies a try. Not to far from the airport and downtown Cleveland. I had to pick up my rental downtown because the airport did…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Double Header

Happy New Year to me. Wifey was out of town so I took advantage of the opportunity to head back to LS. I won't bore you with the club details as they have been…

The Gold Gentlemans Club

Columbus, Georgia

Good for what what I wanted.

The club is rather small you walk in the bar is to the left the stage is directly front and there is seating in each side of the stage. The left side has tables in…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

New Police Tactic to harass Oasis

I drove past Oasis about 1 AM. Saw lots of police cars parked along the street. As someone left Oasis they were almost immediately pulled over by two units. That is usually a DUI stop. On the highway headed north…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Good potential but not my night

Went in to DG on Sat night to watch the UFC card and hopefully spend some time with a lovely lady. The second part didn’t happen unfortunately. There was a good amount of ladies and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Fun place, but bring your wallet!

I stopped in after a work dinner. The girls here are unbelievable. There were two stages in the bar area, another one that I guess you would consider the main stage, and one last small one…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

If You Aren’t Here to Parrrrrrtyyyyyyy……….

I decided to walk to BT from DD to save what I would pay for a rideshare. The two bouncers outside the big doors opened them and ushered me in. Once inside I paid a…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

New VIP Layout (Less Private to Me)

For club info, please read my previous reviews. Came in on a Thursday night and the club was somewhat dead. Me and probably 2 other PLs in attendance. Sammie was there which is always a…

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GPS is killing me

If you haven't experience this you will eventually I've had regular OTC's with two amazing girls both are in a domestic relationship Both otc ended abruptly one 6 months ago the other right after Christmas when she was given a new phone.…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Mediocre club with one great dancer.

This is a small club with very average dancers. Of the roughly 10 dancers there, a few were cute, most were thicc girls, and one--Alexis--was outstanding. The club was clean enough and the music was…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Had a good time, but girls seemed easily distracted

I came in on a Tuesday night. The location of the club is really good (although those alleys leading to it can be shady if you're walking alone at night). There was someone checking IDs…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

A Night at Scarlett's

I stopped in at Scarlett's on a recent trip to Miami. We got there around 8ish and stayed until just after midnight. It was pretty quiet when we got there, but by midnight the place…

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Amour Cabaret in Brooklyn

Has anyone heard of this strip club in Brooklyn?? near fulton street and Nostrand Avenue train station. There is no listing fir it, but I seen bitches on my IG TL that work there. Looks like a make it rain

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Washington DC Requires Nude Strippers To Be Masked

Story & photos: https://dailycaller.com/2022/01/25/washington-d-c-strip-clubs-mask-mandate-warnings/

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Dallas is forcing clubs to close at 2am now

https://www.fox4news.com/news/strip-club-supporters-protest-dallas-plan-to-close-sexually-oriented-businesses-at-2-a-m Ugh, that sucks for the BYOB clubs. Hopefully the customers there just simply adjust and deal with it. 😞

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Tuesday nite, slow but there’s potential

Tuesday night (yesterday) after dinner and I have work to do, but I decided to swing by Fanatasie’s around 8:30. Because of the day/time, I expected it to be slow, but not this slow. The…

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Best weekday afternoon choice in Pompano Triangle

Going down to FL in the middle of February with the boys. Our home base is West Palm Beach, and usually we hit the Spearmint Rhino... but we didn't like the recent changes and wanted to spread our wings. Thanks…

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Hef joins the club

If a man lives long enough, he's going to be an incel or a geriatric trick. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10439709/Playboy-bunny-Holly-Madison-claims-kind-asexual-meeting-Hugh-Hefner.html

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In this day and age, how well well the young guy alone be treated?

As the title says, how well is a young guy more likely to have dancers approach him or be seen as a more viable option for money versus the old guy in the club? Are dancers still on the age-old…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Not a good trip

Club admission paid 20$ to get in The club is located on the corner of Valley Blvd and hacienda next to shell gas station. Parking is usually always packed, so it’s best to park across the street…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Encore

I was bored so I stopped by the Encore for a couple drinks. Drinks were a little pricey but this isn't exactly cheap to begin with. I saw maybe six girls working, and most of…

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Secret Benefits vs seeking arrangements?

Anyone used secret benefits instead of seeking.com ? The whole pay per system makes my typical method a little more expensive..... Thoughts?

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

I joined the “Mile High Club” with cute blonde spinner.

TL;DR: 25% white, 60% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-8s. $8 cover before 8pm, $4.50 beer and whiskey special during happy hour, $20 lap dances, VIP area $175 bottle + $400 to…

Incognito Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

sinclair's Review

I went to Incognito Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. They give you a wristband to waive the cover if you run out for…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Best place in Lexington

This is a 2 visit review Monday, arrived at 2:00, no cover but friendly door guy who told me how many girls were working, drink menu and who was bartending. Once inside I went to the…

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The black-dicap

I was talking with a black fav recently about how many customers, including black customers, have zero interest in getting a dance from a black dancer. She estimates it's 30 - 40% of customers. Does that sound right? Before…

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MacGyvering the stupid per-song pricing

One of my most-smoking-hot favs has a 4-year degree (and is thinking about grad school). I generally get 10 songs with her for $20 a song. But we get into some fairly deep convos, which, along with her…

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Another 1st: Liability Insurance Required To Own A Gun

In This City, a US First on Gun Ownership http://newser.com/s316140 A $25 annual fee and liability insurance now required if you want to own a gun in this town. Which town? Well, let’s just say there’s a guy on…

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Atlanta 2AMer.

ATLANTA — A man was shot dead outside an Atlanta adult entertainment lounge in what is the third incident in as many nights at restaurants and clubs in the city. Atlanta Police say a fight inside Blue Flame Lounge off Harwell…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Bare Exposure - surprisingly fun!

Went for a weekend of revelry with my buds, and lo and behold, we decided that it was time to go hit up BE. Not being far from the Trop it was an easy Uber…

My Foray Into Stardom as a Male Stripper

I'll often be in strip club sitting back watching the girls dance on stage and wonder to my self "You know, what does she got that I don't got? I can get up there too, I can dance the night away like no one else can" I was watching this matriarchy, one gender having total and complete control on industry. I knew I had break through. It would be difficult, arduous. And I knew full well that absolutely nobody had any sexual interest in me whatsoever so it would be an uphill battle. See some people want dream of being the QB on a superbowl winner, playing centerfield for Dodgers, winning the master's, owning a Ferrari, having an orgie with…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Afternoon visit

I arrived here late afternoon, around 5 pm. There were about 25 girls, about 75% black the rest white and Latin. The place is next to an axe throwing place, other than some…

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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people w

Title couldn’t say it all. "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." ~ Plato (427-347 B.C.)

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Facebook allowing more anti-white speech while censoring more overall

There are no words for any of this Clown World insanity anymore. How can things go on like this? http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=62835 https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=61940

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Passive aggressive moves in the strip club

This one I club I go to with some regularity, it’s pretty dead and all the strippers just sit around on their phones. I’m not thrilled with this and although I don’t vocalize my displeasure I have other backhanded ways…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

With Apologies to England Dan & John Ford Coley, Nights Are Forever Here Because the Laps Suck Ass

This review is just to encompass BSC at night. Day shift continues to employ gorgeous dancers who understand their role and allows for proper lapdances. Night shift, not so much. Get the stat Nazi stuff out…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Busy, not big on rules, just wish the girls were hotter

My friends and I stopped by here on our way back from the Packers game heading down to Milwaukee. It's out in the middle of nowhere on some country roads, as you'd expect in the…

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Evgenia Talanina ... You're Welcome

https://camgreat.com/?s=Evgenia+Talanina

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I look way too good tonight for this club to have 0 customers :(

come visit me at Centerfolds in Boston <3

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Where People Are Moving To… And From

Interesting research from United Van Lines (moving company). Good read. States people are moving to: The top inbound states of 2021 were: (Ranked from highest to lowest - for some reason when I cut and pasted the numbers disappeared) Vermont South Dakota South Carolina West Virginia Florida Alabama Tennessee Oregon Idaho Rhode…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

Typical local regulars club outside of Worcester

Went here on a Sunday during the day, so as expected it was slow. The club is one section, with a stage at center surrounded by the usual chairs, with bar seating at one end…

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Ukraine and Taiwan Crises

Should the US develop Mach 8 air launched weapons to fly deep into China and destroy its missile launchers if it decided to invade Taiwan? And would this trigger an all out nuclear war? And those Javelin Anti-Tank Missiles are the…

The Torch Lounge

Boise, Idaho

The city has changed , but not this club

Boise, ID is a very very fast growing city and with that comes change. Little background , 2006-2008 I used to frequent this club, dancers, and security were friends and they had a $10 all…

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National Floriduh Day?

https://nationaltoday.com/national-florida-day/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I think they left out a few things. :)

Club Crossroads

Hong Kong, China

A semi strip club but girlie bar that wants you to take the girls home

I was here recently during a break in the Covid pandemic hysteria. I've been traveling the world lately, thus my absence on this site, and there is a place in Hong Kong on Lockhart…

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Super Bowl Predictions

Rams and Kansas City? You going out or staying in? This year I’m watching it at home, by myself, with my own food on my own couch. Too many years of distracting sports bar parties or last year…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

baby got back at babydolls

Been a while since I visited Baby Dolls. Monday had a $3 cover and beer was $5.75. There are a lot of girls working even on a Monday night. There are 7…

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Tom Brady moving to Miami

Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were spotted touring their newly purchased $17 million Miami Beach property over the weekend. The A-list couple were joined by pals as they walked around the waterfront pad on the exclusive Indian Creek Island, dubbed…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Vacation all I ever wanted

Laurence Harbor, NJ. Monday night around 1130. Rte 35. Seems like a pretty good area. Plenty of parking all around in the lot. Walk in $20 cover which I thought was a lot considering on…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Great time

Went here last Saturday with some friends. This club charged $20 each, I asked if they gave a military discount, the woman with no personality said no. Some clubs give a military discount, or…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Gouged at our VIP table.

$20 Cover after midnight for 3 of us. No masks required. Very few free seats/tables available, but thats a given during peak hours on saturday. My vendor took care of the bill since I am a good client. $500…

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People want happiness as result of developing their ability, not meaningless job

Title couldn’t say it all. “People want happiness as result of developing their ability, not meaningless jobs running errands for rich people: 'That's a recipe for revolution'”.

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

An average friday night in Stilettos

Stiletto is pretty small club compared to others in the area. After entering thru the front door, there is a small hallway that leads to another door and counter where I had to pay the…

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Can women feel anything with fake lips?

I know there are plenty of men that get grossed out by even the thought of fake lips and rightfully so. Seen some women in person and boy do they look goofy. But when I see these girls on digital…

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Adult Arcade

So I was driving near Bucks Wild in Dallas before they opened and happened across an adult video store with an Adult Arcade. This was new to me, but it was $10 and reviews mentioned 19 private rooms. I went in…

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Important rick issue: keep the Green M&M slutty

If you perverted apes are bothered by the change in the green M&M’s footwear - and you should be - sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/keep-the-green-m-m-sexy You hairless apes KNOW the green M&M is a horny slut. Let’s keep her that way. ROAR!!!

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick 1st Visit

Pulled up just before 3pm. Uber from the Little Five Points area was about $15. Entry was $10. Light pat down. Having to descend stairs as you come in allows you a good overview on…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Keep in mind where you are at, and you will be fine

Apparently, I had not given enough detail to my past visit. Let' see if this is enough... Went on a Wednesday evening after work with a few friends. Had not been in here since…

Politics

Homeland Security warns that Russia could launch cyberattack against US

Homeland Security warns that Russia could launch cyberattack against US https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2022/01/24/homeland-security-russia-cyberattack-us/9202949002/ Can you guys please attack the San Jose Public Librarys internet first?

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Machine Learning, Artificial Intelligence, Neural Networks, and Functional Prog.

TensorFlow for Dummies, by Matthew Scarpino, 2018 This is written in C++ and you can get the source code from github, you can change it if you want. You can build it for Linux, Windows, or for Mac OS.…

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PL SO demographics

Categories: 1. PL's sex life with SO is unfulfilling, but the relationship is worth preserving for other reasons. 2. PL's sex life with SO is fulfilling, but he figures he can get some variety without getting caught, so why not. 3.…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Annual check up.

I pulled into the parking lot around 2:30PM on Monday, Jan24. The parking lot is fairly large but only saw a dozen or so cars parked. Went up to the front door and an armed…

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The next time you feel like not eating her out on her period, read this

https://nypost.com/2022/01/24/woman-claims-drinking-menstrual-blood-boosts-health/ Yummy

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Limo with stripper pole mounted on trunk crashes.

Story and photos: https://jalopnik.com/a-limo-with-a-trunk-mounted-stripper-pole-crashed-into-1848407895?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Transvestites

Who likes them more? LDK82 or Icee?

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MARRY FUCK KILL 38 SPECIAL FANTASY GIRLS EDITION

in this installment on this slow monday morning i present to y'all featuring the girls from the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0g-N03BEEk cast: pamela anderson bobbi brown anna nicole smith

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Burner app for iPhone?

Can anyone recommend a good private text app for iPhone? I see coverme and Textnow. I’m not interested in google voice.