If I Was A Stripper...

You wouldn't escape drama. No one does lulz

There is always Chippendales.

Taco Bell may not taste great but it’s fast and cheap

I would be the Taco Bell of strippers

I'm not sure anyone could be a stripper for long, if she can't handle another dancer harassing her one-on-one. It's not rare that strippers have to leave clubs, because they get ganged up on.

If I was a stripper, I’d rather keep to myself. And be friendly and conversational when bored, but otherwise stay somewhat distant. And successfully manage to avoid getting into drama with other strippers in 29 different clubs. (Club staff members are a different story however 👀)

If I was a stripper I’d be the robbiest robby ROB out there. Fuck you disgusting old guys. Give me your money and you get nothing.

If I was a stripper I wouldn't have anything to with any of you PLs, I'd probably quit and find work in archaeology or rocket science.

Only exception would be if I could get recruited on to iceydougster's winning team but that's just a pipe dream because there is no winning and certainly no team when it comes to him.

^

10k if you show us who he is, link us to his account.

I would be the ugly rich ho paying off the staff to give hand jobs and penetration.
No oral though. A girl's got to have her standards.

I’ve seen me naked, if I was a stripper I’d starve.

Nice doesn't raise the bar, she uses it to whack other dancers who annoyingly keep trying to talk to her.