Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St Kansas City, MO 64108

Royal Blues

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Muddy
May 17, 2022, 4:03 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Kansas City, MO. Just came from the Royals game. This club is right in the heart of downtown near the power and light district and the only upscale strip club in the city. Last time I was in KC this was closed due to COVID, but good to go now. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in escalator goes up to adult shop and lady in a window to pay cover $20. She gives you a ticket you give to the door guy going in.

Walk in. No alcohol, can get nude. Bar on right. Stage on left. Seating all around. LD/VIP area in back. Lap dances $25 a song absolutely no touching I was told and VIP $250 for 30 minutes. Sounds private in there however. This club is really nice physically, a lot of red LED, dark club it looks sharp from a looks stand point. Crowd was pretty slow I just saw maybe 4 middle age white guys spread out.

Dancers, definitely a good lineup talent wise especially for a Monday night. No superstars but there is quality here. I’m not sure previous reviews seem to indicate so maybe it got better idk. Mostly thinner side girls about 10 in number. 6-8 scale wise maybe. All girls Natural looked like. White, latina and black and a mixed girl. I didn’t really realize this before but KC while not a huge Hispanic population has a somewhat a notable one so you might catch Latinas and I thought the best looking girl was a Latina with short hair and a great body.

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