"What I Did on My Summer Vacation" OWG

When I first found this site it was recommended that I check out reviews by Call Me Ishmail and OldWhiteGuy and Tetradon and I did copy their format for the review.

But today I am submitting my review in an abridged form because I don’t want his royal highness, the desertscrub to call it a Club Ad or a Shill Review so I won’t do anything that he criticizes!

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