Goodbye Jen Psaki
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Today is Jens last day in the White House. Many think she has a new job doing something lined up with NBC News, possibly even her own news show. Could you imagine? Being a press secretary making a little over $100k then getting you own news show which I’d imagine would be a multi million dollar contract!?!?!
I can’t remember who is in love with her here? Warrior? She’s a chameleon to me… In some photos she looks so cute then in others it’s like “yuck.” I think it has to do with stress level is she’s relaxed her looks range from cute to acceptable and then there’s time where she looks exhausted at the podium, as I’m sure that’s an exhausting job getting beat up by reporters everyday of your life.
Best of luck to her, I try not to get too political on here but I think everyone can agree she hasn’t had the easiest job over the last few years.
I can’t remember who is in love with her here? Warrior? She’s a chameleon to me… In some photos she looks so cute then in others it’s like “yuck.” I think it has to do with stress level is she’s relaxed her looks range from cute to acceptable and then there’s time where she looks exhausted at the podium, as I’m sure that’s an exhausting job getting beat up by reporters everyday of your life.
Best of luck to her, I try not to get too political on here but I think everyone can agree she hasn’t had the easiest job over the last few years.
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Saying that I’d fuck her isn’t a major endorsement, but I’d definitely fuck her on her worst day!
Even if she’s just doing a nightly news segment for NBC you know she’s going to be getting paid a ton more and I’d imagine a lot less stress.
Every administration spews plenty of bullshit, some more than others, and the WH Press Secretary is front and center as the shovel brigade. It’s frustrating as a citizen but I think that makes Psaki seem hotter than she’d otherwise be. “No, seriously mom, that wasn’t Huntsman and I fucking in the back yard. We were at the church youth group fundraiser for the homeless shelter. Really mom, anything else is disinformation”.
I’ve fucked so much worse, it’s not funny.
This Psaki looks cute on TV, and she’s likely smooth and sweet when you get her in the basement restrained to the old beams with her pedicured toes on the dirt floor. Then, when you use a leather riding crop on her clit while feeling her empty her bladder on me - the true vixen will come out!
Huh? She's on the same team as most of the reporters. Although being a psychopathic liar must be exhausting.
Although she had to cover for an especially inept WH and gaffe-machine President, she didn’t have an openly hostile press corp working for the opposition to deal with like every Republican prez.
Wait until Hunter Biden takes a dump on a Ukrainian hooker - on a Zoom call.
She will be out there calling everyone racist crackers! It’s a diversionary tactic - like the time my buddy tried to finger a stripper and I had to smash a beer bottle to divert attention away from the dancer screaming at my buddy - and he got out of the club without a beat down!
I probably wouldn’t toss her out of bed if she offered up a freebie but I see no cuteness whatsoever
I sat a few chairs away from Andrea Mitchell in an airport once. She’s the flip side, former White House correspondent.
She must spend hours in the make up chair before appearing on TV. Yikes, she’s a freak show
Too bad she's a big time lesbian and as Cashman mentioned, a race-baiter. She hates men and hates whitey, so I'm definitely out of the running.
Well - she's black, female, and gay - seems like just another Biden virtue-signal pick
The old JP.. ugh, not at all attractive to me.
Fucking nightmare fuel. I dread falling asleep tonight
I was trying to keep it from getting too harsh.
I’ve been jerking it watching her soft lips move during press conferences (with the sound muted) and thinking of how hot it would be if her ass was plugged as she tries to answer questions about her cognitively challenged boss. I could imagine removing the plug at the end of a long day, and eating that ass as she relaxes and cums all over me…
you're a real nasty, gross motherfucker!!!
actually i'd think it would be great to hang out at a couple of the jersey joints and shoot the shit. thing is i'd be scared though - scared that you might make me literally die from laughing way too hard.