Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Really small, really quiet

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stmichel
May 16, 2022, 3:57 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically nobody there. Maybe 3 patrons and 3 dancers, 1 of which was in the back for the first hour I was there, the other I wasn’t into. So I sat by the only girl I really liked (blonde, some classic stripper name), got a couple dances, and had a really fun time. Basically just hung out and had a conversation with her since there was nobody there and nothing going on, then around midnight when people started to trickle in I decided to call it a night. People were mostly nice, and the dances were great, but I can’t really recommend this place. Got in and out and had a good time on less than $80 though so can’t complain about that

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