This week, the House Chief Administrative Officer announced a new "House Drinks storefront" in the Rayburn House Office Building where lawmakers and staff can buy beverages, wine and liquor.
"Whether you're hosting a meeting or an office event or just want to stock up on your favorite drinks, House Drinks sells water, soda, juice, alcohol and spirits," the announcement boasted. "Six, twelve and 24-packs are available depending on the drink."
Well if they get drunk enough maybe they'll pass out and quit fucking the country.