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Atlanta 18+ clubs

Are there any 18 and up clubs in Atlanta anymore? I know Boomers was 18+ back in the day, but it seems like the rest are 21+. I met a new 20 year old friend yesterday and she's very interested in…

Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club

Homestead, Florida

Overall pretty decent

Well it was my first time going to a strip club by myself. I went to a few with friends to hang out and talk with the girls but I atleast never got a dance.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

always enjoyable.

Hit up Flight last 2 Saturdays on my trips down to the ave. Tried out vip one time per visit. One repeat, one new girl. Both blonde bombshells. Arrived, $8 to valet. Free cover in…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

PP, Still worth the visit.

So, 3rd time. 8pm on a Friday, I expected a lot of people, but... not so much. Maybe 20 guys, 6-7 girls. 2 stages going, as usual no one really watching at either stage. Lovely…

Politics

Frank James pleads not guilty. Says he's a victim of the mental health system

https://blackchronicle.com/new-york-subway-suspect-frank-james-enters-a-not-guilty-plea-in-brooklyn-federal-court/ Mr. Mayor, I’m a victim of your mental health program,” James said in one video. “I’m 63 now full of hate, full of anger, and full of bitterness.”

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

A Shadow of Follies Dayshift

Back in Atlanta for the first time since probably 2018 and had to see the rebranded Follies Dayshiftfor myself. VividE is right off of a busy street with plenty of parking and a lot that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Persia was fun.

Been coming to Playhouse for years, since the days before the pink paint job and when they used to let you smoke inside. Funny thing was I never realized they had mirrors on the walls…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Reasonable entertainment

I think the place is great and go periodically. The prices are reasonable for lap dances 11-33 bucks. $10-20 entrance. There is a nice stage. A couple of girls are aggressive asking for dances…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Glad I came back

Basics: Cover- $22 includes access to the couch dance area (which is a separate upcharge on Fri/Sat) Water- $2, but soda is free Dances- Girls set their own prices but it seems to hover around $40 for a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Day Trip?

I was hoping someone with more experience visiting Hong Kong could help me out… I’m wondering if it’s possible to just visit Hong Kong for the day or a few hours without paying for a room? And still be able…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

I like my girls like i like my Jeeps. Riding High with No Bra on and Real Dirty

So first of all when I pulled in the place was packed. It was the last wednesday of April.I was super horny and wanted some touch with sparkles and the smell of cucumber vanilla lotion…

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

BNA at it's best, finally!

BNA is a hard to miss tan building on a very busy road Route 73, next to a Divorce Lawyer practice. It is a Adult video and Toy store with DVDs and Toys for sale…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Maybe

I went on an afternoon visit, a few women dancing. They had someone dancing on the main stage and others dancing on the go-go stages that are scattered around the room. The place is always…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry’s, thankfully unchanged.

I hadn’t been in Detroit area for awhile due to the pandemic, but flew in late on a Thursday night for a business meeting on Friday and thought that I’d stop by Henry’s and see…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Union Busting

Lexington, KY. Friday night around 930pm. All sorts of shopping in every dorection Walmart right across the street. A couple a Mexican food trucks I’m the parking lot here so this place must get packed…

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I have talked about a simple convienet OTC request with Poodle girl

I said do not tell your friends seems my job info leak with another stripper having no trouble guessing, SO anyways there been a fair amount of territory issues over me. And some problems I had to tell management that…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Kentucky Derby

Lexington, KY. Friday night. Along a big commercial street just down the road from the other 3 clubs in town. I came in around 8, no cover at that time. Later on they check…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Recovering, but still not back.

This a small to medium sized club. The bar is on the opposite wall from the entrance. Three stages, the main stage in the middle, with smaller stages on the sides. There are VIP "Fantasy…

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Gettin Gas

I love it when I fill up da shit truck at da gas station and da shit truck farts. My shit truck has more gas than Exon

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Get some cake

Came in on a Friday night and read great reviews about COI and mileage. The club is in a little strip mall looking building nice outside, I parked in front but it looked like there…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Is Centerfold Lounge a safe club?

Im a regular at Romulus/Dearborn area clubs but with a new job closer to the 8 mile clubs im looking to branch out. This place seems like more of my kind of club however the surrounding area seems kind of…

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Eliminate extra’s from Gentlemen clubs

Whenever, I was offered extra’s in a club, I politely say NO means NO. And will never go back to that Brothel again. Gentlemen clubs should be gentle, max should be good contact dances, mutual touching kissing above waist. That’s…

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You know could we get to the strip club on time? Could we try that?

I mean your strolling in at 1130 the club closes at 2. Look I’m late too sometime 5,6 minutes but 5 hours late. Your gonna take 45 minutes to get dressed, hang out with hip hop hookah crew for another…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Dead Friday night

Stopped by here one Friday night to see what it was all about. I think it was a $10-$20 cover. The bar was directly as you walk in and then a stage to the left…

Dark Horse

Sparta, Wisconsin

Go across the highway to Barons unless Raven is here.

Across the highway from Barons in the middle of no where. About an hour east of Winona MN and LaCrosse WI on some smaller highways. Gravel lot but well lit after dark. No…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Thursday night out in Cowtown

I'm back bitches! Hadn't been to a SC in a while. Too long. But hit this place up with a buddy of mine on a recent Thursday night. Like the info says, this…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

You can find what you like

First time here. When I walked in I had a flashback thinking I must have been here before. It looks strikingly like Locomotion. It took me a while to get my bearings, I…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Not a Good Experience

My first club of the day. Close to my hotel so I had nothing to loose. When I parked a pickup truck came blasting through the parking lot and into the reserved spot…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Sapphire 60 - Lovely Girls.

I’ve been to Sapphire 60 a number of times but this was my first visit after the pandemic. Bypassed any cover charge by telling the folks at the door that I visited regularly in…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Time to chill and drink

The last time I was in town was pre pandemic, I stayed at a hotel near the club and had an awesome time, so I decided to give it a go again and hope foe…

New Shakers

La Motte, Iowa

A Diamond In The Cornfields

Open Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays only at 8pm. Bring your own beer or soft drinks. No hard liquor. Must be 18 to enter and 21 to drink alcohol. $15 admission, $10 for ladies and military. Fuel up in…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

Good visit, delivered as advertised

I decided to hit up this well reviewed massage parlor again. I had been here before about five years ago and had a good time. After my forrays at Midway Invaders earlier in the…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Enjoyable First Visit

Despite the fact that I only live 20 minutes from this place, I have never been in there before. I do plan on a return visit as soon as possible. Wiggles is located in an…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun no-extras Thursday night

My experiences here had been rather dull the past few times, but I decided to pay an evening visit after many months away. My experience was much better this time around, but it was likely…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not sure if Day shift or night shift is the way to go

Club details: Club on the outside has a gated setup, open gates but a brick wall, well lit with Cameras on the property. No cover before 6:00 and I think $10.00 after 6:00 pm.…

Politics

Congressional Liquor Store

This week, the House Chief Administrative Officer announced a new "House Drinks storefront" in the Rayburn House Office Building where lawmakers and staff can buy beverages, wine and liquor. "Whether you're hosting a meeting or an office event or just want…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Dull Friday afternoon

Friday afternoon visit. 3 girls working and 4 guys at the bar. Parking lot felt empty. Entered and noticed $30 private room on the right with no curtains. Next to it…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

What a crappy place

Damn this place has been run to shit by Eddie the owner. As far as the decor, this is still the nicest club on the Berry Blvd/7th Street strip (Yeah, yeah I know, not…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Cinco VIP fun

Cinco De Mayo. $18 Uber from the Grant Park area. 2PM. $10 entry. Light pat down. Haven’t been here since January and the plastic couch covering is all ripped to shit. They just need to give…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Nice diversion, but could be expensive

Popped in to CMowe’s and while there were a decent number of girls they were either occupied or on their phones. After a short visit and no action, I decided to go down the street…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Cool place on a hot afternoon.

Was in the area and decided to sample the Washington Park scene. I started with Miss Kitty’s because I knew one of the dancers working there from the past. Arrived about 1 the afternoon.…

Bar T D Richelieu

Richelieu, Quebec

Went to check out the place

Went there in the middle of the week around 7 or 8pm since I have driven by the place several times but never gone into it. Long story short: I should have kept driving. You enter…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

First time back

First time back to the Orange since Covid. I actually wasn't expecting many changes, since Orange is a pretty straight-up, simple joint. I arrived early afternoon and it was quiet inside. No…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

When you think it can't get any worse

I stopped in around 2 pm and then 2 more times hopping it would get better. OK I have to describe the bar. It is a dive with the bar on the right as you…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Wish I liked it better. Don't know if I'm going back.

I wish this club worked for me. After all, it has my highest priority, which is decent chicks – girls who are slimmish, youngish and perhaps even down for the D. Down for the D is…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Not getting better

After my stops at Lusty Adventures I thought maybe OGD might be better and I was wrong. I stopped in around 3 pm and returned around 7 pm. Quick club description for all you nit…

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Dating a porn actress.

I’ve been seeing a young woman who is 26 years old; exactly 50 years younger than I. She has slowly been sharing her background with me and I’ll just say she’s had 10 years of sexual victimization. She told me…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

CAYENNE SAVES THE DAY

This is a belated review of a short visit during the afternoon of Monday, April 25th. Just been too busy to write a decent review. Be forwarned...it may come across as whiney but so…

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THE TUSCL SUPER THREAD ⚠️⚠️⚠️

What do you wear to the club while being neurodivergent so you can cum in your pants while spending under $100 on an 18 year old hooker as you reminisce about the 1970s and think about MAGA shit as you…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

THINGS DONE CHANGED by Notorious B.I.G/ subtitle -The allusive Italian city

This review is late. This is from my February 2022 visit. I’ve been. Super busy with work . As always I got extra details in PM. Now let’s get to it. - your lasagna loving…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Pick the door on the right.

This was the strangest club layout of any place I went. As I walked up the bouncer acted like he recognized me (I had never been there before) and nodded me…

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Fragrances

Are there certain fragrances you prefer wearing to the club or even in general? These can be a big money sink with many costing $200-$400+ but the good thing is a bottle should last a year even if used daily.

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Worth a shot, but don’t expect the usual club

Was driving through town and decided to stop by at about 11pm on a Thursday. Parking was no problem as it had a spacious private lot. Entered and paid a cover charge of $10 to…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Good club, bad night

The exterior is a big parking lot right off University with Uncle Buck's, Scores, a tattoo place, and a liquor store. Plenty of parking, I didn't see any charge or attendant outside, and Scores is…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Who Googled the Mighty Mouse theme?

THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW THE PLACE CAN SKIP TO THE GIRLS AND LOOK FOR THE # *GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI *OUTSIDE* Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is…

Tijuana

TJ Trip 5/14 to 5/21

I will be in TJ each night starting 5/14 and leaving 5/21. If anybody wishes to meet up on any of those nights, message me and we can have a drink.

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Dugan WTF?

Funny how certain things we see or names we hear in everyday life makes me think of others here. For instance I posted a year or 2 back about a license plate I saw that said 'RIP PAPI' Well today…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Not enough dancers todat

My second time in Phoenix and second time at bourbon street. Large parking lot made parking easy and club seems safe. Its a nice enough building from the outside. There was no cover at…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

RI Dolls aka Dollhouse

I went to the club on Thursday, April 12 which happened to be the day of their 15th Anniversary Party. They gave everyone a free tee shirt, had drink specials, $1 Jello shots, complimentary…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Tuesday After Midnight

Plenty of free parking on the street and in the lot. Admission was $11 I think but I got in on a pass. All the dancers I spoke with told me the place…

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Chi Town

Any of the strip clubs worth visiting? Thinking about swinging by Polekatz? thanks for any insight

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Daytime at the PC

While the regularity of our afternoon visits to Players Club has diminished in the past couple years, we still like to drop in about once a month (used to be weekly). I think I have…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Amazing second trip

Second trip to Tijuana and it was so much better than the last. So I got the two bed hotel room at cascadas and I highly recommend because you can have one for arriba and…

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Cop arrested for masturbating during a domestic violence call

Did SJG become a cop? If not there are two mentally disturbed people living in San Jose. http://www.thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/officer-accused-of-masturbating-in-front-of-victims-during-domestic-violence-call-san-jose-california-police-department-indecent-exposure-nude-cop-penis-exposed-touching-himself-mother-father-daughter-victims-restraining-order

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Should you stop buying dances in order to encourage OTC?

Is it safe to say if a dancer doesn’t allow fingering, fisting, or the usage of toys/cucumbers ITC in dances, that she is unavailable for OTC, maybe unless some crazy amount is offered? Additionally, if a dancer claims she doesn’t…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Devon

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon around 1:30pm. Bright pink building sitting right on Rt. 130. Large parking lot with never an issue parking. It's dark inside and the bar is long and rectangular with…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Still Not Sensational

I visited Sensations once B.C. (before Covid) and saw it has not been reviewed on this site in two years, so took a little drive to see what might have changed. Their website was changed…

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Bartenders

We all want to bang the hot bartender, none of us do, but a good relationship with a bartender can be helpful. I did a room the other night at Desires with one of the hotter, yet less fun…

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Don't let her orgasm ?

When I have sex with a girl, I enjoy it more when she is enjoying it also. I know a lot of girls fake it, but that still adds to the enjoyment. I love doing DATY when…

Politics

Goodbye Jen Psaki

Today is Jens last day in the White House. Many think she has a new job doing something lined up with NBC News, possibly even her own news show. Could you imagine? Being a press secretary making…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nostalgia trip, but not exactly as I remember.

I lived down in South Florida for 3 years pre pandemic and had to come back down for this weekend for a wedding and decided to visit DD as it was my go to when…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Sunday night visit with very mixed results

I was bored on a Sunday evening and decided to give Show Palace a try, mainly because it's a fully nude club. I haven't been out all that much since the pandemic, so I've seen…

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Going along with Shailynn's threads

Do you ever wonder what a Gen x thinks? https://youtube.com/shorts/cSqGxLAHw8E?feature=share Gen X Talks

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent visit with a good ending

I stopped in at around 6pm, cover was $15, if I remember correctly. Things were slow at first, but started to pick up around 7 with more dancers coming out. Drinks: Bartender was a friendly lady with…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Friday Night Chicas Locas

Decided to go last Friday night after a long work week. I got there around 930pm and parked on the left side of the club for free. Paid the $14 cover and walked inside.…

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What kinds of lies do you tell strippers?

Like what BS them about?

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Your Stripper SB PG by another man. She offers this….

Your Stripper SB got PG by boy toy. She offers fuking to you bareback up till 3rd trimester. Would you take it? Or would back u back off? What does that say for her? You…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Wednesday night

Thursday evening, I was passing through this city, I decided to stop in an area where there were three clubs at once. chose deja vu, judging by the reviews it was not bad.…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Just an okay club

I brought my boyfriend to visit this club on a Friday night. We recently relocated from Arizona where we often frequent clubs. The club is located inside of a sex shop which is cool. After…

SouthFork Lounge

Watertown, South Dakota

Tuesday stop

I was passing through town and felt like having a drink, so I stopped here around 7:00. Cover was $5. I went to the bar and got a beer and was pleasantly surprised…

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Poor dude is out of place.

https://imgur.com/KWae4Sp

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Girl Drink Drunk

Any of you geezers remember The Kids In The Hall? This was one of my favorite sketches. This would be like Rick Dugan hires Heaving for that sales job. https://youtu.be/8C4TGGtPzBU

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Norm Macdonald Shot Secret Comedy Special

Norm Macdonald Shot Secret Comedy Special To Be Released After He Died. It’s About To Come Out Comedy legend Norm Macdonald shot a secret comedy special for Netflix that was to be released in the event of his death, and now…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Tuesday After Noon

arrived on Tuesday afternoon, plenty of free parking and no admission fee during the afternoon. Because everyone seems to ask this is a TOPLESS club and it is also TOPLESS in the VIP…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Not a regular? Don't bother

I had low expectations for visiting this place on a Wednesday night, but in retrospect they should have been even lower. I arrived a little after 9. The club is a re-purposed old-timey family restaurant,…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Below average

Came here with some buddies and it was a busy night. The club layout was weird and the stage was like a hole knocked into the wall. There was a very talented dancer working the…

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Are there disease/safety risks with fingering and fisting?

Are there disease risks for the PLs hand or arm from fingering or fisting someone? What about risks for the stripper/woman? Is it just an excuse if a woman says disease risks/dirty finger risks, so no fingering…

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Vegas club "Now Auditioning Ukrainian Strippers"

Story and video: https://www.fox5vegas.com/2022/05/12/now-auditioning-ukrainian-strippers-ad-sign-posted-outside-las-vegas-strip-club/

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Stinko de Mayo

Club supposedly opens at noon on weekdays but in my experience they never make it before 1PM. On this day I arrived at 1PM. Only a few cars in the ample parking lot. Deon, the…

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Video Games of Your Youth

This question of probably only relevant to the GenX and Millennials or the board. What was some of your favorite video games as a child/teenager/college student? Arch Rivals basketball game, in the arcade and later on Super Nintendo. Spy Hunter, in the arcade.…

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How many bought the dip in shit coinz?

coins? Sold da bitcoinz at $41k and bought at $29k

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Latinas abound here

All of the ladies were latina or Caribbean mix and I like that. Several were a little too thick for my liking, but several were pretty nice. I got dances from two different…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Worth a visit, after 6 before shift change was the busiest for me

Outside: since it's everyone's favorite. Paved parking lot, well lit, lots of room. Bar:horseshoe bar layout, tables and a stage to one side, vip to the other Prices: shots 4.50, beer $3 No drink hustle, no jukebox donations…

The Whiskey

Seminole, Florida

Empty on a Wednesday afternoon.

I was bored and had some time kill in the mid afternoon so I figured That I would give this place a try. When I drove up to the club I could see that this…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Will happily drive on by in the future

Dive bar on a country road, just outside a small town. No trouble parking in the lot to the left of the building Upon entering, the old barkeep lady hit me up for a $10…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Guess who's back, Suzy's back

So I got here at 3pm on Wednesday the 11th. Btw, the club has new hours posted on the entrance door, they're closed Sundays and Mondays, open at 2:30pm tues wed and thurs, 1:30 Friday…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

My own Private Club

Decided to stop in early on a Saturday afternoon. I hadn’t been here in about 5 years. Parked in the back for free. Went in and paid cover which I think was around $10. Went…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

First visit in years

This is the first time I visited in years. The place looks the same as I remembered. There was a $10 cover. DJ when you first walk in, bar on the left and several chairs…

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Best Vegas Day Shift?

My buddy who's never been to a club wants to go when were in Vegas. I want to take him on dayshift since I think night would overwhelm him. Anyone been out there recently and can speak to how things…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

not the best visit

Arrived around 2 pm. Paid the 5 dollar cover picked the most uncomfortable seat at the bar paid the bartender $8 for a bud light and started to scan the talent . counted 8…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Second best value in Vegas, need to negotiate to ascertain possibility of high mileage

So my first attempt here was on a Tuesday night I believe around 9pm and they wanted $60 cover. Passed and had a great time at Chicas Bonitas next door. Came back here…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

VIP Rooms

Has anyone paid for the VIP rooms at Rachel's? Wondering how your experience was and what the dancer told you to make you want to book the private VIP room. Trying to figure out whether to try it out, just…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

A Few Changes but Nothing Big, Still Good Value for Money

Realized I haven't reviewed this place since February, so it's time to give some updates. This review is based on a few visits, a Wednesday, a Friday and a few Saturdays so I am labeling…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Old Reliable

Not sure if I can say anything that has not already been said. This was my first visit since COVID and the place was rocking with hot Latinas. Get as much mileage as you can at…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good time at DD

Monday night I got there around 10pm. $10 cover fee I used uber so I didn't pay for parking. Last time when I was there was about a year ago. Nothing has changed, same…

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Cowboy hat in the strip club

Do you wear one? Thoughts on them. My thoughts on cowboys hats overall is when I see them I think that a cool look but when I'm wearing one I think to myself this a maybe little over the top. I…

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Why wokism is shaming beautiful women

Victoria’s Secret had a model with Down’s Syndrome Playboy had a transgender cover model Playboy had a gay male cover model Sports illustrated has a swimsuit model showing a C/section scar Not that there’s anything wrong with that. She’s attractive and I’ve…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

Has big time potential

Was in town for a meeting on Monday. So being bored at the hotel decided why not give it a look. First they open at 9 not 7 on Sundays, which I found out by…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Slow Tuesday Night

I feel like Tuesdays are a good night to check out the Paterson clubs for hidden gems, with light crowds and less hassle. I started at Ragtime, that had a grand total of 2…

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So, how much money did you bring in?

Have you ever been asked this by a dancer? I got to the club about an hour after they opened, there was one other customer talking to a dancer at the bar and one older dancer sitting by herself, no…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

After 30 years Lace is Officially Dead

This is the original Lace. I have been going to this location over 30 years and it has grown to be a huge disappointment. The building is a stand alone structure with plenty of…

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OT: National Lampoon's Vacation

Am I the only one who thought Beverly D'Angelo was hotter than Christie Brinkley? Anyone under 50, just never mind.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

All the Hamilton clubs are dives but I like them.

Arrived to a free but pretty deserted lot. Both employees and customers. Cover is always $5 both night and day. Waived as I'm a veteran. You can pick up a free…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Club Blaze May Update

Club Blaze has always been one of the most consistent clubs in the Atlanta metro area. Consistent in this case meaning not making any major changes as far as function and layout and having a…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Medicore quiet Friday night.

Came here on a friday night with 2 friends around 11pm. Entrance fee and 2 coat checks was $75(cash only). There is a main stage in the center of the club with a bar and…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Not the best visit but OK and decent looking dancers

First time back in about 4-5 months and first time on a Saturday night. Start with the worst part. Went to the men’s room as soon as I arrived shortly before 11:00pm. The bathroom has…

4th Trip to HK Tijuana

My 4th trip to HK staying there for two nights from April 18th to April 20th. As mentioned in my previous reviews of HK and my last article, I typically add brief notes to my phone after arriba sessions to refer back to when writing posts. Crossed in to Mexico at around 2pm on Monday the 18th and decided to just walk through in the “local” line instead of the “Foreigner/Extranjero” line. Wasn’t too busy this time of day and walked right through to the X-ray line for bags without any problems. I think this may be the best thing to do to avoid the $30 shakedown. They seem to target people who voluntarily line up in the Foreigner/Extranjero side…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Snitches & Air Dances

$21 Uber from the airport area. Had to empty my pockets and get wanded. $20 admission. Door guy says “by the way, next time… sweatpants aren’t allowed here.” Not a promising start. Small club. Neon red…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivide May Update (Watch Out For ROBS!!!)

Vivide is a mid-sized two story club located in West Midtown in a mostly industrial section of the city. This particular building has undergone a lot of name changes since its glory days of being…

How to Survive as a True G at Strip Clubs in the Hood

There are some hoodrat clubs out there. In some rough neighborhoods. They may show up in the local news with 2amer stories. Well let me tell you right now there's a reason you got players killing each other over these strip clubs, go ahead guess...No not because they are retarded it's because these strip clubs are worth dying over. But you got to be hard. You got to be mean. You got to be a GANG-STA! What you need to succeed, balee dat. -Attire Look like exactly like this. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/b/b0/B-Rad.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190105232203&path-prefix=protagonist Visor always cocked sideways. -Or you can go big purple suit, mentally get into a state of going to a big black man singing in church just died's funeral. -If…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

The secret of MD City Massage. You should try guys

I come from Illinois，and i have been in MDcity for over 3years.I drive through this place so many times.and this This house is very old.there is a OPEN sign always on.I don't know that…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Don't overlook the Union!

Union Jack's is pretty excellent for what it is. It's small, pretty intimate, twin stages (though the main stage is the only one I've seen in use in these times of ours.) It's very clean,…

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Review Access

I recently did a review for the Rhino in Vegas. Do you still get a month access for leaving a review? I tried looking at some reviews today and I had reached my daily allotment. I did my review on…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Never disappoints, but pricing "seems to have" changed!

I was here on a Saturday, mid April, and the place is alive and well! If you like Hispanic women, this is the place to be. This place has never disappointed me and this visit…

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With a wink and a nod, a bow and little toodaloo

Rick Dugan how do you do?

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Having a review say a club is closed—yay or nay?

It seems the usual thing that happens is that these reviews get approved, with 1-3 dissenters. Personally, I think something like that is fine for a review. Reporting as permanently closed would be better, but that is the second best…

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Britney Spears posting nudes

On Instagram but with emoji pasties.

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Iceydougster's Pupil?

Man says woman kept him from leaving after paying him to have sex Disturbance: Marsol Road A woman called from the Drake apartments May 3, reporting that her friend had choked her and pushed her against a wall. Officers located the man…

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I Da Kang Of Da Trolls!

Not da Jim Gassman

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The WTF moment of the day

Jacklyn Smith is 76

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New Organzation Forming

G.L.P.P.O. I'm sick and tired of waiting for this damn organization to start out on the west coast. TUSCL's resident retard and Subraman have been dragging their feet way too long. I have consulted with Motorhead and jackslash and we are…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

The place for guys who are into extras

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural , 28 waist…

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Not Related to Crazy Joe

She should have taken her dump talents to McDonalds. Late-night port-a-potty pit stop lands woman in jail Officers located a woman exiting a portable restroom on the grounds of St. Francis of Assisi Church at 11 p.m. May 2. No…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A Slow Evening at Sins.

Sunday night at Sinsations, I walked in the door, paid my $10 cover and proceeded into the club. One $6 soda later, I was greeted by Lucy - a hot asian dancer with nice…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Long overdue visit

Finally got back down to HKs after a 2 year break. Man, was I excited. The trip did not disappoint. Arrived on a Thursday shortly after 5pm and immediately was greeted with the familiar vibe…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Good mileage dances

Visited after 8 PM. No cover charge, no valet. Parking was few feet from the entrance. Tipped couple of dollars to the girl at reception and headed upstairs. Declined LD offers from couple of pear-shaped…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Club closed due to fire.

So a bit of bad news for people that may have wanted to visit this club. There was a fire there a couple weeks ago and it looks like it’s closed indefinitely. (Maybe forever) for…

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@Mate72 ???

Did you change your username? For years I always thought it was Meat72 - did you recently change your username or had I been misreading it all these years?

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

A Little Piece of Paradise on this Saturday Afternoon Visit

It has been a few months since reviewing Shimmers, so I thought I would put my positive spin on the dancers that were working last Saturday afternoon. This club definitely keeps an eye on the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First Saturday Trip, Prefer Weekdays

I went last Saturday, it was the first time I had ever gone on a weekend. I will usually go on a weekday evening and stay the night, but I had some time during the…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Bigger is better

I went to Centerfolds on a Monday around noon. The club is small and the parking lot is a mess but better than before. Almost no one the club just after opening except…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Jolie

Does anyone have dancing experience with Jolie? Any young dancers suggestions for good experience Thanks in advance

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Reliable entertainment in Seattle area.

Pandoras is one of the old and reliable established for fun activities in the Seattle area. I have been visiting here for past few years and got some of my afternoon and evening entertainers I…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

To mask or not to mask...

not to mask, COVID is over, right? well... not much has changed as far as entry goes, park in the church yard across the street, pay $7 (cops were here tonight), the usual…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Kennedy was a pleasant surprised.

I won’t describe the place in detail as I’ve done it multiple times but I’ll give basics to please the critics: It’s just off the road with the parking lot to the left of the building.…

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Ex is now an escort. What do I do?

Long story short, high school fling that ended quickly and relatively amicably (no sex). Saw her come up in an escort ad and there's no doubt in my mind it's her. What would you do? Ask her to grab a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time in a long time. Feels good to be back.

Came in on a Friday night. First strip club experience since the pandemic hit. It's changed Synn a lot. It used to be my go-to spot. I'd say on this night, almost more than half…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not as much fun as I had hoped it would be.

This was my first excursion back to the world of neon and skin since the COVID debacle hit the world. Finally, I am travelling again and GSO is on my travel list. I had been…

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Sixteen Killings or Attacks at Colorado Strip Clubs.

Here is a list of them: https://www.westword.com/news/denver-strip-clubs-sixteen-murders-and-attacks-2022-update-14055674

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Taboo is a really good strip club!

The Taboo strip club is honestly just a classic strip club experience. If you are into extras this is definitely not the place for it. I’m sure there are probably 2-3 girls in the club…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, New York

Newish LI club

So it looks like this club just opened a few weeks ago, was formerly another club that got shutdown that ive never been to. In a pretty quiet industrial area close to the train station.…

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Financial Advice

I mean, I come to TUSCL for advice on everything, for example how to be a pimp, how to start an organization, how to cook lasagna, why not how to invest my money? Since I can’t follow Juice’s sound financial advice…

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Did OTC become extremely cheap and widely available after covid

How long were clubs shut down for during covid. At least 6 months maybe a year in some places? Did this have the result of making OTC much more widely available. Did dancers who previously didn’t offer OTC, start offering OTC…

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Questlove says the Roots were first discovered playing a strip club

I thought strip clubs with live bands went out of existence 50 years ago. https://pagesix.com/2022/05/09/questlove-says-the-roots-were-discovered-at-a-strip-club/

Making It Rain, Advice For The New Guy.

The internets, as my father calls it, are filled with bullshit. There are of course, many websites, chats, and reddits filled with advice. The do's and don'ts with strippers. If you are new to strip clubs and come across this page. My hope is this article will help you get a better experience for less money. Admittedly, this is advice for the new guy. No earthshaking revelations here for an experienced PL. Strip club advice falls into three categories... bullshit, true-but duh!, and valuable advice. This is the first of a few ARTICLES I will post focused on some common club situations and ways to maximize your experience. I'll be the first to admit that there are no experts in…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn dancers?

Hey has anyone ever had experiences with Kali or Dutchess or Krystal? I’ve been seeing them a lot on synn Instagram but never seen them at the club before. Wanted to get some info on their personality and prices before approaching

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Question

Do you get a happy ending here?

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Thursday traffic?

How's the club like on Thursday evenings/nights nowadays? Still the $30 for 2? Asking for a friend...

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Women denied entry at Rachel's Orlando seek 2nd state Supreme Court hearing

"The club says its policy is to prevent prostitution, avoid distracting men watching the dancers and prevent domestic incidents." https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/women-denied-entry-at-florida-strip-club-will-take-case-to-state-supreme-court-again/ar-AAX3qBv?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=f8ee4084016248d6be0f4670df0373ca The policy may not be legal under civil right law, but I appreciate that the club is trying to create an environment…

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Is Muddy coming to your town soon?

On TUSCL, we have seen many types of Mongers, but has anyone here been as consistently active as Muddy? He seems to travel up and down the east coast and hits 4 to 5 clubs per week. Has…

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Mongering in Mexico City

Hola, Will be spending a few days in 2 weeks in Mexico City. It is a work trip and I will not be there over the weekend - any SCs worth visiting. Any reputable agencies?. Thanks.

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What's going on today?

Our resident from san jose hasn't posted. I wonder if he's ok? Is he on a strip club binge? Are his organizational responsibilities consuming his limited time? Do you think he took a break so he could spend Mother's day…

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Moonlighting Dancers

Since inflation got bad over the last year or so, it seems like a greater number of dancers are working other jobs in addition to stripping. Lots of times I go to clubs and most guys just seem to drink…

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Dumbasses @ Sams Club

Why do they walk right where they could get their asses ran over while you are trying to park? Should it be legal to run them over?

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Back from OZ

My husband and I just got back from Oz in Clearwater. We had a great time. I plan to write a review but want it to be well thought out. This was our first time at an SC together and…

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"According to Wokism, it is 'Happy Birthing Person’s day.'"

I have literally never heard anyone but butt hurt reactionaries call it this. Certainly none of my <em>very</em> liberal group of friends.

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Mother's Day

Don't drink and drive. That is all.