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gawker
Older than dirt
I understand the primary area of interest here is on strip clubs and their denizen, however, I’d like to take slight detour. I suspect if you’re over 60 and have a social media account and you indicate that you’re single, you get “friend” requests frequently from young women. I normally decline after taking a peek at their page or a look at common friends.
About a year ago I checked out a request and she was very HOT with no common friends, so I accepted her as a friend. After exchanging pleasantries she said a friend had told her I’d be a good guy to know.
We switched to WhatsApp and have been texting several times a day ever since. She is 50 years younger than I, told me up front that she had made “a bunch” of short porn videos, hated herself for doing so and wanted to put her past behind her. With little urging she sent me samples and literally hundreds of pictures. She has bolt-ons and a moderate number of tats but not bad. We set up a number of times to meet noon time coffee to a $260 hotel room and she stood me up every time. However she had a verifiable excuse every time.
Then she started asking for help ($$$$) and I did send her money more than once. I did get a copy of her drivers license and frankly enjoyed our banter.
She was not working and one day she told me that she was flying to LA and would be gone a week shooting a large production porn video that would be posted on a very popular web site featuring white women and black men all with about 3 to 4 times the size of my little dingaling. She said the male actor and she had known each other years before and she was to pay a part of the production costs and would then be paid residuals based on viewership. I put up 1/2 her share and she put up the other 1/2. His estimate is that she’ll earn 25 to 30k in year one and a decreasing amount as long as it’s still getting views. About a month after her return she took off for two weeks to shoot another allegedly for a flat fee of $5k. Each shoot has a director, sound tech, photographer, lighting tech. Videographer and make up artist.
Earlier this week we finally got together and honestly I could not keep up. She is truly a very beautiful sexy woman and I’m a tired ass old man - hearing aids, false teeth, prescriptions for Viagra and Cialis.
Now she says that no other man has supported her emotionally and financially the way that I have and she wants us to marry and spend the rest of our lives together. She achieves orgasm more easily than any woman I’ve ever been with, is very comfortable pleasuring herself if I’ve “petered out” and is a joy. I’ve told her that my pension ends 30 seconds after my last heart beat and what few assets I have are in an irrevocable trust controlled by my 46 year old daughter who I don’t think would be thrilled to have a step mother 20 years younger than she.
What problems do you foresee if we were to marry? How about if we were just living together? I know where her current (old) videos are posted and it’s not a high traffic site (her videos have had 25 to 30,000 views. When her latest is posted where she thinks it’s going, most have 15 to 25 million views. I told her the everyone will know she has done porn because everyone looks at porn. She pretty much has no family and I have a daughter and 3 grandkids under 10. What do you think? Marry & move far away? There are worse ways to spend your golden years.

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Muddy
2 years ago
Lmao Gawker we love you bro
TheeOSU
2 years ago
Well Gawker the only thing I know is that cj will use your post to jack off to every day for the rest of the year. After that he may want some dick pics from you to keep his libido going.


Seriously man, I won't even try to advise you on what to do as honestly you're going to do whatever you choose regardless of any advice from others.
Not knocking you buddy but your past history says that's how it will play out.
I do have the feeling that regardless of where your finances are she strikes me as being somewhat of a golddigger looking to get whatever she can.
Uprightcitizen
2 years ago
I am speechless Gawker. Honestly marrying her doesn't seem to make much sense but selfishly I think you should do it just for future TUSCL stories.
whodey
2 years ago
Wait ... you gave her money so she could go fuck another guy's BBC?

Please marry her so we can enjoy the stories thar are sure to come along with this arrangement.
Htxx
2 years ago
Idk once was more than enough for me
twentyfive
2 years ago
Hey Gawker how the hell are you doing
Dolfan
2 years ago
Getting married seems a bit extreme, but shacking up with her might not be to bad for your situation.
From978
2 years ago
I know we have experienced divorce lawyers who are frequent contributors here. I'm assuming there's a professional reason none of them have commented. Don't do anything until you've talked to one of them, even if there's a fee involved.
shadowcat
2 years ago
Ask your daughter.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
If u were in your shoes I'd do it. Enjoy your old age.
psycho_trick
2 years ago
sounds like the best hospice money can buy. u go gawker.
ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Confused as to whether this is saying he's had sex with her or even met her in person.
Studme53
2 years ago
The juncture of fantasy and reality is not on my itinerary.
Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
Try just living with her, if anything. And I know that you like her, but...

...regardless of the legal barriers currently in place, marriage gives her legal leverage to challenge wills, trusts, etc.
Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
... dammit... premature "post" button firing.

Marriage gives her the legal opportunity and means to complicate things for your family in the aftermath of your passing. Even if she has zero chance of winning, she might hope that someone will pay her to go away.

*NOT* being married makes that much harder and provides the legal leverage to your family.

Yes, I'm being the cynic. I think that someone needs to. I am absolutely not in the club of people who thought the stories about your ATF were funny or entertaining. If anything, it was the exact opposite.

I fully support you having sexy fun with hot women decades younger than you. But perhaps you can accomplish that without making yourself so vulnerable.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Cim if you're that paranoid of women stay single. Any relationship is about vulnerability
gammanu95
2 years ago
Gawker, good to hear from you, buddy.

I'm surprised you still haven't pulled the trigger on this girl. I would say "go for it, and do what makes you happy." I cannot say that because she's not keeping her word. She said the BBC video would be her last video, and then she made another video with broader distribution.

Enjoy the ride for as long as you want, but don't get into a situation where you can't walk away when you want or need to.
rickmacrodong
2 years ago
Icee nobody should be marrying someone significantly poorer than them. That goes for rich women or rich guys. If you’re marrying someone poorer you’re basically allowing them full control over you. They hold all the power. If you stay unmarried then each person retains their power.

100 years ago a rich woman or guy could kick their partner out the house if they weren’t behaving right. Now theyll have to pay millions if they do that.

It has nothing to do with being insecure, paranoid vulnerable etc its basic common sense and morals. Its foolish to assume that because you like someone now youll love them forever and sign over half your stuff. Prenups often don’t work btw.
rickmacrodong
2 years ago
Better to donate your money to needy people here or overseas than give it to an individual person. This woman doesn’t seem to have much to offer besides looks. Even her marriage offer seems manipulative and an attempt to mooch money. At most give her like .001% of your assets
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Bte spoken like a true incel


If you're so greedy and jaded you worry about your PARTNER ripping you off stay single
rickmacrodong
2 years ago
Its delusional to assume youll be in love with someone forever or theyll be in lovd with you forever.

Of course im greedy, if I earned my money its mine. Why the hell would anyone sign over 50% their assets just cuz they like someone? And actually if you love someone you shouldnt need to sign over 50% of your assets to them. If someone’s asking you for money to “prove” your love to them that sounds mischievous

I do stay single Icee and its much much better. I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, no restrictions, etc
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
And that's why you're a misogynistic right wing troll on a strip club site
rickthelion
2 years ago
What’s the problem if you marry her Gawker Ape? Well…picture this. You keep funding more and more twisted porn. You offer yours truly a princely sum to bang her with my buds, the vulture, the shark, and the dugan. We do all sorts of sick and twisted shit with her. Then you become disgusted with her and yourself.

You decide to divorce her but the only “divorce lawyer” that you know is Skifredo, who claims to have graduated from the worst law school in the country. But he’s lying. He never went to law school. And he has highly questionable personal hygiene. But then there is a criss-cross apple sauce moment and she fucks smelly ol’ Skifredo. That drives you insane and you end up in an asylum.

How’s that for “what’s the worst that could happen?” ROAR!!!
rickmacrodong
2 years ago
What’s misogynistic Icee? Wanting equality?

Its not misogynistic to say stealing is wrong. Its pedestalizing and racist or sexist to say that if someone’s a certain race or gender its ok for them to steal...
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