5th Avenue Flop

Well, after a failed visit to Jiggles, I didn't want to make the drive back home with blue balls. Had to at least try and find something worthwhile so decided to stop at 5th Avenue. A lot of cars on the street which is unusual. I parked at the tail end of the block near the biker clubhouse across the street, in a spot that I'm sure wasn't legal. I don't think the area right around the bar is unsafe, but you wouldn't want to park more than a block away, because it's a desolate industrial area that looks perfect for auto theft or at least vandalism. Wouldn't really want to walk through the neighborhood at night either. I got there around 10PM or so.

Inside it's a long narrow room with a bar running the whole length on the right side, with a small "stage" that's really just one step up off the floor. It was busy, only like two seats available at the bar. There were a lot of girls, but I didn't see any that I'd want to spend money on. This place is known for having a lot of grandmas working there, and that's what I saw. I did buy a drink for one that was easily the "best" - probably early 40's. I wasn't interested in her, but for the cost of a beer I saw it as an investment to keep the others away from me while I scoped things out. By the way, my Heineken was $8. The dancer ordered a mini-bottle of beer and they charged $6.

She sat with me for a while massaging my dick outside the pants the whole time. She wasn't terrible. Actually the face was okay and she kept wagging her tongue and licking her lips. Haha. But I felt her up a little at the bar and got turned off. To the eye she didn't look that bad, but felt like she probably lost a hundred pounds and never got back into shape, so she was like folds of skin hanging off the bones. Oh man, sorry, I know that's fucked up to say, but it's what I thought while I was squeezing her flabby ass and sagging tits. I tipped her 5 bucks for the dick-rub and sent her on her way.