Escort Photos
Mindwanderer
I need advice from this esteemed group of gentlemen. I have lots of itc and otc experience. No escort experience . . . Until tonight. Pure comedy. First, the girl admitted to me that she did not receive any of my text messages. They were all responded to by the agency. Second, to say that she looked absolutely nothing like the pictures is almost an understatement. It was as far from the pictures as humanly possible other than her ethnicity completely changing. Did that stop me? Of course not. But my question is: how common is it that the pictures are not even remotely close to the person who winds up opening the door?
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This is a strip club site, not an escort site.
In my experience, the dealio is this: if you want to be a (straight) man-ho, you have to be a multimillionaire or the cream of the crop in your attractiveness to women. theeroticreview.com is you best way to evaluate prospects, but it has its share of shill reviews. Even using TER, much more than half of my first meetings with escorts were disappointments one way or another. Escorting only was worth if for me because, when I clicked with an escort, I'd see her regularly.
I will play along with comment on your discussion.
Q: how common is it that the pictures are not even remotely close to the person who winds up opening the door?
A: if it is an agency they will send whoever is available/working, because typically horny men will not send them back the majority of the time. You can reject the girl and they might try send you another or the girl will try to convince you of accepting her.
If it is an independent, with no pimp, she might have older pics of pics of girls she think look like her. Same deal you can reject her for false advertisement, and she will try to convince/coerce you into taking her.
The best thing to do is to specifically tell the person doing the booking, agency/assistant/pimp on the phone/text that you don’t want to waste anyone’s time and if the girl is not the girl in the picture you will not go through with the deal.
Remember the hobby is like a poker game in the gambler’s song
“If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run”
My ATF woman, a real 10, Russian blonde, blue eyed absolutely beautiful, nice, sweet and sexy, was a ultra high end independent escort in Beverly Hills
I wrote an article about that experience:
“How I found my All Time Favorite woman.”
https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=50809
There should be no regrets about living a good life.
Thanks for making me remember and enjoy the memories of that great experience
Let's see idk the procedure cuz I don't buy nor sell sex, but if it were me..
I'm sorry if the chick looked NOTHING like the photo then I would not want to proceed and see if I could pay her a nominal fee as a thank u for ur time but no thanks.
Idk like are you all already prepaid so it is a use it or lose it situation?
Or it's more like you dont wanna look like a jerk but could still back out?
I didn't think I would ever be so intrigued. LoL
Now the 25,000 question: why didn’t I leave? The main reason is that I’m pathetic and had worked myself up into a horny frenzy before I arrived. The distant second reason was that I mentally liked the “thrill” of seeing an escort for the first time. Of course, now I’m basically disgusted with myself and I’m a few hundred dollars lighter. What a life. I think I’ll stick with my much-preferred strip club hobby.
And some people might be 1% or 3% African or different mixes but generally people are referred to as their majority race
PLs dislike the hassle/expense/risk of escort screening. But, in my experience, screening is the sign of an escort you are most likely to have a good time with.
Yeah, I see this commonly on escort forums. Hell, it's not uncommon the guy shows up, she's like 25 years older and 25 pounds heavier than her pics, and he STILL fucks her. Then goes on the forum to complain 🤣 The one advantage of escorts is that you'll have a warm hole available at the scheduled time. Everything else is a crapshoot.
In general, if you're going to see escorts, you should get on as many review sites as possible and only see well-reviewed escorts IMO. Otherwise, exactly as I described in my OTC article years ago, that moment when she opens the door and you get to see how much worse than her pics she looks, is going to continue to be, uh, "exciting". The good thing about escorts is that there's a review culture, and all but the newest ones in an area are likely to have been reviewed
With strippers, the "exciting" part is seeing how late they're going to be, or whether they show up at all 🤣
Beyond that, 100% advantage to OTC.
She wouldn't take cash (first red flag), but I refused Zelle, Venmo, or CashApp (I'm single but don't want to be traced). We compromised on a gift card, so I bought one from a drug store. She wanted a picture of it, so I gave her one minus the PIN. She said she couldn't verify it, I offered to let her add it to her account before we did anything but she refused. After a bunch more back and forth that killed my mood, I told her I'm gone.
She texted me back, saying she was putting on something sexy for me. I still hadn't seen her face, so I told her if she wanted to see me in the future to take a selfie with three fingers up. She wouldn't, and insisted she was real and DTFbecause "karma." Still, I told her I hadn't seen any evidence that she wasn't a 600 pound man. She wouldn't, so I thanked her for "entertaining me for the night" and wished her a good night.
I then added the gift card to my own account.
This experience soured me on escorts, as the couple other times I've texted them they've engaged in scammer behavior like wanting advance deposits. ITC might be more expensive, but it's verifiable.
Whatever, I'm getting civvie tail tonight.
Icee you cant be serious saying illegal = immoral now but youre always talking about selling or using illegal drugs, or illegal pimping or other illegal stuff.
The girls that might get some big money aren't posted all over the place and they're getting big money from a very few very rich guys who travel in circles you folks would never hear about.
Funny, the pimping, woman beating, drug addicting, manipulating, thieving miscreant talking about illegal or immoral. That's a laugher. Lulz.
Tetradon. Yeah you have to be retarded to pretend that online reviews of hookers are legit
No one respects or wants to date pandering leftist soyboys.
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