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Sunday, August 28, 2022 3:28 AM
I need advice from this esteemed group of gentlemen. I have lots of itc and otc experience. No escort experience . . . Until tonight. Pure comedy. First, the girl admitted to me that she did not receive any of my text messages. They were all responded to by the agency. Second, to say that she looked absolutely nothing like the pictures is almost an understatement. It was as far from the pictures as humanly possible other than her ethnicity completely changing. Did that stop me? Of course not. But my question is: how common is it that the pictures are not even remotely close to the person who winds up opening the door?

49 comments

  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    It's the norm with hookers
  • etsutwigg222
    2 years ago
    Standard procedure. The agency depends on the customer to not reject the provider after they arrive.
  • rickdugan
    2 years ago
    Why don't you ask the guys on USA Sex Guide www.usasg.nl

    This is a strip club site, not an escort site.
  • rickdugan
    2 years ago
    Sorry that was usasexguide.nl

  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    If its eros verified the pictures are often real. They could still be older, filtered or edited. If its a pornstar or instagram model you have all kinds of sources of their pictures. The escort agencies often blur the girls face out in pictures too.
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Traveling brazilians and chocolate citi models are other sites. If youre in Florida apparently rose monroe and miss raquel and carmela clutch are all there
  • ilbbaicnl
    2 years ago
    The most common thing is it's an out of date picture.

    In my experience, the dealio is this: if you want to be a (straight) man-ho, you have to be a multimillionaire or the cream of the crop in your attractiveness to women. theeroticreview.com is you best way to evaluate prospects, but it has its share of shill reviews. Even using TER, much more than half of my first meetings with escorts were disappointments one way or another. Escorting only was worth if for me because, when I clicked with an escort, I'd see her regularly.
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Ilba why would you need to be a multi millionaire? The cost to see an escort twice a month should be $1000 at most, same for an OTC stripper
  • CJKent_band
    2 years ago
    @Mindwanderer

    I will play along with comment on your discussion.

    Q: how common is it that the pictures are not even remotely close to the person who winds up opening the door?

    A: if it is an agency they will send whoever is available/working, because typically horny men will not send them back the majority of the time. You can reject the girl and they might try send you another or the girl will try to convince you of accepting her.

    If it is an independent, with no pimp, she might have older pics of pics of girls she think look like her. Same deal you can reject her for false advertisement, and she will try to convince/coerce you into taking her.

    The best thing to do is to specifically tell the person doing the booking, agency/assistant/pimp on the phone/text that you don’t want to waste anyone’s time and if the girl is not the girl in the picture you will not go through with the deal.

    Remember the hobby is like a poker game in the gambler’s song

    “If you're gonna play the game, boy
    You gotta learn to play it right

    You've got to know when to hold 'em
    Know when to fold 'em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run”


    My ATF woman, a real 10, Russian blonde, blue eyed absolutely beautiful, nice, sweet and sexy, was a ultra high end independent escort in Beverly Hills

    I wrote an article about that experience:

    “How I found my All Time Favorite woman.”
    https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=50809

    There should be no regrets about living a good life.

    Thanks for making me remember and enjoy the memories of that great experience
  • blahblahblah23
    2 years ago
    I mean it amazes me that u guys still choose to do biz with them, but if it is such a widespread problem with inaccurate photos then maybe there isnt a choice?

    Let's see idk the procedure cuz I don't buy nor sell sex, but if it were me..

    I'm sorry if the chick looked NOTHING like the photo then I would not want to proceed and see if I could pay her a nominal fee as a thank u for ur time but no thanks.

    Idk like are you all already prepaid so it is a use it or lose it situation?

    Or it's more like you dont wanna look like a jerk but could still back out?

    I didn't think I would ever be so intrigued. LoL
  • blahblahblah23
    2 years ago
    I am curious... what ethnicity was she, and what was she trying to look like?
  • Mindwanderer
    2 years ago
    Thanks for the feedback. First, she was “verified” on Eros. Apparently that means absolutely nothing. Second, her pictures were basically hot blond weighing about 120 pounds. The reality was reddish-brownish hair weighing, I would guess, at least 150 pounds.

    Now the 25,000 question: why didn’t I leave? The main reason is that I’m pathetic and had worked myself up into a horny frenzy before I arrived. The distant second reason was that I mentally liked the “thrill” of seeing an escort for the first time. Of course, now I’m basically disgusted with myself and I’m a few hundred dollars lighter. What a life. I think I’ll stick with my much-preferred strip club hobby.
  • Mindwanderer
    2 years ago
    PS. She was white and I guess she was trying to look like a much hotter version of a white girl. She claimed that she didn’t pick any of the pictures. She sent pictures into the agency and they chose completely different pictures of a completely different human being.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    The ethnicity thing gets old. Black girls are never just black...Mexican girls who like anime end up a 5th Japanese. White girls are black. And everyone goes along with it even after they post their white parents on ig. Middle Eastern eres are all from Dubai... that shit is the biggest turn off ever
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Liking anime doesn’t mean you have to be part Japanese that’s an odd thing to say. There’s people of all races into it including 100% black or white or mexican.
    And some people might be 1% or 3% African or different mixes but generally people are referred to as their majority race
  • blahblahblah23
    2 years ago
    I never realized that the escorts could look that different from their photos, wow.
  • Warrior15
    2 years ago
    This is one reason that I have never ordered an escort. I wonder if it has to do with you dealing with an agency. I did date a sugar baby I met thru Seeking. She admitted she was also listed on Slixa . But the listing on Slixa was her. She didn't go thru any agency that I was aware of. And her listing on Slixa has her direct texting app number.
  • Muddy
    2 years ago
    I saw the movie Risky Business and said I’m good.
  • TallmanFL
    2 years ago
    Another argument for ITC and OTC with a stripper; at least you know what she looks like (albeit with strip club makeup on).
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Whats different about strip club makeup?
  • ilbbaicnl
    2 years ago
    @Tallman how many posts are on here about ROBs (or supposed ROBs)? Dating is dating, free or paid, you're going to bite into a lot of wormy apples.

    PLs dislike the hassle/expense/risk of escort screening. But, in my experience, screening is the sign of an escort you are most likely to have a good time with.
  • georgmicrodong
    2 years ago
    Happens a lot, if posts on USASG are any indication. In fact, more often than not. Most of the "discrepancies" seem to be girls using older pictures of their younger, slimmer, healthier, and less worn out selves. Another group seems to at least try to find representative pictures, ostensibly to maintain their own personal privacy. Of course, many of these substitutions are porn stars, so "representative" can be, ahem, subject to interpretation.
  • Subraman
    2 years ago
    "Now the 25,000 question: why didn’t I leave? The main reason is that I’m pathetic and had worked myself up into a horny frenzy before I arrived. "

    Yeah, I see this commonly on escort forums. Hell, it's not uncommon the guy shows up, she's like 25 years older and 25 pounds heavier than her pics, and he STILL fucks her. Then goes on the forum to complain 🤣 The one advantage of escorts is that you'll have a warm hole available at the scheduled time. Everything else is a crapshoot.

    In general, if you're going to see escorts, you should get on as many review sites as possible and only see well-reviewed escorts IMO. Otherwise, exactly as I described in my OTC article years ago, that moment when she opens the door and you get to see how much worse than her pics she looks, is going to continue to be, uh, "exciting". The good thing about escorts is that there's a review culture, and all but the newest ones in an area are likely to have been reviewed

  • Warrior15
    2 years ago
    ^ I wish there was a way to leave Reviews for Sugar babies. But I guess then Seeking would have to admit what it's site is really about.
  • Mindwanderer
    2 years ago
    Thanks everyone. After a night of self-loathing, I will now choose to count this as a “life experience” — admittedly one that I could have done without. And the one millionth reminder that one does not think clearly when drunk or horny.
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    This is just more proof that a stripper is almost always my choice, there’s no bait and switch, and my guess is the relationship between the stripper and customers is more than just transactional, even though there is a transaction there is an element of trust as well.
  • Warrior15
    2 years ago
    ^ If you get the stripper to go OTC, then there is a definitely more than just a transaction .
  • Subraman
    2 years ago
    With escorts, the "exciting" part is when they open the door and you get to see how much worse than their pics they look

    With strippers, the "exciting" part is seeing how late they're going to be, or whether they show up at all 🤣

    Beyond that, 100% advantage to OTC.
  • Jimmybigtits
    2 years ago
    Go check out usasexguide. If you think we are sick fuckers go read that site. Makes any 12 of us seem like Christ's Apostles.
  • Tetradon
    2 years ago
    I decided to try an escort last night. Made several mistakes but eventually left with my money intact, but after wasting an hour.

    She wouldn't take cash (first red flag), but I refused Zelle, Venmo, or CashApp (I'm single but don't want to be traced). We compromised on a gift card, so I bought one from a drug store. She wanted a picture of it, so I gave her one minus the PIN. She said she couldn't verify it, I offered to let her add it to her account before we did anything but she refused. After a bunch more back and forth that killed my mood, I told her I'm gone.

    She texted me back, saying she was putting on something sexy for me. I still hadn't seen her face, so I told her if she wanted to see me in the future to take a selfie with three fingers up. She wouldn't, and insisted she was real and DTFbecause "karma." Still, I told her I hadn't seen any evidence that she wasn't a 600 pound man. She wouldn't, so I thanked her for "entertaining me for the night" and wished her a good night.

    I then added the gift card to my own account.

    This experience soured me on escorts, as the couple other times I've texted them they've engaged in scammer behavior like wanting advance deposits. ITC might be more expensive, but it's verifiable.

    Whatever, I'm getting civvie tail tonight.
  • georgmicrodong
    2 years ago
    @Tetradon: Yeah, that was a total scam. Any hooker that won't take cash is a scammer. Full stop.
  • Subraman
    2 years ago
    Tetradon: that experience really doesn't have anything to do with escorts. It has to do with you not being able to spot cringingly obvious scammers, and wasting an hour of your own time playing along with it. You have the common sense not to have gone through with it, but honestly your experience has nothing to do with escorts. If you want an escort, you go to a review site, get one who is well-reviewed and legit, and you'll have a completely different experience. I'm not a fan of escorts, but there are easy ways to avoid scammers like this ,via the review sites.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    Subrabitch of course it has to do with escorts. Normal tricks don't scour the internet for illegal reviews and recommendations of hookers.
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Tetradon and subraman what websites are you guys using for escorts? The high end ones are on eros and tryst but they need to be verified supposedlg it means they sent in their photo ID proof. Theres also chocolatecitimodels and travelingbrazilians.

    Icee you cant be serious saying illegal = immoral now but youre always talking about selling or using illegal drugs, or illegal pimping or other illegal stuff.
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    Many of the pornstars and instagram models are escorts but charge $1000+ an hour. Some of these ig models look insane but there could be filters and editing involved
  • twentyfive
    2 years ago
    ^ In Iceefags dreams maybe, these ho's ain't getting a thou an hour from anyone IRL
    The girls that might get some big money aren't posted all over the place and they're getting big money from a very few very rich guys who travel in circles you folks would never hear about.
  • Subraman
    2 years ago
    BTE, I haven't used escorts in years. No need, OTC is 1000x better, and I often have an SB these days regardless. Escorts just weren't something that were ever really my thing, but I did give it a chance some years back
  • Tetradon
    2 years ago
    I used escort alligator.

    Funny, the pimping, woman beating, drug addicting, manipulating, thieving miscreant talking about illegal or immoral. That's a laugher. Lulz.
  • ilbbaicnl
    2 years ago
    USASG is to escorting what strip clubs where half the strippers are at least 7 months pregnant are to stripping.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    Subraman is sjg junior won't call paying hookers paying hookers and keeps posting what he reads online 🤡🤡🤡

    Tetradon. Yeah you have to be retarded to pretend that online reviews of hookers are legit
  • Tetradon
    2 years ago
    ^ Not as retarded as I'd have to be to take your advice on anything seriously, pimpy.
  • rickmacrodong
    2 years ago
    25 and subra what rate are you paying for your otc? There’s a few pornstars id pay the $1000+ for. Theres a lot of guys paying that on the pornstarescort subreddit. The pornstars post their touring dates on their twitter and escort sites. All the fans they have allows them to charge the high hourly rate. Lauren Phillips is one that has good reviews
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    Right so keep supporting vigilantes and right wing extremists and ukrainian skinheads.... tell the next black bitch you date
  • Tetradon
    2 years ago
    ^ We talked politics and race, a few minutes before she swallowed my baby gravy like a champ. Afterwards I showed her my firearms. Taking her shooting in a couple weeks.

    No one respects or wants to date pandering leftist soyboys.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    I get plenty of girls and they love my politics and deep thoughts
  • queencarmen
    2 years ago
    that coochie catfishin’
  • skibum609
    2 years ago
    Icey having deep thoughts is about as funny as Joe Biden winning the Nobel prize for Chemistry.
  • ancientlurker
    2 years ago
    FYI, I haven't seen these issues in Canada. Who you ask for is who you get in my experience, and the reality is very close to the pictures. Nice, enlightened country :-)
  • ilbbaicnl
    2 years ago
    @ancient the root difference is that Canadians are generally less stupid, and less likely to be impressed by grandstanding cops. So the cops are more likely to actually do something useful, instead of busting escorts and people with a drug problem. Making escorting more of a normal competitive business, where scammers can't as easily get a foothold.

    One of my favorite Canada moments was seeing a poster for a safe injection site for heroin users. But it was non-smoking.
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