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It is Sunday Tuscl Churches Time

Repent you heathens and cum In For confessions! We got to clean up Tuscl a d rid it of the trolls! Let the fog horns ring!!! Frrrrrrt

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DFK

It appears that most strippers don't like doing it and because it is too intimate even though they are fucking you. But I had another thought. Maybe it's because they don't want you to smear their makeup. I'm seeing a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A regular old Friday night

This was my first time visiting on a Friday night. I’ve been where a few times before but always on weeknights or weekdays. Paid the $7 to get it and got a beer from the…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Excellent experience with beautiful girls!!

Place was decent looking, though wouldn't call it classy. It was big, spacious clean. Parking decent. Bouncer friendly. 20 dollars cover. Bartenders great, drinks average prices (sorry don't remember exact amount). I bought a…

Complete Ripoff!! Not Worth It!

Went twice. Thursday night and Friday night to give it a second chance. I walked out being broke and blue balls. Details: they charged me 30 bucks cover. Place is very nice. Clean, classy etc. A…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

High inflation hits the Indianapolis club scene

I arrived at this club around ten on a Friday night. It was $10 to get in and paid another five for a bottled water. I sat up at the bar and waited for a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Two Visits, But One Dance

I have visited Club Desire a few times, over the last couple of months, but have been too lazy to write out reviews. Figured that I would combine my past couple of visits into…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Fun Time

Visited on a Friday night from about 11:15 pm to 12:45 am. The club is open until 4:00, and gets busier and busier as the night goes on. Plenty of free parking in…

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Newest way to piss off your money in Atlanta

Neon Fusion...Body painting https://nfbodyart.com/#solo

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Girl was Tied Up, But Not in a Way that Benefitted Me

Visited in a Friday night from 10:15-11:00. Free parking in the large, well-lighted lot. Upon entering the front vestibule, they have a gal at the desk who checks IDs and collects a cover. I…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Home of the pancake booties! The WORST club in town.

Wow. Where do I begin? I’ll start with the venue. I’ll give it credit this was the nice club. You enter the building and there’s escalators that goes to a porn shop that was super…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Scammer Club

So this review is a warning to anyone thinking of getting a VIP at Masters. I’m local and there’s a dancer there I take for 15 min VIP’s. The first time I did it when…

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Does preferring big clitorises make me gay?

Hey guys, I recently have been enamored by watching movies where girls have big clitorises at the library? Should I stop, is this the pathway to gaydom. The male librarian caught me on Wednesday and now likes to follow me…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

Our new favorite club in PDX

A couple notes for context: I pretty much only visit clubs with my girl, as it is one of our favorite naughty indulgences, so all of my reviews, including this one, are from the perspective…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Northeast San Antonio

I needed to visit a customer in Northeast San Antonio. I looked for a club close to my hotel. I arrived in the evening. The first thing that I noticed was the 6 stars above…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stuck a Top 5 Landing at the Strip

After striking out finding what I wanted at H8 I literally stumbled into the Landing Strip. I had read plenty of reviews so I thought I knew what I was getting into. I was incredibly…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Worst Visit - Modtly New Dancers

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from my…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Friday fun night…has this club always been this fun?

I have been to this club only once before many many years ago and it wasn’t a memorable experience, so had not made it back until recently. The club is kinda of in the middle…

What makes a good strip-club review

IMHO, the purpose of strip club reviews is to provide accurate, timely information that the reader can use to decide if he wants to visit the club and what to expect. Different readers have different criteria, and they fall roughly into two groups; regulars and first timers. Regulars can benefit from timely updates about the club, a favorite dancer has returned, prices and/or policies have changed, there's a halloween party, etc. I'll approve a review that gives only a little information if said information is actionable and timely, in other words, if it's useful. First timers need more general information upon which they can make a decision about going. A first timer may want to know: 1) Is there mandatory…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Searching for my White whale I found a mermaid

The triangle is a great shape they provide a great deal of strength when used in construction. They are multiple types of triangles. The Bermuda triangle where ships and planes disappear. The Pompano strip club…

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r/stripper topic made me think of someone here

Icee, what do you think of this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/uuur6s/you_ever_date_someone_that_seems_to_only_date/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Long connection

Will not spend time reviewing layout, etc. You can get a good insight on how the club looks like from their website. Went there around 2 PM trying to kill time between flights - had an…

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Shrinkflation

My frozen pizzas are now smaller than my pan. Raise the damn prices. Don’t try to fool us by giving us less. Wonder if dancers will be cutting dances to a minute. Of course there are…

Tijuana

Article "New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG"

In case you don't look at the articles routinely, note that I wrote an article that was recently approved titled "New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG" about Hotel Cascadas trying to charge me a bar…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Thursday night at AJs

After reading about the raid , I was a bit hesitant to go to AJs . But still decided to go and try. When I reached there there was a man at the parking who…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Give Wednesday day a try

Arrived at 1:45 on the dot planning to meet a friend, who messaged me she was running late, imagine that. The club was busier than I expected for as early as it was. When my…

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Men getting pregnant

I'm just a dumb hillbilly, so I'm having a bit of a difficult time with the concept of pregnant men. To be pregnant, one must have a uterus, the organ in which the developing fetus is located. Only…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Pretty fun time it's a blast

Wow this club Bliss showgirls is pretty interesting haha. It seems like mystery you never know what your gonna get here. I actually like how it's small and old school. The girls here are pretty…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Had a great time downstairs with the commoners

I just left Tootsie's after being away for about three years. I have to say, things have greatly improved. There was a time when the majority of the girls were of the Thiccccccccc variety…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

A so so bar to do occasional visits...

Adelita’s has never been my go to club, besides occasional swing buys in between my usual mongering routine between HK bar, Chavales and Tropical bar. So, this time around (on a Monday evening),I decided to…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Afternoon Visit Scratched an Itch

Vic's place was finally close to where I was traveling this past week, so I decided to stop in to see how it compared to other extras/sure thing clubs I have been to in the…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Back in Louisville

My annual trip to Louisville… 2nd year in a row… Stopped at Foxy Lady both trips The exterior Parking out front. Well lighted. Many potholes, so be a bit careful. Club had a…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Lots of fun for less than most other places

Decided to go back for a visit to Cheeques to see how things were after a long absence. I went on a Friday afternoon which was my third visit of the week (following visits…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Another Hobbeze visit for this hobbyist

As I (and many others) have reviewed before, this club is essentially a private lap dance/peep show within an adult video and sextoy store. There is an attached movie theatre that I have never been…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I used to be a fan of this place, but now not so much..

So we’ve had endless reviews of this place. Endless descriptions of the easy parking, of the location of the bright pink place on a major highway, the rectangular bar, the girls in the booths and…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Chill club with good dancer / customer ratio

This review will cover 3 trips ver the last two months. Two visits on a Saturday mostly the same and a Tuesday visit. Saturday- my visits are in the 8:30 to 10:30 time period have…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Scam artist Baker

Friday night 6pm visit. Paid the $5 cover and $7 for a beer. While waiting for a beer was approached by Baker. Thin brunette spinner-ish build. Left me to get my first beer but would…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Beyond bad timing

Ok, so it was a nice hot afternoon and nobody wanted to be in a dark bar. But it was Friday, 4:30, and why not check out some hopefully good looking dancers. Safe…

New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG

Not your standard trip report. Hotel Cascadas tried to charge me $300US to have a HK BG who was off shift TLN in my room. If you don’t want to read a LONG article about this shit show and my equally angry remarks, DO NOT read this article. You have been warned so I don’t want any grief about how it is too long or doesn’t have a lot of club information. I had intended for this to be brief, but the anger motivated me to go into great detail (aka a rant). OTOH, the information applies anyone with their own room who takes arriba HK putas for more than 30-45 minutes. My goal is to prevent you from being…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Highlights lacking at Hi-Liter

It's been a while since I've been to Hi-Liter, several months. In fact, the last time I went there, a certain tiny young lady TUSCL poster whose username rhymes with SpiceNice was in town…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Lots of glitz, not much glamour.

I have been going to Lust for the last six years. It's about 1.5 hours away so I am not a regular, but visit several times a year. I have gotten to know…

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The Dorothy

After so many years of going to strip clubs, I thought I'd heard it all, but no. I had heard many years ago of the props strippers give to fellow strippers who can raise and lower one butt cheek, independently of…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Friday lunchtime

I had a little while to kill while in the area around lunch time on Friday so decided I would stop by before my afternoon appointment. I got there around 12:30 Friday afternoon, there were…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Better Than Nothing

CCR is a long established club (50 years according to their website) in a small Arlington strip at the corner of 23rd & Richmond Highway (US 1). Walking distance from many hotels. I…

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, Quebec

Thursday Visit

I decided to check this place out last night. First time going to the club without forced face diapers in two years. This is the closest to normal I have seen. They finally closed the…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Cold beer, varied entertainers.

This place is great for a cheap beer and to watch dancers. Dancers vary a lot. Some thin, some overweight, some average. Age also seems to vary a lot. One of the girls looked like…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

As the kids these days say, Mid.

Went to Micky D’s last weekend and had a good time visually. Vibe was nice, party like. BYOB and stage surrounded by the bar. All the dances I saw, were topless, About 15 girls…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Got the deed done

Went there Thursday afternoon around 6PM. There was no cover charge, but there is a sign on the wall that says 2 drink minimum. Fortunately they didn't enforce it from what I saw.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Not a fun place to be

This club itself was nice the inside and the managers and everything. But man this club is definitely not the place to be at all. No dancers at all come up to you and talk…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Comfortable atmosphere with some fun

I visited here about a week ago. I had been to it a few times in the past, before the pandemic. The atmosphere seemed nice, and felt similar to a dive bar. The drink cost…

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Reddit Stripper Hatred

If TUSCL is fairly representative of club customers, I hope the Reddit Stripper forum is NOT representative of dancers because 90% of them appear to absolutely HATE us!

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

quick visit.

Hit up the Criket couple weekends back. Usually I visit early afternoon around 1 or 2. This day I arrived to a quite full parking lot around 5. Inside it was the busiest I’ve seen…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Not a bad full nude club on a Friday

So it’s been while since I gone to the club since Covid. But looks like the club still gets packed like sardines on Friday nights. Parking is tough to get, better off paying for $20…

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The Fight To Take Back Hawaii

For over a century, the destiny of this island paradise has been in the hands of invaders (USA). Now native Hawaiians are reclaiming their culture, language and land. “Hawaii is being sold to the global elite. It's not give and take. It’s…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Still no luck at Adalita's

This was day four of a week long trip to ZN. I have never had luck at Adalita’s but decided to once again give it a go. I arrived at the border around 9 pm…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Over priced for very little….

PaperMoon is an average to below average pastie club in a strip mall in Virginia. Sunday night visit. Free parking, $20 cover, $10 drinks nonalcoholic Girls dance 2 song sets: 2 stages main (reserved…

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Monkey Pox the W.H.O. and the International Health Regulations

You've probably heard about the MONKEY POX OUTBREAK by now? Monkey Pox is a gross pustule disease best known in Africa. It requires very close contact to transfer, basically sex or an open wound contact to a pustule. It's not a…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

First time in a Portland Club

I got there about 8:00 pm, no cover One drink min. I got a coke, $3.00 There were a 8 - 10 customers. Felt like it was locals. Broke a $20.00 and started watching. The…

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Is tuscl still taking suggestions of what accounts to delete?

The other thread has been spammed to hell, so I won’t respond on there. But I just wanted to vote in favor of deleting everyone who downvoted this glorious review this morning. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10979 https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10980

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Poll: Your reaction when Rick Dugan struts in to a club

Now that many out there have encountered him. A. Instant, total defecation B. Violently shaking, foaming at the mouth C. Frozen in a state of shock and awe D. A horrible, sinking feeling, knowing your no longer top dog in THIS strip club E. All…

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Spend under 100

can someone explain how you go to a club and spend under $100 and complain about the club so much. No dancer came to me to chat: did ypu tip on stage? Did you approach…

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La Fiesta Paterson NJ

Has anyone gone to La Fiesta previously know as El Cabaret on Cianci st in Paterson,NJ

Lace

West Nyack, New York

First Visit to Lace

I got to Lace around 7:30 and walked inside. The place looked decent. I’m not too versed on what a nice place and a bad place should look like, but to my standards, it was…

Tijuana

Are the maseros getting worse at Hong Kong?

Just back from a 24 hr visit from HK and I feel like the meseros have doubled in number, and in harassment strategies to sell you things. A mesero saw me looking for my room (something I could do just fine)…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Waste of money!! Stay away from VIP.

I went to downtown to meet a buddy and while coming back wanted to check out near by clubs. First I went to Peaches of Atlanta at 9pm and I am the only customer. I…

Commotions

LaGrange, Georgia

Going through the Commotions

I spent the week in Columbus for work and tried to hit up every one of the listings there but every. Single. One. Was shuttered. On my way back to Atlanta, I saw one more…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

A poor man's Polekatz

Came up for some $10 buck dances at 7:30. There were 5-6 dancers, which from past experience is what I expected this early in the evening. Place is pretty small but comfortable…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

More Day Dancers Recently

For context, used to be the Dancing Bare. Fortunately, you no longer enter through a sketchy porn shop. Nor do your shoes stick to the floor. The previous incarnation (one visit) sucked…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Blood Diamond

Denver, CO. Right downtown. I parked on the street next to a meter I’m assuming they don’t bother that late. As I walk in I see a bunch of douchie black SUVs so maybe a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday Afternoon Seems Hit or Miss

Went on a recent Thursday afternoon. Unfortunately no longer the fun of the pre-pandemic days when there would be 30+ girls on shift at times. There were probably closer to 15 that afternoon. Standard…

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Las Vegas & Atlantic City

In years past I used to go to AC often, it was less than a 3 hour drive from my home in Queens, but I never drove to Las Vegas, the thought of driving through the desert wasn't appealing, so…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Best Club Experience Ever, But Not a Typical Visit

I am struggling with how to write this review. Had the best strip club experience ever in over 30 years of clubbing. But its really the exception, not the rule. I just reviewed the club two…

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How Early Is This Kid Going To Start Going To Strip Clubs

https://youtube.com/shorts/95JbxxhpITQ?feature=share Looks like he is a future Tuscl member to me.

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

A nice little gem

My impressions of topless, alcohol-serving bars in the area has not been favorable thus far. For the most part the ones I have tried have been either overpriced for what you get or simply…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Naked Gun

Glendale, CO. Wednesday night. Right in front of a target. Parking lot packed so I parked at Target. Commercial area. Walk up, female bouncer that’s different, a full pat down from behind that was…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Bohemian Rhasphody

Denver, CO. Wednesday night. Came from Diamond. I parked in a lot it said pay the booth, nobody in it so I guess this late it’s alright to park there. Looks like one of those…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Trying to get back out there before the Apocalypse

I hadn't been to a club since before the lockdown. Today I decided to venture out. Or in. Anyway. I got there about 3 PM. There were only a few cars in the parking lot. Not…

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Pussy: Gloss Or Matte Finish

I like stage pussy glistening, splayed, red from a rough grind, and ready for penetration. I tip more for it and let them know why. Ima start tipping labia gloss to the dry pussy prudes. Preferences? The Pussy Speech from 'Spun' (Yes, that's Rob

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I'm Giving Up Meeting New Meat For You

This was me and Hottie's VIP date night (not that Hottie, a different one). Three fine New Meats started tonight. I hope our CFs appreciate the sacrifices we make. But there will be some restructuring coming soon.

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If I Was A Stripper...

I'd rather be the 2nd top draw/money maker. Management is happy, but none of the girls are gunning for me. First I'd have to shave my beard.

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Driving by.

Was just driving by and saw the club was open. Decided I’d give it a try. 4 dancers working. 1 dj and one manager. Club is non alcoholic but dancers are full nude on stage.…

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Florida man gets life in prison for traveling to Vietnam to sexually abuse minor

https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/florida-man-gets-life-prison-traveling-vietnam-sexually-abuse-minors/KI3QPEUJI5DTHGM33ASETESB2E/ Wonder if this will be used for other kinds of crimes.

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Shiny accessories, low mileage

The place is upscale, professionally managed. At 9 pm free parking, $8 cover, $5 soft drink (I think), $20 lap dances in the open lap dance area. One stage in use when I was there; seemed a…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Fantasia - not all that great looking talent

Visited on a Wednesday evening. Warehouse type white building on the south side of Huntsville. Decent parking and a relatively safe area. $7 cover upon entry with a scan and pat down…

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Why is this room dead when....

It offers respite from so-called trolls? Why are so many members who feign being concerned about wanting a private place for on topic discussion trolling the front room all day? They could easily post here or in vip. Yet…

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Poll: Dark Club or Light Club

Dark Club: You prefer to be in the Matrix. All the girls seem hotter cause you can’t really see them. You add in soem alcohol Rosie Odonell looks like Jennifer Lopez. Oh btw thats was a man. The thing the…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

It's My Guilty Pleasure

The Previous Reviewer from the Badger State laid out the descriptives for this (McCook burb of 350 residents) Dive Bar located in a mixed industrial/residential area next door to a multi-use Banquet hall and across…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Worth the drive

Was in Cincinnati and drove up here one afternoon when work ended early. Easy to get to, right off 75. Big space inside with large bars along the sides of the room and a stage…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Gave It a Shot

I found myself further north than normal. I also found myself hearing a rumor a dancer I used to like might be there. Nearby, had some free time, so I slid into the déjà vu…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Monday (and Tuesday) Afternoon at Dancers Royale

I looked up the hours and they saw open around 12:30 so I headed out and visited shortly after they opened. The building itself, although you can see the sign from Colonial, you have to…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Death of day shift in Columbus?

I’ve reviewed this club before, as have many others, so I won’t spend much time on the physical layout as it’s been covered. Large rectangular bar to your right as you enter, separated from the…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

44th Anniversary VIP Card

The flyer for the 44th anniversary states you get a free 6 month VIP card, anyone know what that actually gets you?

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

The Lodge jacking up prices?

So I went over to the Lodge on a Friday evening. I do believe I got there around 6-7pm. There was tons of available parking and once you get in the cover charge was around…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Worth a look...

I've been to the Hawthorne Strip a number of times now, mostly because I know a few people who work there. The dancers are generally of a pretty high caliber -- good looking with plenty…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Not so good visits

i visited kittens 3-4 times over in the last 6 months and my experiences has been mixed . Being a non alcohol place is a bummer but the bar next door makes up for…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

4/5

I visited this club on Tuesday around 5 PM. There were 15 other people there not to crowded. The place was clean and most of the people looked like they just got off work. There…

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How would you approach paid otc with civvie girls

Is there a legally safe way to approach and initiate paid OTC with girls at the mall for instance. I am sure many would be open to it under the radar. But you would need to approach it in…

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

Small but decent experience

Was visiting Memphis on business and decided to take a shot at Candyland based on a recommendation from a local. Parking lot had about 6 spots out front with a larger gated lot behind the…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Grab a table and knock back a few with friends

I stopped by this past Saturday after going out to see the Doctor Strange movie. Decent sized parking lot but seemed full so I parked nearby. Waited outside for a few minutes because the club…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Friday funday

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon which usually a pretty busy time for dayshift. The basics of the club, no valet, free parking lot in the rear of the club. No cover charge during the…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A tale of two visits

If you read any of my reviews you will notice this is my favorite current club to go to. I don’t review it every time I go because why repeat but when I have some…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Few dancers here

Rick’s was a fun place fifteen years ago when I was last here. I knew when there were not many cars in the lot that it was not a happening place. I would say…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

BT's - Good Bad and Ugly

I went on a Sunday afternoon after getting into Detroit. Located off of a main drag in a nicer part of town.  I was surprised how safe it seemed as it was my first time…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

My New Favorite Club in Town

Haven't been to Odyssey in three years and almost didn't go tonight based on some of the prior reviews. But I am glad I decided to go check it out for myself. It…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Interesting place

Arrived about 11pm on a Tuesday night. Parking was $10 and paid to the attendant directly. Its BYOB and the cover charge was $12 to get in and another $20 to get into the VIp to…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Solid visit with attractive dancers.

After checking out its sister club P10 Cabaret, I made the trip out here to try and get dancers from better looking dancers. I arrived right at 7:00 and had to wait to pay my…

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How to attract a dancer to love you!

I want a beautiful dancer to love me. What should I do? I am seeing her in club for 6 months. She says she can meet for a lunch, expect nothing more than that. Any tips?

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Much Slower than Last Visit

Just review this club about 6-7 weeks ago. Most of the main details are the same , so focusing on the news worthy items. Location: A little out of the way, fairly industrial area. Not terrible…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

First trip to P10 Caberet

I had business in the area and decided I would drop in and see if anything would make me want to stay. Free parking at 5:00pm and the lot was more than half empty. You…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

Nights at the Frog

PLACE: The gravel parking lot is usually empty or at most half full. I've been 3 times. The first time driving down the sketchy frontage road to the odd, wood sided building did not give…

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What makes people...

What makes people want to spam a strip club site? There is a war in Europe, inflation at it's highest in 50 years, people think men can get pregnant, and a fight for the unborn is raging, and all…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

All Stars?

I was on the road and thought I would check out the local scene so I headed over to Ocean based on the reviews and the Wed seemed to have some specials worth checking out.…

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Johnny Cash's image is taking a leak over his hometown

A water tower emblazoned with Johnny Cash's image is taking a leak over his hometown: https://www.yahoo.com/news/water-tower-emblazoned-johnny-cashs-203650904.html (can't make this shit up)

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Best Clubs from Indy to NJ

If you had a night or two to club somewhere between Indianapolis and New Jersey, where would you club, specifically what clubs and why? Rules: 1. Not Detroit (been there enough times) 2. Only recommendations based on POST-COVID experiences.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Booby Trap is an Urban Club.

I was in SoFlo for a business trip, checked out TUSCL’s recs. Decided to check out 3 clubs in Pompano Beach (in order of visit): Cheetah, Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls. I…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

For me, no reason to go to DD when Cheetahs is so close

I was in SoFlo for a business trip, checked out TUSCL’s recs. Decided to check out 3 clubs in Pompano Beach (in order of visit): Cheetah, Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls. I…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Best bang for your buck

Man you SoFlo guys are spoiled. This is probably my favorite club out of the big 3 in Pompano. I went to this club twice during my visit to Florida on business. I preferred…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah Pompano is my new Favorite club. TY TUSCL!

I was in SoFlo for a business trip, checked out TUSCL’s recs. Decided to check out 3 clubs in Pompano Beach (in order of visit): Cheetah, Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls. I…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Should Be Called "Fool's Gold Club"

I wrote a review two days ago, but it didn't show up. Maybe I forgot to hit submit. And yes, alcohol may have been involved. Bottom line up front, my trip to Gold Club was…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire Topless Pool Review

It occurred to me that since Sapphire Pool has been open and topless, no one on this site has reviewed it. So, since I've been maybe 10 times, I figured I would review so that…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sky’s the limit!

Decided to try out a new club while in town. Tropical Lei is my usual go to. I checked this place and read a few reviews. Looks like a place that would…

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Army officer court martialed for motorboating

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2022/05/18/officer-motorboated-subordinate-at-promotion-ceremony-retires-after-guilty-plea/

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EVER OVERHEAR CLUB MANAGEMENT TALK ABOUT YOU?

after finishing with a lapper i wound up going to the bathroom. through the door i heard two guys talking. one loudly said to the other,"that guy? he used to come here all the time. he's in the bathroom right…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

happy hour, no cocktails, but good dances

Lap Dance Cost: 40 Avg. Drink Cost: 5 Cover Day: 10 Cover Night: 10 found the above to be accurate and it is no booze at all, none, zip, zero which i did not know and was shocked, but i…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

So So Quick Visit

Went at 9:30 pm this past Friday. Was the only customer at that time. Only update on layout is no more bar seating when you walk in. They did update some lighting. Beer was 4.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Classier place, but fewer performers

With covid coming down sharply this spring, thought it’d be a good time to check this place out again. Their website technically shows who’s dancing, and saw some classic atf’s. Market st somehow…

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Sativa or Indica?

Sativa for me. Maybe a high THC Indica if I am still cranked up before bedtime.

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

More of a small, seedy theatre than a strip club

This place is basically a cabaret-style strip show, with room for about a dozen people in three rows of bench seating in a below-street-level theatre. I only paid the cover fee and watched the show,…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Slow Tuesday

Location: Near the airport. Several major hotel chains within walking distance. About a mile from the college world series stadium. Club: Smallish stage in the middle. 15 or so round tables surrounding the stage. Private dance area…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Expensive and sad

In town for work for the week so decided to check out a local spot. We don’t have full nude places where I’m from so I decided to see if it’s better. It’s not really.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Busy Saturday Afternoon.

This is a single story pink building, set a little back from the road in a commercial, but close to, a residential area. There's a decent sized car parking area to the front and…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Tuesday Afternoon

Haven't been to this place since around the first of the year since not down that way much anymore. It is obviously somewhat of a dive for the folks that have not been there, but has…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time at Oasis (may not repeat)

I was driving on i95 for long and thought of taking break. Found this close to airport. Saw other clubs within 1 to 2 miles Came to oasis and parked in the building. Paid $5…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

3rd Time Wasn’t a Charm

I had visited this club twice previously, taking a break on the long track from Georgia back to south Florida. On my first visit, Skittles became my favorite candy and she made my night.…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

VIP has little value, very busy on Fridays

Arrived there on a Friday early evening. The cover was $10 before 4 and after it is $20. It was $30 for VIP. Paid for the VIP as you don't have to pay extra $10…

Politics

Gas Prices: Do Blue States put Residents in the Red

Asking for a friend Nationally, the average cost for a gallon of gas was $4.52 on Tuesday. In addition to California, Washington state, Oregon, Nevada, Alaska and Hawaii all had prices averaging more than $5 on Tuesday.

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Consistently solid

Went a handful of times/nights but the club is pretty consistent. There’s never a shortage of girls working. You walk in and there’s a desk where you pay the cover ($8 cash or credit).…

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Clam Jammed!

I like to think that after 40 years I'm adept at brushing-off undesirable Randoms. This one latched onto me on entry saying she recognized me from 19 yrs ago (she's 37 now), was her first dance/club friend, and inspired her to…

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Is there an anonymous way to upload an mp4 video that's longer than a minute?

Imgur only goes up to 1 minute and other sites that I can think of (like YouTube) require an account and don't allow nudity. If I can find a good place, I'll upload a video of a stripper that's really difficult…

Tijuana

Need assistance planning 1st TJ Tripl

Hi guys. I’ll be planning my first TJ trip with a friend of mine and am wondering your all recommendations? I’ll be flying into San Diego and am curious to the hotel suggestions in TJs in addition to how many…

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Dancers That Raise The Bar

Some are both my type *and* have an irresistible physical and vocal seduction at first contact. Some melt me with just their eyes, even if the rest of their body is less than remarkable. These are the rare dancers that make it…

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Have you ever smoked or eaten cannabis before going to a strip club?

Alcohol is great but im wondering if any of you guys have ever done this. I smoked a lot as a teenager but now I just eat edibles once a month since I have a mentally demanding job. Alcohol feels…

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Crazyjoe Take A Tesla For A Test-Drive

He was just searching for a bathroom. https://www.yahoo.com/news/tesla-crashes-ohio-building-high-202709300.html

Politics

Connection between racial heritage month and recent mass shooting?

Was Asian American mass shooter incited by exclusionary racist history month? Do ethnic history months for all groups other than whites cause non-white extremists to commit violence? Where are the Biden administration's calls to end these divisive…

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Where Are They Now?

Any members who you feel are still alive and wonder where they are now? Rech? Possible in a psych ward or in jail? JS69? I knew it was rumored he had a “girlfriend” close to his age but that was…

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How do you personally define high mileage?

What’s it to you? Hand in your pants? Hand in her panties? How about medium mileage?

Finding an oasis in the desert

Anyone who has ever visited foggy old Albion (or, to the less poetic amongst us, England) is likely to have had a pretty dismal lap dancing experience. The law, here at least, is more anti-ass than an ass itself. Whilst you are perfectly entitled to pay for sex with whomever is offering and happens to take your fancy, the idea of going to a club to experience a quality dance is beyond the pale. Strip clubs exist, albeit in ever falling numbers, but are largely empty and seemingly cater for groups of men who stumble out of pubs with no expectations beyond staring at tits, stag parties led by a best man who, having failed to arrange decent entertainment, is desperately…

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New Site is coming soon...

The new site should control the troll population, but until that time, if you think any account should be deleted, just post it here. I will take a look.

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New Jersey is Amazing!

I finally found an area in nyc area other than Queens which is good. Manhattan and Fairfield County are the worst (don't believe otherwise). Queens is decent (downhill recently). NJ is amazing. Reviews will follow. Muddys summary is unbelievably thorough…

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I am Tic Tac Famous!!!

I am so famous dat Tic Tac sends me emails of videos dey think I like! I da Kang of da trolls mane!

Politics

Buffalo mass shooter and Skibum share views on immigrants minorities democrats

https://youtu.be/kezaiocchvA In regards to the Buffalo mass shooting. Skibum said "CHANINGING DEMOGRAPHICS = Buffalo." Apparently the racist mass shooter agrees. That's the motive. The belief that immigrants and Democrat supporting minorities must be killed to replace their demographics with white…

FKK Forum

FKK Globe Zurich 10 June

Guys, I’m going to FKK Globe in Zurich on 10 June, I am informed it’s the best FKK, even better than Sharks and Oase in Germany. BJ parties on Fridays followed by full lesbian shows. I’m told Globe has the hottest…

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Club schedules and temperature

One of the clubs posts a schedule on their online site. They had 4 new dancers listed on schedule, I stayed several hours into the night shift and only one of those new dancers showed up and she did…

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Woman misses husband, shoots bystander at strip club

I had posted this as a routine 2AMer but there is now more to the story. EMMETT TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WWMT) — A weekend of violence in West Michigan with four separate shootings left two people dead. As of Monday, investigators said…

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Charged with Battery

Hottie had her trademark disco-ball buttplug in, but the flashing LEDs were off. Mentioning this during our VIP pregame, she was sad that the batteries were dead and she had no extras. But her entire demeanor brightened after I brought in…

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Is inflation impacting local club attendance?

Around here, the clubs have been going gangbusters for well over a year. Indeed the J'ville clubs were the busiest I've ever seen them since I moved down here almost a decade ago. But over the past few weeks the…

Politics

How Democrats will fix things

Inflation, supply chain, baby formula, war with Russia, tension with China, open borders, urban violence, mass shootings, CoVid, failing schools. Which issues are the most urgent ? Democrats had a coordinated response this week explaining what we should really worry…

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What are people doing?

College enrollment is down Grad school applications are slightly increasing but schools are still waiving application fees and GRE/GMAT scores for applicants Hiring / Recruitment is still difficult. Even before COVID strip club attendance seemed to be declining.…

Fuck a girl you really don't want to fuck? Maybe.

If no one is going to go to the ball park, no one is going to stop them. That wisdom from Yogi Berra has its corollary in sex clubs. If there’s no good reason for most men to go to a sex club, that’s not going to stop them. I’ve been to a bunch. And I can say with some authority that there is no good reason to go. If you get laid – and that is a major “if” – it’s not going to be with a porn star. If you’re the lottery winner, it’s going to be with a partner more average than you dare imagine. It’s going to be less erotic and more pathetic than you’d like. And…

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Who usually has control of the relationship

Do strippers and escorts tend to date or marry doormat kind of guys who they can control? Does the dancer/escort being a single mother increase the likelihood of this? Is it true they follow a strategy of entering relationships with…

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Illegal Atlanta strip club busted...drugs, guns, etc

City of South Fulton. Story & video: https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/south-fulton-county/south-fulton-police-raid-house-they-say-is-an-illegal-strip-club-full-drugs/OH2Y4P5G3NFJZBLGDHMEOORZUM/

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I don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks...

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdGeX7nk/?k=1 ^^^ Ooooooh its like dat mofo!!!

Tijuana

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I have been using this app for a long time https://www.google.com/intl/ru/gmail/about/

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Evansville, Indiana

I know what your thinking is “where the fuck is that again?” And you probably never spent one second of your life specifically thinking about this place. I just came by there and it’s got somewhat of club scene, like…

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Buffalo: It's Time to Ban Guns

I've always loved guns. Me and my buddies used to like to go out and shoot in the woods so we could feel manly and compensate for our small pps. But after seeing this massacre in Buffalo, we'll folks, I'm sickened.…

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Hay icey

If you walked into a room with 100 dicks, how many would you choke on?

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Battle Creek, MI 2AMer

EMMETT TOWNSHIP, Mich. — One person was hospitalized after a shooting outside of the Vegas Strip Gentleman's Club in Emmett Township, early Sunday morning. The Emmett Police Department was looking for the suspect involved in the shooting that took place around…

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Street Cred?

A question that nicespice asked me the other night made me think of this topic. She asked if I would have posted my "Maximizing OTC When Traveling" article from 13 years ago if I knew then what I know…

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Atlanta 18+ clubs

Are there any 18 and up clubs in Atlanta anymore? I know Boomers was 18+ back in the day, but it seems like the rest are 21+. I met a new 20 year old friend yesterday and she's very interested in…

Politics

Frank James pleads not guilty. Says he's a victim of the mental health system

https://blackchronicle.com/new-york-subway-suspect-frank-james-enters-a-not-guilty-plea-in-brooklyn-federal-court/ Mr. Mayor, I’m a victim of your mental health program,” James said in one video. “I’m 63 now full of hate, full of anger, and full of bitterness.”