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Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Last hurrah

When I was a slightly younger man, I spent way too much time and money in Curves. This was about five years ago. I had some lasting memories from there, both on the main floor…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I won't repeat

I went to Fantasy world at 3:30am on a Friday night. The cover was $15. But I printed the coupon from their website and got half off the cover charge. The club was very crowded…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Safe, good value, good times!

I dont go to clubs often, i was driving by Albany one Thursday night, felt horny, decided to take a chance. As a matter of fact first time since Covid. Overall a very positive experience!…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Yawn.

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hot Monday afternoon at Playgrounds

I have been to Playground a few times. I have had good experiences but never been to VIP room. The club is not very big but it is small and cozy. It has a nice…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Sunday Funday at Subi's

Couples are not allowed in the back together anymore, except on Thursday nights(Couples nights), so beware if you are bringing your wife girlfriend etc etc. Subi's is a club that when it's good, its…

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I think that Skifredo bought a car!

Get a load of this gem: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/w30lr1/oc_cowboy_butts_make_him_nuts/ There is a lot to unpack here. The “Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts” bumper sticker is what convinced me it was Skifredo. But you should also check out the bumper sticker declaring that the driver…

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Dancer business card

Last night a girl gave me her "business card" after a truly memorable performance in VIP. It included her Instagram, Onlyfans and Snapchat usernames, a cute pic of her and her gmail account. She was also kind enough…

The Torch Lounge

Boise, Idaho

First time visiting The Torch!

Wife and I went on a Friday night, was to be *wet t-shirt night* at the bikini bar so thought it would be fun. Arrived around 10 and it was packed ( $5 cover…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

LONG READ// A Gem of a Club

Preface: I’ve posted one review of a recent trip to TJ. I’ve spent a lot of time reading reviews since then. Thinking about my own previous visits - clearly without the expertise you have. I…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

hk management…

unfortunately it’s changing a little bit in tijuana… especially at hong kong club with the change of attitudes of management and probably the owners… taking away some of the fun and expectations of the experience. raising costs, rule changes and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

When am I going back to Detroit?

I had some business in Michigan which gave me a few evenings to myself. I decided to explore the local bar scene. For science of course. I had done my research. Reached…

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Slummin' It in Detroit

Alright guys. Planning on making my first visit to Detroit to visit a few of the clubs. I'm OK with getting dances from girls in the lower tier (older, plumper, etc). Really am just looking to get the most bang…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Cuties and a good time, with a stupid mistake by me

Man. Some ups and downs on this one for my June 2022 visit. I arrived around 6pm. Parked in a strip mall nearby and walked over. Paid cover ($15?) and got a drink ticket which…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Afternoon Delight

Mario’s is located just off route 395 in Webster. Last stop in MA before you cross into CT. If your on your way to Foxwoods or Mohegan to gamble coming from MA it’s a convenient…

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Making out with a stripper…extra?

I really like kissing preferably OTC or earlier on/ low volume girls for some maybe more obvious reasons but as long as it’s clean it makes sex so much hotter. It hit me though. Girls that do it go right…

Jaguars Gold Club

Odessa, Texas

Texas hating women, again

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid01UWAJpqreswqcXwsPqapzkUz946EXKYDeLaWQP6PraVsA3g5j5KbYB4askWwjFBQl&id=100064961193505 The police department put out a post online bragging about arrests they made because the club owners and managers were warned they weren’t complying with whatever business license the club was supposed to have. And the independent contractors working there…

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OT: Power Semicolons, recent books about

Are there any book about semicolons? Who cares? But... https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/pg-16-1.jpg https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2019/08/01/the-birth-of-the-semicolon/

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Why I love strippers

I give them money, they pretend to find me interesting and attractive. The money runs out, and they go away. It's so much simpler than trying to navigate "real" relationships!

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Can't wait to go back to Montana.

I stopped in on a Thursday night on my way through Montana. I had a long day on the road and Teasers seemed like a good place to unwind before stopping for the night. The layout…

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Arena Football - Does anyone care?

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-indoor-football-game-chaos-fight-breaks-out-escalates.amp I saw this pop up on my feed. Some low tier indoor football league in Texas. Players in gear fighting with fans. Does anyone really care about Arena Football? To me it’s all a bunch of…

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The Cheetahs in South Florida are for sale, owner is retiring

My buddy manages a club in West Palm, been in the biz since late 90s. Just text me, RCI Holdings, (Ricks Cabaret corp), bought Cheetah Hallandale. So Pompano and West Palm still for sale. That's interesting RCI going to…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Chicas wasn't bad

Stopped by after work, never been to this spot before. Thought about parking at a business nearby to save the fee, but the neighborhood isn't great, so I paid. Another 10 bucks at the door…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Guess I picked the wrong time

After reading reviews about Clancys I figured I'd give it a try. This place is easy to miss, no sign out front. Wasn't sure I was at the right place until I heard…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Had a good time, but things have certainly changed

Things have definitely changed here over the years. I was in town visiting friends a couple of weeks ago and stopped by on a Friday night at a little past midnight. By looking…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Couldn't Get Dancers' Attention, So No Dances

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

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Dancer Jealousy

One thing I’ve noticed in some of my recent visits is that more often then not the AA dancers in mixed clubs assume that I want a dance from all of them and that I am only attracted to AA…

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The ideal outfit for lap dances?

So I've been visiting a strip club in my city for about the past 5 years that features full friction lap dances, and a lot of the girls (not all), are OK with / help me cum in my pants.…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

This Place Is Dead Anyway

I was in town for some business and didn’t have a wingman to play the regular bar scene with. I did a customary search for nearby clubs and Goldfinger’s came up as an acceptably reviewed…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

First Timer Review

First time in a strip club and Penthouse Club was a great experience. All the girls (except for one) were at least 8s and performed excellently on the main stage. Full nudity is allowed, though…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Swing and miss Monday

Visited on a Monday later afternoon in hopes of meeting the elusive Kitty who was on the schedule. Parked on the street in front of the place. Sorted my cash into the $15…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah Pompano: Monday @ 12:30 pm

Visited about an hour after opening today. Parking lot was about 25% full though many of the patrons looked to be old timers there for the food. I was scoping things out for later in…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Hot girl but mostly a tease

This was the first time back to a club since Covid. I have been to Downtown Cabaret a few times before because it is an incredible old looking library building that projects a very clean…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

hit or miss but good this day

this place is located right on passyunk ave and 61st... there is a big parking lot there with and adult store and some other places.. you cant miss this place it is right on the…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice chill time on A Tuesday Afternoon

I stopped by Clancys on a Tuesday afternoon, i usually prefer day time strip club vibe as opposed to night time where it turns into a club and a money throwing contest. There were about…

Platinum Cabaret

Yuma, Arizona

2022 REVIEW!!!!!!!

2022 REVIEW! Hello everyone, I trust you all are well. I visited the club last night for the first time since my last review in December 2021. Exterior of the club is unchanged. One entry/exit on…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday

Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even…

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NUT JOB PULLS GUN ON WOMEN FOR NOT THANKING HIM

https://youtu.be/YYCc-oK_Bc4 this is why gun regulations are needed.

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Satisfaction for the money spent.

I decided to explore this club after having burnt dollars on usual strip clubs. This is definitely a unique experience. I drove over to the industrial area around 5.30pm. Parking was available right in front…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Typical OGD shenanigans

This review is from a Friday a few weeks back, before all the riots started. Was bored at home so went out. Got to the bar and it was packed, had to drive around for…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Quality is on the Upswing

Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you know…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

First time post pandemic and not much has changed

Every time I come to ebony Inn, I remember why I don't come here very often. Its not in a nice part of town, but its safe as long as you park across the…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Amazing Experience

Sharks Club is located in an industrial area in Darmstadt. You can get there by taking train and bus, or taking a train to Darmstadt Nord and then walking or getting a taxicab. It is…

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Would You Let A Computer Be Your Lawyer?

Yes or No?

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

they reopened but…

they no longer sell alcohol and it’s 18+ instead of 21+. open wednesday-saturday from 7:00pm-2:30am as per their instagram @spice.house.reno

Does she hate condoms 'cause she's a skank?

... or is she a skank because she hates condoms? Sgrayeff's raw pussy article sent me on a trip down memory lane. Why is it the skankiest girls that always want to bareback? My first P4P was a skinny brunette single mom who was really pissed that I insisted on covering it up. The more she complained, the more I insisted. The other was actually chronologically earlier by about a year, but a civvie. We were at a conference in Oak Brook. I made a friend from NYC who looked like a Puerto Rican Luis Guzman. There was a skinny brunette from the Carolinas who was a bit of a MILF. She had…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Return to the Shady Lady

I haven't been here for a couple of years, but I still enjoyed my time. One thing that surprised my was the cover charge has gone up to $20, but I may be remembering an…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

What to do with 22,000 $1 bills?

PROVIDENCE — The Cadillac Lounge has its routine down pat: Each Monday, management makes a trip to the bank to get thousands of one-dollar bills. As the week goes on, the Providence strip club will gradually trade all of…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Keep coming back.

So I’ve been going here off and on for the past 7-8 years. I haven’t been going as regular as I use to so I don’t know any of the girls or bartenders (I miss…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow Sunday Afternoon - But Entertained

Visited mid-afternoon on a Sunday. 2 girls...both spinners (1 dyed blonde and one brunette). A third girl (thick AA) was drinking, but not yet on the clock. The blonde hopped onto the…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Good Repeat to JS in Afternoon

Repeat trip to jet strip during a recent business trip to LA. I am finding JS to be the most reliable club near LAX and post Covid. There was app. 10 dancers and a…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

A Nice Friday Afternoon

Driving through Austin and felt the need for a beautiful woman in my lap so I stopped at XTC at around 3 on a Friday afternoon. Parked around the side and walked in.…

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This body positivity nonsense needs to stop

For the love of God eat a fucking salad. Hayley Hasselhoff, model and David Hasselhoff’s daughter, celebrates her curves on runway for Miami Swim Week https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/hayley-hasselhoff-david-hasselhoff-daughter-miami-swim-week

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Best Club in COI area

Going to be back in COI area in two weeks on a Saturday, wondering what everyone thinks is the top place there? I’ve been to Synn a few times, had one good time and a few let downs. How do…

Minx

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Minx is a beautiful bar, but don't go expecting a strip club...it ain't

After reading some reviews, I had to see this place for myself since I happened to be in the Norfolk area. It was hard to imagine a club reviewed on this site where the dancers…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Interesting time.

This visit was a bit unique. If you're more interested in what you can expect in general at this club and not so much what made this particular trip a bit different feel free to…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Disappointed this round, but I’ll be back

I did it again. This time I headed over to Rhino COI because I had nothing to do and thoroughly enjoyed my last visit. ‘Twas about 6:30pm when I checked in with doorman. This time…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday is for all the cheapskate PLs

Finally took the plunge and decided to head out to CoI. Big Mistake coming here on a Thursday night. Place was absolutely packed with guys for the $80 15 min VIP special. I’m talking an…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Fourth of July dud

Went in on fourth of July the club had been promoting that they were going to be open and they had things planned. I get there at 6. General layout the club is in a…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Don’t bother before 9

I haven’t stopped here in a long time so I decided to stop in and have a few drinks and see what happens. It was a Monday after work around 8. I had just…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

A Night Trip

I stopped by Trips around 8pm Friday. There were about 20-25 girls working. The majority of the girls were Cuban and didn't speak English that well. The club has 2 levels, downstairs there are 2…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Same ol' Cheetah's, keep your head on a swivel

Overall, Cheetah's consistently has the hottest dancers in Salem. This is a club in North Salem that as others have noted, does not serve alcohol and a high cover ($15 if I recall), which I…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Welcome Back

After 2 hours of hoping the line-up would improve at Desires I gave up and stopped here on the way home. Very few cars in the parking lot and based on recent visits I…

Bomb City Cabaret

Amarillo, Texas

Pothole’s Bump

Word of advice, DO NOT go on a Sunday. According to employees it’s their slowest night. Location: The club sits on about 8 acres so parking isn’t a problem. The parking lot is well lit, gravel…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Turks isn't so bad

I came back from the airport and was parked in a different lot than I usually park. Coming out I noticed Lou Turks and had to stop in. It's in Essington, but in a…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Fantastic night at Gold Rush

Love this club. Went last Tuesday with a buddy after dinner nearby. You walk in and there's a lower floor with a stage in the middle and a bar in the back. You can walk…

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Champagne Room

I am really leaning towards skipping my usual visits and saving for the champagne room with one of my ATF. Knowing the cost is close to $700 is FS almost guaranteed and have any went to champagne room and getting…

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Seen too many ROBS

The last dance I got was really good and she was actually giving a lot of extra time. In the moment though I was thinking this chick is trying to do multiple dances without asking to raise up the price.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Fresh faces, blue balls but will return

My early arrival around 2 started with a cursory pat down by the security guy. He wanted to make sure "I didn't have any bombs" I laughed and so did the dancer with a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

My Turn!

LOCATION The GPS address for the club is 28 Sims Avenue, Providence, RI. Exterior Building is two story brightly painted block building in a rundown but not unsafe area of Providence with ample parking next to the building…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Delilah's- pretty quiet establishment with attractive dancers

I usually visit Delilah's of TR at noon. When you walk in the front entrance, the establishment is dark-it actually takes a few minutes to become accustomed to the change in light. They…

The Nile Gentlemen's Club

Eugene, Oregon

Most entertaining venue in Eugene

Though it isn’t saying much, the Nile is probably the best thing you could do in Eugene on a Saturday night. At the first impression, the exterior of the building and the clientele in the…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

RIP Rick’s Cabaret San Antonio

Well, here’s an update on the changing of the SC scene in San Antonio. Rick’s Cabaret in San Antonio is no more. This place off Brewster St is undergoing a renovation/rebranding as Jaguar’s Cabaret (Also an…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

A gem among the below average.

I showed up at EB at about 10:30 on a Thursday night. Paid $5 to get in and found the club to be surprisingly busy. As soon as I sat down I was accosted by…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Bar with girls in bikini.

Place hasn't been reviewed in a while so I swung by after a day if meetings. Got there around 10. There was a $10 cover and a metal detector. There is a bar to…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you like Big Booty White Girls.. please read whole Review!

Went to Little Darlings in Vegas on Friday July 15th 2022. There is a huge parking lot, and the parking is free. So parking your car is no worries here. After doing my research and…

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BENNIFER TIE THE KNOT

i just turned onto the local news station moments ago and the main news at this moment is that jlo and ben affleck have tied the knot. i was wondering what took them so long? my guess is that it…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

back to type

I hate when reputations and stereotype prove themselves. I am far from alone in the near-perpetual complaint about the all too predictable stereotypic dancer at Bogart's - too thick ! - and rarely the exception…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunday fun day with Paisley

The parking lot was full. It accommodates about 25 cars. I paid my $15 cover which gets you in plus a soda. Inside there are two stages one big and one small.…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Encore gets another chance from yours truly and fails again

It's Saturday night! It's the time of the night when it should be most busy. I pull down the street and I only see 3 cars outside. Normally it is packed because the parking…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

A Rose by any other name...

This location is very nice, it is almost a warehouse looking brick building but clean, well lit and a spacious parking lot. When you walk in there is a pretty girl at the door,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I’m addicted to hot vegas strippers

I think I have a new addiction and it’s the 10s at this club. I went last night (Saturday around 11pm) and there were already 30-40+ girls all around. I went alone tonight (I’m…

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Gun control

Three people are dead, and three people are injured with conditions unknown after multiple police departments responded to an active shooter at Greenwood Park Mall Sunday afternoon, according to the Greenwood Police Department. An eyewitness tells News 8 that a…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Friday afternoon at the ship

Visited on Friday afternoon about 2pm. Parked in the back. Looks like some Valet if you want but bypassed that. Went inside. Cover was $7 I think. Girl was nice. Gave her $3.…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Friday Orange Country Recon - part 3

On Friday July 15, 2022 I drove the 70 miles from my home for first time visits to 3 clubs in Orange County. I am writing reviews of each of these. The third one was…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Friday Orange County Recon - part 2

On Friday July 15, 2022 I drove the 70 miles from my home for first time visits to 3 clubs in Orange County. I am writing reviews of each of these. The second one was…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Friday Orange County Recon - part 1

On Friday July 15, 2022 I drove the 70 miles from my home for first time visits to 3 clubs in Orange County. I am writing reviews of each of these. The first…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Upgraded talent at Porthole

I and others have described this club before. Nothing has changed - you still stink like cigarette smoke after leaving. The booths are shared which is the worst part about it. The greatest change from…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ok visit

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon. Plenty of parking, place looks small from the road but then you pull in and realize the place keeps going. Extends to the other side of the parking lot.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Thursday Night after happy hour.

Went here on a Thursday night and this place has a lot of Varity but it depends on the day. Sometime it is mostly Russians along with a few Asians, maybe a Latina or…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not What It Used To Be But Still Fun

- [x] ID checked YES - [ ] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector YES - [x] Pat down YES Cover $10 My first trip to G2k in three years. Club: building on corner, street Parking used to be difficult…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cheerleaders review. I recommend it

I've visited this club twice now. Let me say I'm new to the club scene it's been 3 months since I'v visited my first club. Let me tell you something, I never knew why visiting…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Nice Saturday

Stopping in after a long day in Austin. $5 and I was in. The club is right off the freeway, so it was so easy to find. Fairly nice parking lot plenty of lights.…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Low Key visit

this Review is of two visits one on a Tuesday, and the other on Thursday evening early July. Last visit was pre pandemic. This has always been one my stops in LV when i…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Tuesdays with Scrub … or … HiLiter is a completely different club during the day

When I was last in Phoenix for work, my schedule wasn’t great for clubbing. I was flying in on a Sunday afternoon and out on Tuesday around 5p, plus I had actual meetings and meals…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Afternoon delight

Stopped by after visiting Sugars about 4-5 weeks ago. Probably about 1pm or so. As usual lots of cars, but always seems like more cars than mongers or dancers, who knows! Usual…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Quiet Noon Visit

Stopped in about noon about 4 weeks ago, (yea I know late report) as I was in the area and had time to kill. I had not been in this general area since pre…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

UJ's still has it!

My first visit in a couple of years and this place doesn't disappoint. Fairly crowded on a Friday night around midnight when I popped in after a metal show nearby. Vibe was pleasantly similar to…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Saturday Night around 8:45 - 12

I went in a little after opening on Saturday. The place is very clean and the woman are very attractive. One woman did get upset when I explained that I just wanted to soak in…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Not worth visiting right now

I've been sort of going to this club regularly for a few months, but that may be ending. This is a composite of the last few visits. This club was always VERY hit or miss depending on…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Better than I thought it’d be

I haven’t been here on a night shift in at least 10 years but after drinking way to much (& meeting a rob) at flight club and not enjoying the “new” vibe at silver criket…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Super Friendly Brazilian Girls

On Tuesday I decided to go to Silk City and I was learned that they cater to guys with very deep pockets. So afterwards, having shallow pockets, I decided to go down the…

Silk City Gentlemen's Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Cool Place, but too Rich for me, not worth it.

I was last at this location in January and since then there have been no other reviews. For a physical description of Silk City please refer to my previous review. With that said…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

It was just an ok trip

The club is at the corner of Valley Blvd and Hacienda. Lap dance 2 for 40 couch 100$ 15 and 180$ 30 min VIP Entrance is 15$ One drink minimum for 10$, but they will hound you No alcohol, full…

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Back on Seeking

Thank you Subraman. About a month ago, I started the following thread about getting banned from Seeking.com : https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79994 They said I was soliciting, which I was not. But I do think I figured out why I was…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Great Saturday Night at Bucks VIP

Arrived after midnight, the place was hopping. 25+ girls working, quite a few 8s and 9s. The club is a pretty decent size, with semi private areas along the side. We started out at one…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Could do a lot worse for the money

I stopped by on a Friday half past noon, and was immediately greeted by the bartender, Misty (or Missy, not quite sure) who poured me a ginger ale for $4. She asked if I had…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Decent Lap Dances. Just Keep Your Expectations Low.

The Playground has never been high mileage. It’s a place to go for a decent lap dance before or after the main course in a smaller intimate setting. Lap dances are only topless but you’ll…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Nice first visit at RI Dolls

Part of a 3 club visit this weekend. Apologies for details but some trips were on the shorter side and I don't typically have great memory for dancers. I don't live too far away but had…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Boardroom first visit

Part of a 3 club visit this weekend. Apologies for details but some trips were on the shorter side and I don't typically have great memory for dancers. This was my second club of the weekend,…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

First visit to Mario's

Part of a 3 club visit this weekend. Apologies for details but some trips were on the shorter side and I don't typically have great memory for dancers. Like the others I visited this weekend, this…

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IG Fitness Progress and Shooting Your Shot

You ever wonder how some of these IG girls with their fitness journeys got followed on your accounts? I've got three or four where I can't figure out which stripper tree they're on. And then noticed that a couple of…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Not recommended

I arrived at Palomino shortly before midnight on Saturday. There were a few customers in front of me waiting to go through the metal detector. The guy working security at the door was…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Super Soaker Saturday

Not one of my usual stops. Topless only onstage, and six months ago all fuglies. Only one exception this time, and she rocked my world. Sorry. Gotta read all the boring stuff first. Ooh, the suspense. DR…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Average experience at sugars

Recently discovered this site and thought i will add my recent experience at sugars. Visited on Thursday evening around 4:30ish. Was not asked for any cover. This is a smallish club with not much parking as…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fantastic night at Treasures

I read a promising review from another member of the site and decided to check out Treasures just past midnight on Saturday. My timing wasn’t good as I arrived rights after two party buses…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I could have skipped this..

On my way home, I decided to pass by Synn. I’ve been a handful of time before the pandemic but haven’t visited since. Building was easy to find, as it was right on the corner…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Still the top gentleman's club to me

I have not been into SR since the pandemic, but used to come in regularly on weeknights since I used to spend a lot of time in LV for work. This trip was purely pleasure…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

VIP Pricing?

Does anyone know the cost of VIP at Polekatz? And if you've had a VIP dance there, what did you think of it? I can't find a VIP mention in the reviews. I'm thinking of spending a few days in Chicago…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Skipped the front bar

Found myself in town for a wedding and decided to drop in. This trip went straight to the back room as they were closed on my previous visit. I certainly was not disappointed. Cover was…

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I phones have downs syndrome

And one plus phones are I Phones retarded little brother. Samsung is the best

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Nice, friendly vibe and gourmet food

Years ago this was my go-to club, but things began to deteriorate slowly: the lap dance price went up from $20 to $25, they stopped doing in-house food service (the food used to be excellent),…

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OT: Background checks

I won a gun in a raffle last month, a Beretta 9mm APX carry, nice little hand gun. I had it transferred to a gun dealer near my home and went by to pick it up. They had…

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Baseball Star Turns Down Biggest Contract In MLB History

Twenty-three-year-old star outfielder Juan Soto has reportedly refused the largest contract in MLB history, despite the great lengths the Washington Nationals went to keep him. Soto declined his team’s 15-year $440 million contract offer, multiple sources reported Saturday. The deal would…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Another Slow/Sad Saturday Night

I didn’t have the time or energy to make a long drive to a better club. Much of the details are the same as my previous review. Skip to the “dancers” section for the main…

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

Not the happening Expose, but still a chill and cozy place

Went around 4PM on weekday. Free Parking. Cheerful lady at the door said "welcome back to Red Rose!". Then she realized mistaking me for someone else. But I interjected "even tho we never met, we…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Taking it easy on a Sunday night

Arrived around 10:45 on Sunday night. Cover was $15. It was pretty dead - there was around 10 girls there. Highballs were $10. I'm sure that most people on this site are familiar with the layout…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Enough girls around but rather chubby

I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by a lot of…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Booby Trap - much different than the owner's Detroit clubs

The owner of Booby Trap is a legend in the industry and I have spent a small fortune at his Detroit clubs when my career had me covering the Motor City. I have met…

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Strip Club Tour

Soon I will find myself in the exceedingly rare (for me) situation of being unencumbered by homefront obligations for an entire week. This has left me wondering if I should consider spending part or all of that time on…

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NO Joke

Lawyer accuses Fresno law firm of sex harassment after boss’s ‘dirty behavior’ at strip club Read more at: https://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/article263509318.html#storylink=cpy

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Hunter Biden had the finest prostitutes

Out of all the celebrity prostitute scandals Hunter Biden had some fine FINE hookers in his stable. Respect. Compare that to prostitutes linked to Tiger Woods or Trump, Hunter wins no contest. Whatever can be said about this dude he knew…

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OT: PISSED OFF WOMEN TENNIS PLAYERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BphE_3EXdAc i always knew that serena williams was real strong but damn!!! the damage to those rackets!!!

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OT: Victim Fights Off Two Attempted Muggers In Philadelphia Shootout

A man managed to fight off two armed assailants in Philadelphia while being shot twice. Video from nearby buildings recorded a 46-year-old man fighting off two armed attackers in the early afternoon on Monday. The attempted muggers fled the scene in…

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OT: I'm sure it was just an accident

"Constipated Iranian Man Goes To Hospital. His Rear End Holds A Surprise" A constipated Iranian man went to the hospital only because his wife was concerned about his refusal to eat, his abdominal pain, and what they found inside his rectum…

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OT: Infamous Cartel Boss With $20M Bounty Nabbed In Mexico

Authorities arrested Mexican drug lord Rafael Caro Quintero of the infamous Sinaloa Cartel on Friday. Caro Quintero was highly sought by the U.S. government, taking a place on the FBI’s “Ten Most Wanted” list with a $20 million bounty. The U.S.…

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Coming to terms with and accepting the reality that your institutionalized

It’s dawned on me that my natural habitat is in the strip club. It seems I can leave it but it can’t leave me. Some recent signs -I was at the library and told the librarian, loudly I might add. “Has…

Tijuana

Hotel Cascadas vs Hotel Rizo De Oro

Cost increases and rule changes at Hong Kong and Hotel Cascadas have been mentioned recently in a few reviews and discussions. I had planned to stay at Cascadas during my next trip but, I may be rethinking that. Has anyone…

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New to SCs; Best spots in NJ (with extras if possible)

Started frequenting clubs recently and very very new to all this and reading many discussions and reviews it seems things are changing in NJ regarding extras and some clubs closing and re-opening. Seems Hitching Post got into some trouble…

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Club Desire Crew Explained

https://youtu.be/wx_ZNn-_klk In the end it is like this... https://youtu.be/qC9sl2XokbM

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Who LIKES Fireworks?

I think this group's opinion might have changed a little bit..

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Blonde Cubans

I just have to take a moment to rave about a couple of blonde Cubans I met earlier this week. They reminded me of a blonde Costa Rican I met at Follies, but she was in a league of…

Doing the Deed on Lake Mead

There are certain things young women cannot resist. Besides puppies, handbags, Instagram selfies, and shopping, one of those things is boats. My favorite weekend activity the last several years is bringing sugar babies and strippers out on my Lake Mead houseboat for a day of drinking, swimming, sunbathing, fishing, and whatever else we end up doing. I have yet to be turned down. Naturally, these young ladies show up in skimpy bikinis and want to get wild. I will admit that I have been going to the gentlemen’s clubs less and less because taking promiscuous young women out on the houseboat is a much better use of my time and money. The only purpose I have left for trolling the…

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Ex-N.J. strip club manager becomes fugitive after convicted in drugging, rape

At this point what NJ strip club manager is clean? Sheesh. https://www.nj.com/news/2022/07/ex-nj-strip-club-manager-becomes-fugitive-after-being-convicted-in-drugging-rape.html

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Spot the Homie

Ok, which one is iceydougee? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYzD_HIDuio

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Hot Girls Love McDonald's

https://nypost.com/2022/07/13/woman-climbs-into-mcdonalds-drive-thru-to-cook-her-own-order/ This girl wanted McDonald's so bad she climbed in the drive through window to cook her own food.

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Lawyers

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Leggs and Eggs

Can anyone who goes here for the Friday morning shift let me know how the talent is? I want to start off my Friday with some VIP but Unsure if there are quality girls here at that time. PM is

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Sex Worker on resume

Would you a hire a former sex worker? To me she has the perfect qualifications and experience for what I’m looking for. https://nypost.com/2022/07/14/woman-adds-sex-work-to-linkedin-profile-sparks-debate-respect-it/

Tijuana

HK new shenanigans

Gents, been a while since i posted. Couple reasons but that’s not important. What is important is the dumb ass shenanigans that HK is doing: My ex ATF told me in March that the Bar Girls (BG) are now required to…

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Ivana Trump first wife of former President Donald Trump died at home of unknown

Wow thats a surprise she was only 73 https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/14/politics/ivana-trump-death/index.html

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Difficulties adjusting to new clubs after a move

So, I'm struggling a bit and have been reluctant to post about it actually. So I recently moved from a city plentiful in quality ass for both ITC and OTC fun. I like creative, smart, a bit older dancers.…

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Today is national NUDE day.

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-nude-day-july-14/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I wonder how it will be celebrated in strip clubs?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Tuscl meetup idea: Me+scrubby+48cowboy

Is this scenario actually going to happen? Most likely not. But I think it would be freaking hilarious. And I would bribe the DJ however much I’d need to bribe to play this song, and it would make a great…

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SJG SHOWING GENEROSITY ON A GIRLFRIEND AUDITION

https://youtu.be/srSey0ApO-s 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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Americans Still Greatly Overestimate U.S. Gay Population

In a Gallup poll in 2002 people estimated the gay population to be about 20% This year it’s risen to 25% In actuality it’s less than 5% (although progressives try to push a number closer to 10%) It’s no surprise people vastly overestimate…

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A TUSCL DREAM $4 HOE

https://youtube.com/shorts/NYTHc1Gkemw?feature=share Affordable enough for tuscl members to not call her a rob. Cheap enough for Muddy to not butch about being too broke to get a hoes attention Black enough for papi chulo to pretend he's not racist and feed…

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Fill in the blank

This is (which TUSCL member) with an A-list hottie ? https://tuscl.net/photos/62d05d3c9395e

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What do you do when you see someone you know at the club?

What do you do when you see someone you know at the club? I’m not talking about dancers or club staff, or close friends or family, but maybe you see someone you know from work, the neighborhood, the country…

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In the USA; to be male, poor, and either African-American or Native-American is

Title couldn’t say it all. In the USA; to be male, poor, and either African-American or Native-American is to confront, on a daily basis, a deeply held racism that exists in every social institution, since the beginning of the Nation.

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Bizarre Discussions

Sitting in desires with a dancer I will call a "cf' although she was just the dancer I danced with the most. We are sitting at the bar and some guy is glaring at us. I mention it…

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How to spot a ROB part 2 via Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/vybsmh/things_to_do_in_vip/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I don't expect that any of us customers here would ever go for this shit. But in case you are, recognize what's happening and cut ties with any dancer shitty enough to do these things. It was refreshing however to…

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Buying Drinks For The Whole Club

It was a late Saturday afternoon at an Indiana gentlemen's club. I had a great day and was full of joie de vivre. I told the waitress. "I'm buying everyone in here a Jager Bomb." She looked shocked. I had…

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OT: More democrat power-grabbing

L.A. County Board Moves To Give Itself Power To Oust Sheriff From Office "It appears you are making yourselves the judge, jury, and executioner for the office of the sheriff, nullifying the will of the voters.” The Los Angeles County Board of…

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WNBA Trophy

Sorry for another WNBA post, the league doesn’t deserve this much conversation. But if you follow any sports news, no doubt you’ve seen countless stories and photos making fun of the small stature of the trophy Kelsey Plum…

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Dipped into retirement (401 K, IRA, etc) to support your stripper habit?

Or even reduced your savings for retirement to pay for your clubbing? I have not and I'm a stickler about this. I have a budget and stick to it in a disciplined way. But I smoke cigars with a couple financial…

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Info about Belize

A week long trip to Belize is coming. It is a new place for me. Any information about fun in Belize would be greatly appreciated.