Brand New Best Telephone Road club in 2022

4348 Telephone Road is real address of the club. This is a BYOB club, you must bring your own beer or hard liquor. There are mandatory $ single digit fees for mixers, cups, or snacks. I'd say this place has a $5 cover, which is the nacho chips.

There was a very friendly divorced monger here who knew alot about adult scene in Houston. He has a favorite korean model here but she was sleeping on a sofa with a pillow over her head for the first house. Eventually she got up, when to the bathroom, and came over and got with her sugar daddy. Bartender was probably the other dancer. The monger more or less made his own drinks behind the bar, then came over and sat on the customer side, if the bartender was in the bathroom. A family environment here. The korean model was post menopause, I gave up. The one and only asian dancer here, has bounced around Houston before, and can be googled herself on other sites if you know her model name. I'd never bother tipping her unless I had grey hair myself tho.

No music, no TV, dead silence except for the wind noise of the AC. This club is brand new. Less than 1 year old. Looks like a Moxy or W hotel lobby on the inside. There is a VIP area, unknown prices. As this is friday night, with 1 dancer total, I'm not sure I'd come back unless it was because its BYOB business model. Wish I could take phone photographs of me in the club, it looked so nice inside, but a lack of girls. maybe it will pick up one day.