Rick Dugan came strutting into the club, we didn't know what hit us

Rick Dugan busted down the door, full strut, Kool Aid man style.

White suit gleaming so bright it blinded us all, shimmy shaking and boogie baking with great vigor and relentlessness.

We didn't have time to react...

We didn't stand a chance...

The men fought bravely...but many lives were lost...

*cough* Aragorn, my sword

Tell the children *cough* Tell the children...I've lived a good life *cough* *cough* but...all good things...all good things must come to an end....aahhhharrrghhhh...💀