Worthwhile and Within Expectations

Went to Diamond Cabaret on a Wednesday night from 9:30pm until 11:30pm. I had $150 in cash (whoa! Big spender I know, its pathetic) and I was contemplating what club will get me the most enjoyment for limited funds. I remembered DC used to have $10 chair massages while you sit in your floor seat and convinced myself that would be gratifying. Additionally, IMO, Diamond has arguably the best looking women in Denver, and I was looking for quality body/looks tonight, not necessarily extras.

The Club

Located in Downtown within walking distance to the convention center and a handful of nice hotels. A medium-large sized club with 4 stages and 2 bars, although only 1 bar was open on a Wednesday night. Cover charge was $10. I parked at a meter for $1.50 in quarters (no need to pay meter after 10pm) so I could avoid Valet (which was busy parking a Lamborghini SUV). The club is nice and professionally run, the bathroom has a (non English speaking) troll, the furniture, carpets, lighting, etc. are nice and I think they have a cigar bar. They also had 2 yoga-pant-wearing youngins’ selling hookah at your tables… forgive my naiveté, but the hookah smoking device looked like the Stanley cup with plastic tubing coming out from every side. The Hooka girls sold availability with an ipad menu and wielded the amazing power of their 20-year-old asses’ in yoga pants. All-in-all a nice professional place.