I'd Never Felt More Safe Around a Customer than I did With This One
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Blow me. 😙 Pronouns: hoe/heaux
Thursday, September 1, 2022 2:23 AM
This is a *paraphrased* conversation with a customer I did two dances with at the beginning of night shift today. I was not amused and this guy was insufferable. He said a lot of other creepy stuff, but I'm still at work, hence the paraphrased shortened version. ...He was trying to get me to tell him where exactly I live at one point, too. 😬
"Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?"
"No."
"Why not?! You should!"
"I don't want or need one."
"You should want one. You'll want to date me. Do you find me attractive? What are you into anyway?"
"I'm into people who don't drink and drive." (Dude was 5 drinks/shots in at 8pm)
"Oh, so you don't like to drink? I'll make you drink."
*Silence from me worried I'm going to be r*ped or murdered or some shit*
"Well I just moved back from Texas and am living out a hotel. I'll move in with you until I find somewhere!"
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