What A RipOff

I rarely go to this club, because mostly the strippers who work there are not necessarily "hot", many are past their prime, and the vibe is all about tasteless "extras", which I'm not into with any dancer, and especially with un-interesting (to me, obviously) ones. Additionally, the place feels dirty, the restrooms are scummy, and the lighting is very poor.

So, you ask, why the heck was I there today? Well, I wanted to check it out on Wednesday, which is supposed to be their "flagship" day, where they offer a 1/3 discount on a 15 minute VIP ($80 instead of $120), so I headed over there today (I figured that based on the law of averages, there'd be a few pretty petite girls working, since there are more girls Wednesdays than on a regular day -- I actually was right about that, lol). I expected the parking lot to be full, and close to standing-room-only inside, just like the Synn clubs are on Thursday, their big day. So I was surprised to find the place basically empty for about 2 hours during prime afternoon time (2:30-4:30) -- just 3-4 customers. But I soon found out why.

I met a petite girl there, named Ivy, who was obviously a newbie, and even though I knew a VIP dance with her would yield naught, I figured it's only $80, and she was very sweet, so why not? We went to pay for the dance, and the guy told us that it's only for 10 minutes. So it's no bargain at all, since $120 for 15 is the same rate as $80 for 10 (they claim that you can at least get into the VIP for less than usually, but apparently, given the lousy attendance, the customer base doesn't agree!).