Miami Beach needs better options.
I was in Miami Beach and didn’t want to go across the bridge into Miami. While Miami has lots of great options for fun, this is the only SC on the beach side. Well, it seems they very much realize they are the only game in town so they know they don’t have to try very hard. (And know that they can over charge for everything)
As you walk by, there’s always a few girls outside sitting on the infamous chair/throne trying to convince you to come in. This time, there was only one girl - probably a 7 or 8 in looks but a 2 in personality or even interest in playing the part. This should have been a red flag but against my better judgement, I paid the cover and went in. The place was pretty dead with very few people there and not many “dancers”. Now granted it was a Tuesday, but I was surprised there was still so little energy. A couple of girls went immediately for the hard sell for a private dance almost before I could even sit down. Of course that’s pretty typical here. Got bored quickly and eventually left.
Overall this place is just a tourist trap with a monopoly on Miami Beach. Next time I’ll Uber over the bridge and find some better options.
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