Call of the Wild

rickdugan
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Last night I watched as three girls tag teamed a guy who was clearly drunk off his ass. His eyes were glazed over and his mouth even hung open at times. One of the waitresses even got in on the act. I left the club before it was over, but I can only imagine how much they ultimately milked him for.

It was a scene right out of one of those Nature Channel shows, where the pack chases down and eventually kills the slowest/weakest herd animal. I know one of the girls involved fairly well and have had a lot of fun with her over the years, but I also know that she (like many of them) is a hustler who will gladly relieve you of your wallet if you let her.

Watching this play out was an entertaining reminder of the differences in experiences between those who keep their heads on straight and those who lack self control.

Anyone else see something like this play out recently?

19 comments

  • EastCoaster
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    2 years ago
    ^ Wait till he sees his credit card statement...
  • Muddy
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    2 years ago
    Yeah watch the alcohol you WILL do stupid shit. I’m glad this is not me, I paid my tuition already, don’t need to go back for a doctorate.
  • Cashman1234
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    2 years ago
    Rick I’m sorry you had to witness my goodwill trip to your area! I was hoping to help out a few single hot moms, but I enjoyed a bit too much Oktoberfest cheer!

    If anyone found my Amex card - I’d appreciate it if you’d mail it to me. My Ceasar’s online casino app appears to not be working because of a $2000 charge for diapers at a Florida Publix….
  • Warrior15
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    2 years ago
    Were J-Lo or Cardi B involved in this Hustle ?

    https://www.indiewire.com/2019/07/hustle…


  • rickdugan
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    2 years ago
    The funniest part was the waitress/bartender. I never saw her shake her ass like that before - she has never been a dancer. But she gave a little ass wiggle for the bleary eyed guy to stare dumbly at.

    It's not like this guy was loud and throwing large bills around. If it was that type of party then I wouldn't have given any of this a second thought. On any given night it's always possible to find a guy looking to blow some steam and his wad. But that wasn't this guy - he was quiet and clearly not all there.

    No doubt the girl I previously identified above as one of my favorites was the lead architect of this group hustle. She's smart, been doing this for a long time and has the gift to gab. She also has a habit of spreading the goodwill a bit when she lands a live one, which I'm sure is how the waitress got involved.

    Like I said, it was fun to watch.
  • wallanon
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    2 years ago
    Not lately, but I saw two dancers and a doorgirl talking a drunk guy through how to pay with his credit card for a double vip room on my way into a club in Raleigh a few years back. Think I wrote about it on TUSCL. I don't remember the exact number they were tagging him for, but it was over a thousand.
  • skibum609
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    2 years ago
    Reason number 12,274 why I hate people.
  • magicrat
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    2 years ago
    I recently saw a couple of dancers tag team this older guy at my local club. One was talking to him like he was 5 years old or something, very slowly explaining the dance prices and how it would be twice as much to take both of them back. I noticed a few minutes later he was sitting alone at a table near the stage so good for him!
  • Jascoi
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    2 years ago
    pretty sure I’ve been in the same situation as the OP describes when I get Borracho. As I’ve been by a number of acquaintances, staff and a few girls. learned the hard way not to take a credit card to a club. it’s bad enough with just the cash disappearing.
  • Jascoi
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    2 years ago
    but i had fun… ( i was told…)
  • twentyfive
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    2 years ago
    The real funny part about this here, we’ve all been vulnerable to this at some point in our PL misadventures and the amount of money we’ve actually invested into this hobby, yet we still laugh as long as it’s someone else’s misfortune, not our own.
  • EastCoaster
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    2 years ago
    ^ Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.
  • rockie
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    2 years ago
    I watched the dwindling of what must have been a healthy inheritance over a 6 month period of time! 12 sharks circling the whale! They at least acknowledged him when the party was over. Jimmy - RIP!
  • Hank Moody
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    2 years ago
    I’ve seen this lots of times. Once during a day shift in a club with 6 customers and 6 girls, every girl in the club was sitting with and hanging all over one guy. When a girl I knew walked by I asked what the deal was and how rich that guy was. She told me that he was spending money on all the girls but they’d been there a while and were about to bring in ‘The Closer.’ The Closer was a girl who, while decent looking, was nowhere near the level of the rest of the pack, but she was willing to finish the guy off in a room which the others wouldn’t, or didn’t want to, do if they could get paid without providing such services. She told me this plan and sure enough, a half hour later The Closer was leading the guy to VIP right on schedule. The rest of the lionesses then started circulating in search of their next gazelle. While I wasn’t surprised at this situation, I was rather impressed by its simplicity of operation, while at the same time the precision of its effectuation.
  • skibum609
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    2 years ago
    We all owe it to ourselves to protect ourselves.
  • rattdog
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    2 years ago
    did the Closer look like kyra sedgwick?
  • georgmicrodong
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    2 years ago
    While this guy certainly should have been more careful, the real problem here is the club that will allow this sort of thing, and of course, the girls who actually took advantage.
  • rockie
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    2 years ago
    Every business allows predatory practices, as long as there is plausible deniability.
  • Cashman1234
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    2 years ago
    This discussion is one of those cringe worthy reads - and one that we read and think “Thankfully that wasn’t me” - as we know it could have been one of us (when we were still new to clubbing).

    We attempt to be responsible adult perverts, but when there is more money and booze, it can be a dangerous and expensive experience.
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