Non-Chain Breastaurants (Nation-wide)

Asstaurants are even better!

I guess Ojos Locos is the other obvious one you missed, anyone ever been to one?

Brick & Barley in Tempe, AZ.

Johnny A’s Hitching Post in Paterson NJ! They have good food, and a decent breakfast too. It’s far from fine dining, but they offer full service.

Ever been in a Moxie's ? It's actually a Canadian chain that is starting to come into the US. Very good food so it is a restaurant first. But they hire young, attractive girls to waitress and bartend. Then give them a small clothing allowance so they dress very nice. No uniform but the girls are taught to come in sexy cocktail dresses. It works. There is one in Brickell in Miami. The place is packed all the time. Day and night.

Show-Mes is a regional bar with a few locations in Missouri that copied Hooters. Bone Daddy's in the Dallas area is another regional chain with a few locations in Texas.

In some Latin countries they have coffee houses called "Cafe con piernas" essentially coffee w/legs. They have at least one of these types of places in Miami, and I would guess probably some more in cities with large Hispanic populations

The Heart Attack grill in Phoenix had a counter manned (womaned?) by sexy “nurses” and they dresses then in scrubs, high heels and stockings. Then they replaced the flooring material with mirrors. Not sure if it still open but there is one open in downtown Las Vegas - minus the mirrored floors.

i’ve been to the heart attack grill on Fremont street. it’s fun!

@623 the Heart Attack closed years ago. The most I could ever manage was a Double Bypass. :(

last time i checked the vegas location was open.

The Dallas area is the only place in the country with legit full sized non-chain breastaurants with girls wearing thongs. The Orange County area has a lot of small hole in the wall breastaurants, but they are not the on the same level.

Dallas area non-chain breastaurants include:
1. Wild Pitch https://www.instagram.com/fris…
https://www.instagram.com/wild…

2. Tight Ends https://www.instagram.com/tigh…

3. Rowdy Cowboy https://www.instagram.com/goro…

Youre better off reviewing strip club food