TUSCL Meetup: Me and Rick Dugan in Brooklyn

Rick Dugan was in town so I was able to orchestrate a meet up with originator of the system itself and I'm here to tell you about it. I wanted prove to myself, my family and friends back home that I can hang with best of 'em so it was time to hit the strip club with a fellow tuscler yet again. The plan was to strut to the club then implement the system, white suits a given, greased hair, chest hair out, looking like the two biggest guido douchebags the world has ever seen. Struttin' with Rick is a pretty complicated thing. You have to stay in step, walking to the beat of whatever gay ass disco song is magically playing in the background, snapping fingers with your outside hand, constantly look off to the left at the same time, then look off to the right at the same time. You take 3 steps and spin around do a twirl and then take 4 steps and bring it on back, back step 3 steps, then take 5 steps forward and break it on down, you know shimmy shaking and all that. It's all very complicated, intricate stuff but the crowds that formed on the street all gasped and said "OMG, Who are those guys?!?!!?"

We didn't make it to the club in time (It takes about 4 hours to strut 3 blocks), it closed unfortunately and that was that. But know that for one night, on one street in one neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York we ruled the night....we ruled the night. youtube.com