Dancers need to be about that top dollar life themselves if they preach it
Muddy
USA
Monday, October 3, 2022 1:21 AM
I don't want to see no pennysavers, no coupons, no memorial day sale shopping, no waking up for black friday, cyber monday, no managers specials, no 2 for 1 no buy 1 get 1. I don't want to see none of that shit! These strippers are always telling me spend and pay TOP DOLLAR, fine, I don't got a problem with it but YOU GOTTA DO IT TOO.
Me I'm the kind of guy that lives that bargain bin lifestyle. That's my day to day. I'm that guy in and OUT of the strip club. I'm also the guy that will hold up the line to cut coupons. I live in the trailer park. I sleep in the car instead of laying down big bucks on the motel 6. I'm that guy who spends 4 hours at the garage sale driving that hard bargain for the lawn mower from 1993. I also sometimes have been known to masturbate to Pawn Stars and American Pickers.
Trust me I still do think of myself as a baller just a low baller that's all. See at least I'm consistent, you know what your getting with me, I'm all about this discount life, day in, day out. All I ask from the dancer community is just to practice what you preach. That's all. Then again if y'all start giving away some bulk buying deals, letting me buy 2 handjobs get 1 free this week kind of giveaway, I'll shut the fuck up, real quick but I have just yet to see it. More Costco, less Louis Vuitton that's all I'm saying. That's it.
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