Love's Truck Stop or this Strip Club. Only you can decide where to take a dump.
Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you go over the bridge to Baton Rouge. You got a motel 6 right here and then you got Crazy Horse. Nicer strip club than you would think considering the circumstances. Plenty of parking, area seems fine and walk on in. Friendly young black girl at the front. ID check and I think $10 cover. 
Layout is not that big, basically got a small stage right here, and a bar isalnd next to it. Bathrooms are dead ahead from where you walked in on the back. Lap dance area is around the corner on the right. Community dance area those are $40 a song. VIP I believe that was around $200 or so for 30 minutes. Customers looked like all races, white, black, indian, hispanic, asian. 
Dancers. White, black and latina. Not too many maybe at most 10 dancers. Ages 20's through 40's. Some silicone and a wide variety of body types. Busty to rake thin. I would say talent range 5-9.
The one 9 was this girl I think it was Alexa or Alexis I think. Brunette white girl, with an insane body. The tits, the ass, she had it all. It was one of those situations where I'm just getting dances and I'll figure out the rest later. I saw her dancing and said let's get dances and she came right over after her set. She gave me the rundown on how it works. $40 a dance is not the most fun price but fuck it, you just don't see girls with this kind o body everyday. VIP sounded like it would be the same deal.
We get back there, well lit room with a another dance couple in there, just a few chairs. The bouncer comes in every now and then to check. Can we just say, what gay ass job that is. Any way while I was allowed two way touch, she was kind of in her preset routine, stand up turn around, do this postion, that postion. It was very sterile and not really sensual. I mean I got to touch pretty good but she doing her own thing. It was hard to try to pull off and LDK with her. Normally I would go VIP with a girl who has the goods like this but I just thought it would kinda suck. But god damn I wish it was better the tits and ass were perfect. Face decent but the body, damn. Anyway I was gonna hit another two clubs in Baton Rouge so I saved my ammo for those to see if I could find better. I would head out to Penthouse.