Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

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Orlimar
Oct 4, 2022, 1:26 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Treasures was a convenient stop for me after dinner on the way back to the hotel. Others have made plenty of comments about the facility. I was prepared for the $20 valet shock after my visit to another club earlier in the week. Likewise with the fairly high cover so I'm out $40 before entering the club. Feels heavy-handed but so it is.

After entering the club I was escorted to a lovely table in the 'fresh meat' market near the front of the club. Since this was my first visit I decided to just take things in bit-by-bit. Within a matter of seconds I was swarmed on by two very handsy, sexy Latinas who targeted me as a visitor. I let them stay and give me the full sales pitch - didn't want to appear like a rude northerner - and they were working hard to sell me on their skills so no objection there. My $7 beer got delivered and the ladies pushed for some playtime. Normally I'm never going for the 'tag-team' approach - you get half as much and it costs twice as much - but this time I caved for just a couple of dances - gave them each $50 and then started scoping out the rest of the club.

Seating is pretty odd here -- plenty of big chairs around / plenty of small tables - almost no one at a tip rail on this night. I had a couple more drinks and declined many dance offers until I met up with a thin, spinner blonde who definitely had me at hello though I can't remember her name - LOL. She was a real highlight - lots of mutual contact - never asked for VIP and kept my motor running -- 5 dances plus tip and life is good. Hung out for another hour or so and didn't seen anything better on the menu. My little spinner came back and sat with me for a while and I was horny again so wanted to leave on a high note and we went into the back for a couple more to close out the night.

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