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It takes a lot of balls....

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Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Came sad, left happy

After the 49ers disappointing loss in the NFC championship game I decided to stop by the one place that could surely cheer me up. I pulled into the parking lot that is easy to…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Lunch time at Dames

Went on a Thursday afternoon around lunch time here is the standard stuff 5 dollar cover there was a big dance area stage surrounded by a bunch of seating that area was empty. Then there…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

From Golden to Shit

Used to love this place. The women were the hottest and the upscale vibe really worked for me. But the last time I went several months ago, they had switched to a new nightclub concept.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Beware

Second review for this club. Went on a Tuesday at noon. Not going into the set up of the club because everyone knows already. Couches around the stage, chairs in front of the stage. Tables…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

TH

I went to 5th Avenue on Friday last week, have been hankering to go an older thick latina bar, I really want to see some older ladies of latin decent. However, this was not my…

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Trans woman faces indecent exposure charge for being naked in YMCA Ladies Locker

Trans woman faces indecent exposure charge for being naked in front of young girls at YMCA ladies' locker room Even Caitlyn Jennerr is mad about this!!! https://www.yahoo.com/news/trans-woman-faces-indecent-exposure-205204133.html

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

My only option on a Thursday night, kind of a bummer.

Was staying in Kingman by myself, and this was the closest place in the vicinity so I decided to make the trek out there. I think I arrived around 8 PM and there…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Good time as always on a Friday

I was there on a Friday night last Oct. It was packed with people and pretty girls. A lot of cuban girls. I know my game and take it slow. So I walked about to…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Los 4 amigos

Had a fun time with a few tuscl nembers on this sunday-Wednesday trip. Most of our time and $ was spent at HK, but will mainly focus on CC, particular to a chica. Imma…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Solid Outing, But Nothing To Write Home About

Based on reviews, I thought I would check this place out on a trip through. Parking was free and the cover was $10. It is all-nude, maybe, depending on the dancer and, as such, no…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Pleasantly Surprised

I have been to this place a million times over the years and typically it's nothing to write home about. The club is dark, the girls are in the 5ish range, some are friendly and…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Brass in Pocket

Port Richey, FL. Wednesday night just after midnight. Right up on Rte 19. Parking I found a spot but lot was pretty full. Walk in, to a pat down by a big black guy. Cover…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Solid pre concert show

I’ve reviewed the club before and nothing has changed with the layout, so I’m going to jump over that. Went in around 1pm on a Saturday as I had a concert to attend down the…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Club is open but probably not for long.

Spanky’s strip club ordered closed by judge, at least temporarily. Full story: https://www.mcall.com/2019/02/06/spankys-strip-club-ordered-closed-by-judge-at-least-temporarily/

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Rather disappointed in light of the great reviews I’ve read on the place

This review is long overdue as it happened a few days before New Year’s Eve. The red room is quite small you walk in with the bar directly in front of you to the right…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

disappointing visit won't be back for a while

First i gave the barkeep a $20 for my drink and she didn't give me any change back. I called her back and asked for my change and I explained last week it only cost $11…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Think I have given up on this place.

I may finally take this place off my places to stop. Plenty of parking, dark AF as you enter watch your step, there is a small step down, I trip every time. Large stage in…

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Hey you know ladies this room used to be off-white, lets try to use some tampons next time ok? Tampax on me, on the house, we can do this

Port Richey, FL. Wednesday night, just came from Bare Assests. A little off 19 seemingly out of the way a little bit. Parking is a tight lot but I found a spot. Walk in, a…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Much better improvement than last time

This is a much better experience since my first experience on my last trip. This time I went at night. The club was definitely hopping, a nice party atmosphere. Slight pat down…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

fun club worth a visit

I went to meet a girl I saw at another club close to DC. I arrived after 11PM and it was still slow but picking up. there was no cover fee today but this club…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

🎶Fucking cubans is the bare necessities, it's the simple bear necessities🎶

Holiday, FL. If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate. Just one day out of life. It would be, it would be so fine. Wednesday night kicking off a Pasco strip club journey.…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

A Human in Plant City

Plant City, FL. Between Orlando and Tampa. Right off I-4. Around 830 or so. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, cover $10, free military to a girl at the door. No pat down.…

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Drunk dancers?

What’s your experience with drunk/ inebriated dancers? What are the pros if any to getting a dance with her. I’ve always stayed away from them am I missing out?

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OT: LaGuardia Airport

For anyone who hasn't yet experienced the new Terminal B at LGA, you're in for a shock. Where before it was a special brand of airport Hell to be stuck in the secured zone for hours, with tiny disgusting…

Tijuana

Beware of Mesero 60

Don’t remember his name, but his number is 60. He has somewhat rooster pointy facial features and reddish hair in a bit of a point to complete the look. He started with the $30 wine scam. OK, I can let that…

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How many strippers file income tax returns?

I was talking to one the other day who had just been to see her tax preparer. She was looking foreword to a large refund like she got last year but she was informed that she owed $2,000 this year…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stale Wednesday

Decided to drop by Pandoras Wednesday and see who was working. Parking lot was fairly full for a Wednesday at noon. Went inside and paid entry fee and drink $15. Sat down…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Almost empty on a Saturday night, but found some talent in the end

Had been to this place once or twice before, back when a cold was just a cold, so passing through town on a weekend back in November, I decided to check it out again. The…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Not as fun as I remember

I don't know if it's inflation or I just looked like a rube, but standard price for floor dances seems to have crept up from $10-15 to to $20. Something I've noticed here is that…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good place to see some hot women and get teased

I stopped by the week of Barret Jackson auto auctions around 10pm on a Thurs. Free, easy parking. There was a short line outside to get in, only about 10min wait. Funny thing was once…

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Auditioning at Tease Gentleman’s club (NJ)

Auditioning this week Anyone been recently? Tips on standing out from the other dancer’s look wise? I’m not a pole trick gal- what are some moves you gents like to see?

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WTF? Adult young daughters lives are a trainwreck?

Going deep on TUSCL. Small sample size but the majority of young adult daughters of my upper income friends are completely off the rails with depression, anxiety, drug use, promiscuity, thug life....you get the idea. Their live's are a complete trainwreck. If…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lots of new faces

Stopped by Risqué Wednesday night for about an hour, around 10pm. Street parking is available adjacent to the club with a lot across the street. $5 cover and go thru metal detector to…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

One Good Dancer Can Make the Night

Man how things can change in just a few months. I just posted a great review of Treasure in October. This experience fell short. I called the club at about 9pm and asked for Tony.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice but pricey

Back in Vegas and I decided to check out Sapphire on a Friday night. I called and got pick-up service at my hotel. Limo arrived in less than thirty minutes and cover charge…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Tues night, meh

Arrived around 10 or 10:30. Pat down at entrance - ok. Guy asked me for ID and proceeded to scan it without permission. I don't like this. Creeped me out, and…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

Third time's a charm.

This is the third time I've visited this establishment. Previous reviews cover layout and area (not a fancy place). For context, I'm a bit of a noob and this is the first time I've gotten lap…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Good place with a good mix of girls.

Thursday afternoon and I had a half day at work so I decided I see if a dancer I met there a couple of weeks ago was working that day. It’s an easy drive to…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Crikey! have a go at this one!

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all have…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

Surprisingly great

First time visiting this place, 60 for the house 100 min for the girl. There were only 2 girls when I got there, the lady that greeted me was very polite and we talked about the…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Smells Like Teen Spirit

OK once again I am reviewing 5th Ave. If you want a description of the place please read my previous review of this same location. It contains a detailed description and nothing has…

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Hometown clubs versus traveling to new clubs

What are your thoughts? I like that I know pretty much what to expect at my local clubs, but there is so much more of a thrill going to one I’ve never been…. What do you all like more,…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Saturday night smoke show

Popped in last Saturday night around midnight, the place was pretty crowded. Girls working the stage and dollar parade but nothing egregious. Typical NJ layout large rectangular bar surrounding a stage. Chairs around the bar…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Decent night. Be cautious though!

Good place and decent prices. Entry was around 25$ cash. I am not gonna describe the place since it's been done many times in previous reviews. I am gonna talk about my experience- I went on…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

worth the money. top notch service

I recently stopped by for the first time and was pleasantly surprised at what I found. I hadn't been to one of these lingerie places before and didn't know what to expect. I walked in…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

Tiny but mighty

This club is very small, which I'm guessing is why the parking lot in front of the club is so tiny. I’m guessing that the handful of spaces fill up fast on weekend nights,…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Meeting just one great girl can make a visit to just about any club worthwhile

The San Antonio clubs do not appear to be getting many updated reviews, so I am going to contribute reviews on Sugars, Palace and Scarlett's from a recent visit. I arrived at Palace shortly before 7pm…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Treasure hunting on the treasure coast

Stuart, FL. Came from Bodytalk just up the road, and got in here after midnight. Strip club in a strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in, go to the bar, and pay the cover there.…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

Talk is Cheap

Port St. Lucie. Tuesday night. This is where the Mets have spring training, maybe this is where they spend all of Steve Cohen's money. Main throughfare on highway 1. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Great time at BW FortWorth

Went in on a Tuesday and was surprised to see the lady at the entrance tell me its super Tuesday ($5 dances). She asked if I wanted the VIP bank or not. VIP band costs…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

OK locals club, worth a stop, nothing fancy

Overall a decent seeming club between Springfield and Worcester area. Exterior felt safe enough, wasn't scared to park. The set up is a little cramped, and it definitely has a locals vibe. I sat at…

Sloppy girls and lame handjobs can't stop me.

So much can go wrong in a strip club. Not the once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe like armed robbery. Not even showstoppers like a grease fire or a power outage. The everyday annoyances that amount to cockblocking - or that just piss us off. Like when there's only one girl in the club that you want to see. And just when the angle is perfect, and she pulls that thong to the ... the nasty girl arrives. The sloppy one. The one you were determined to avoid. Only now she's directly in your line of sight. Moment ruined. Worse, nasty girl stays for the chat, oblivious to your signals or your prayers. Dancer drama is a major risk because it's all too common. In…

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OTC Dinner

Made a random Tuesday night trip. And got some great mileage from a curvy milf. She was calling my daddy which is normally SS to me but I was turned on by her so it did not bother me this…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Hard pass, never again

Tl:dr hard pass, 0 talent! Went there on a Friday night, 9ish. Normally when I’m in the area I go to the harem a minute away, which is mostly weak and sad compared to Vegas…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Shooting killed 1 person and injured 6 others!

This is the third violent crime incident in the past two years. There was a shooting last year at Southside Johnny's about this time. Hate to say but it may be the end of Southside Johnny's. Someone…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

A mediocre place that I enjoy regardless

There is a real hit or miss situation going on here depending on day. I have been a few Saturdays and one was awesome the next was super dead. Around 10pm which I would say…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The Seville Club in Minneapolis: Classy Upscale Gentlemen's Club

We checked this place out Saturday night after a Minnesota Timberwolves game. The club is in a great downtown Minneapolis location, very close to Target Center, First Avenue and lots of nice bars and restaurants. There…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Roll of the dice

I've been here on and off over the years and as of now I think it's the worst club in north jersey, except for all the rest. Cover has gone up to $30 which…

Tijuana

Should me and my wife check out the clubs in TJ?

Heading to San Diego later this year with my wife and was thinking about checking out a club in TJ. We enjoy strip clubs, but we like grabbing a table, having a few drinks and mostly just tipping the…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Early bird gets the worm

Mashup of 2 trips, one in September 2022, other in December. Both times I got there around 9 on a Friday. Club layout Security pat down, $30 cover check cell phone Walk in club there is…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Not too busy on Saturday night, but I would come back

Went on a Saturday night around 11:00pm. We got a table which was $150 that includes one drink. That worked out well for our group since it came out to roughly around the…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Drinks and nude lap dances. Will return!

Great little place. Loved being able to drink at the bar next door and go back and forth. Girls were cute, not hot, not lots of big boobs if that's your thing. No black girls.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Barer bones Vegas club but fun can be had if you're patient

Little Darlings was the last club I went to during my Vegas trip (see my other reviews for the rest of the trip). This was a solo visit on Monday night around 11PM because…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointing visit and club seems to have lost its mojo

I visited the Spearmint Rhino on Saturday night. My friends and I have been to this club multiple times in the past and have usually had a solid time with the number, variety, and…

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Providence

Hi all - how has Providence been these days overall? It used to be amazing but I'm wondering how this has changed with the pandemic etc.

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Night club experience with hot strippers

We went to Sapphires on Sunday night around 10PM. This was the fourth club I visited during my time in Vegas for a guy’s trip to watch and gamble on the NFL playoffs.…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

The BADA BING aka Satin Dolls

Ive been going to dolls for years. Just under route 80 on rt 17 south about 8 miles west of the GWB. I used to go to watch a game or chill with a couple…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Average Vegas club

PREFACE: I went to Vegas to watch the first weekend of the NFL playoffs with some friends, and I hit up 5 clubs while I was there, some solo and some as a group.…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Solid Vegas club but expensive to get the full experience

Peppermint Hippo is the second club I visited during my Vegas trip, and this review covers 2 visits on Friday/Saturday nights when the rest of my crew showed up. I’ve written reviews for the…

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Baby strippers

At my local club I’ve meet a baby stripper and I’m very into her! She’s flirty and fun and makes me feel good while we hang out. The only downside is she doesn’t give great lap dances now since…

Just Enuff Cabaret

Bridgeton, New Jersey

Just enuff isn't enuff

I was in Vineland for work and stopped by Just Enuff for a beer around 5 pm. The bar is very clean and has nice tvs on the wall. Draft Miller lite was $3 at…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Ghost town but had a good time

The place is in the middle of nowhere, an industrial area near the train tracks. There's a couple bars nearby if you want to pre-game, and they're decent. Club was dark and loud like normal…

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Second chance for a dancer

If you had a bad experience would you give a dancer a second chance? I normally do not but I am thinking about it. I asked for a dance from a very attractive dancer who had a good personality. Dance was…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

A little disappointing.

I had already been inside most of the area Pompano clubs, but had never been inside the Booby Trap. Others on the Discussion board had said this was their favorite.…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

A Disappointing Visit

I headed out on a recent weekday afternoon with the anticipation of spending 30 minutes with a “strip club” dancer friend. I first wanted to do a little hunting, or fishing, or shopping, or whatever…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

A Fun Surprise

I set out on a recent weekday afternoon to spend 30 minutes with dancer friend in a lap dance booth at another club. I thought I would make a stop at The Venue to check…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Not going back

Visited on a weekday. You get ID’d entering and there was a $10 cover charge plus a 1 drink min. The place serves alcohol and has a pretty decent bar selection. It’s divided into two…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday Night in the Fall Good but not as fun as it is in March

I visited After midnight from my hotel. Since no more free admission have to take a taxi. Tlll a taxi from ceasars cost like 20 bucks with tip. Wakted in line they scan your id.…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

30 Years Later Still Not Worth It

I had been in this place once or twice 30 years ago and nothing about it inspired me to stop in again even though I passed it many times on my trips back and forth…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Bronze finisher

I needed a break from Kittens & Pans so traveled north to Ricks on LC Way for some fresh talent. It’s been awhile since visiting Ricks so was shocked to see the car wash…

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Mongering now vs. Yesteryear

Do we tend to look back in the past with rose colored glasses. I mean maybe there’s some ITC stuff going on that was crazy I get that, Times Square, the combat zone, or wherever BUT I just could never…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Nice time at PT's

Stopped in after work at about 6:00 PM on a Thursday. Bob was the manager on duty, he said the cover was $20 which included one non-alcoholic drink. The cover is more later…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

As with much in life, some +'s, some -'s, but mainly +'s...

For those not familiar with the DC/DMV SC scene- wanted to provide an update on PM-Springfield- which is one of the clubs in my regular "rotation" in that area. First - the logistics. It's located…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

A fun time at Atlantis in he afternoon

I had a reasonably fun time for a reasonable price. I was visiting Tampa Bay area to escape NE winter weather for a bit. After some research on this board on this club and OZ…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Wed night visit

Decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. Walk in there’s an adult book shop to your left, club entrance is on the right. Paid the cover, got the standard pat down and head in.…

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Robbing A Strip Club

I was watching this Jelly Roll music video the other day. A big part of the plot is robbing a strip club. https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6fAy0yV5OU&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE This got me to thinking, as one of the few businesses that are still cash heavy, why aren't…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

More of a Puddle than an Oasis

After seeing a couple of recent positive reviews I decided to give The Oasis another try... The club is easy to access being near the airport across from several large car dealerships (keep driving a little…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

New Years Eve

I showed up at around 2am on New Years Eve. Immediately was accosted by a young Venezuelan girl and I ended up staying with her the whole time. She told me that everything was on…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good looking but not much daytime action

Rolled up on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is located in back of an antique store and near to a hotel. It's not too tough to find, and parking looks plentiful and safe.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Closure dates.

I was informed by management that the club will be closed Feb 6 and 7 and will open at 2PM on Feb 8. Movie shooting.

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Afternoon Delight

All the details of HiLiter are in other reviews. There is no cover if you go in the afternoon before 5pm. After that, there is a cover charge. The bar on the right as you…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Dancers run, customers follow

I worked as a dancer here for about 3mo For Dancers: the manager is a pervert and will literally act friendly sit next to you and then next thing you know he’s fondling your boobs— like…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Sugars offered a great time for a first visit.

My first visit to Sugars was mid week and during the afternoon.It is a large club with plenty of parking. Upon entering you go through a security check before paying the $5 cover. The main…

Politics

No man on earth is truly free, All are slaves of money or necessity. Public opin

“No man on earth is truly free, All are slaves of money or necessity. Public opinion or fear of prosecution forces each one, against his conscience, to conform." ~ Euripides ~ Occupation: Greek Tragedies Playwright ~ Born c. 480 BC Salamis ~ Died c.…

Tijuana

[First timer] Reducing risk & Big thanks to SenvinHagnaur

First of all, big thanks to @sevinhagnaur for his comprehensive guide. If you are like me and want to avoid risk as much as possible, follow his comprehensive guide to beginners - it is absolutely useful (posted on Oct 11th 2022)…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Once you go Italian.......

Today was just amazing. My girl is back at Lookers. Was off almost 2 years in a relationship and she is back. The club is the same crappy former Wendy's. Center stage. Two rows of benches…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Well worth the trip

Atlantis. True to its name, it is lost to most that pass by. Rarely do I see a bunch of cars in the parking lot. Speaking of parking, that's going to be your first $20.…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Not as good as I had hoped

I thought i had heard good things about the Sunday dayshift crew at Lookers, so I checked it out for myself. The parking lot was about half full. The door girl was average.…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Deja Vu might be back?

I visited Deja Vu on Tuesday, January 17. I got to tue club around 11. I actually started at Pure Gold but it was beyond dead and disappointing. I heard DJ had gotten better and…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Above average, enjoyable visit

Review from a few months ago. Lots of dancers, ranging from 3-8s. South Philly place, it's pretty much by itself with not much around. I was pretty drunk when I got there, so know there…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

No hustle makes a boring visit.

The parking lot was pretty empty when I arrived. The very hot doorgirl loved to flirt and compliment while scanning my ID and offering to change a $20. Inside the club was dark…

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Welp

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article271798172.html Looks like I can cross SouthSide Johnny's off my list. I do not like clubs where bums/thugs/pimps feel like they need to reenact gangsters from a 90's hood movie. We go to clubs to see titties, ass, and pussy leave…

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Valuable Asteroid

An asteroid orbiting between Mars and Jupiter is believed to have enough iron, nickel, and other minerals to be worth $100 Billion for every individual on earth. It’s a chunk of metal 140 miles in diameter. We are sending a…

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I feel like such a creep…

I got caught gawking at the gym https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/1880172/

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Saturday Night Visit. Improvements coming to club

Before I start, the question, how were the people always confuses me. One of the choices is 8. Hot and Friendly. I don't want to ever say 1. Penis shrinking and worthless.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday AM was A OK

I swung by on a Saturday about an hour after they opened. Plenty of parking. Club details are pretty well known, seating area/bathrooms to the left as you walk in, two stages as well.…

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Tell me all about it (LDK/Cumming in Pants)

Okay, I have been frequenting a club about 3 hours from my hometown. And the two times I visited this club I find one dancer per visit who knows how to get it done and give me a LDK. This…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Two for Tuesday

I was in the area and finished up work so decided to stop by for Happy Hour. There is plenty of parking and can’t imagine that the lot would ever be full. When you walk…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Never Know What You Miss!!

Posting my monthly visit to PP (actually it has been about 2 months since my last visit!). I used to go to Oasis Goodtime, but as this group knows OGE is closed. I try to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Disappointed

I had one night to spend on a business trip before heading to Orlando the next morning. Had heard so many great things about this place that I got excited as soon as I…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

New girl

I've reviewed this place a few times before, which isn't surprising as its the one place that I need to go to if I'm ever in the area. On this occasion, I went along on…

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Road Trip Mega Thread : South

But NOT Florida, Florida deserves it's own thread just because so much there. Anyway maybe Virginia and West Virginia on down to Georgia and across to Arkansas and Louisiana. Any reccomendations for travelers for you guys in the south down…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Consistent

I’ve been going here occasionally for a while and I keep coming back because I know what to expect. Nothing crazy, but rarely if ever a let down. They seem to have their system down…

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Anyone try Sanctuary or Just Enuff?

Are they worth the drive out there

Drew's OTC Maiden Voyage

I became a regular with a local dancer over the past few years and enjoyed lots of ITC fun with her. In general, if I was going to the club in question I was going to see her. A solid 8 in my book and very sensual, she made dances, VIPs, etc. sexy and not mechanical like some lesser practitioners do. Also, she was clearly bright, so it wasn’t a huge surprise when she hung up her heels to complete studies and work in her target field. It was a bummer though! When she announced her departure via IG, I DM’d her and left the door open to a OTC meetup. She seemed willing…

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You Think You're Having A Bad Day....

At least you aren't Joseph Ossai. Fuck me!

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Weekdays

I enjoy stopping by herb in the street shortly afternoon on a weekday afternoon about every other week. There is always great parking, when you walk in you are greeted by a bouncer and simply…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Eglin East Gate

Club Matador has grown on me over my time spent in the panhandle. Lately (on my infrequent visits), I'm seeing more attractive amd complete lineups on Thursday. Friday and Saturday nights than in the last…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Weekday Afternoons

I stop by shortly after lunch on Tuesdays or Wednesdays about every other week. Nothing at all new with the facility. Walk in the door greeted by usually two doorman and offered a table. I…

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Good Clubs in NJ/PA

Looking for a club where I can make consistent money ~ so a club with decent traffic Young, curvy/thick brownskin, w/ pretty face I have perky DDs and a tight big ass - so a club that hires thick girls and black

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Looking for Good Clubs in NJ/PA

I stopped dancing for a period but need extra money- looking for clubs where I will get somewhat consistent money- doesn’t have to be anything crazy but sick of clubs where you leave with less than $100. I prefer bikini…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Saturday afternoon is getting better

For those that have never been, as you walk in the bar is to your immediate right, and further down to your right is the bathroom. To your immediate left is the raised stage, further…

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Follies is still fighting, but it's not looking good

Strip Club Faces Skeptical 11th Circ. Panel In Ordinance Row By Kelcey Caulder · Law360 (January 26, 2023, 8:04 PM EST) -- The Eleventh Circuit on Thursday seemed unlikely to revive a strip club's claims that…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Havana north

If you like Cubanas of all shapes and sizes, this is your place. Free parking on the south side of the building. Looks like there might be a valet on the north side.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Full house

The night started just before midnight. The place was packed and very hard to find any place to sit near the bar. Center stage 3-4 dancing while plenty of table side dances were happening…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Viewing the Vu

How does Springfield only have one strip club? That confounds me - state capitol, more than 100k people, and not a lot of other clubs around the area - more than 30 minutes at least…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Getting Hitched

This is my first review on this site so go easy on me. Originally I wanted to review another club, Flamingo in South Hackensack, but it was dead as hell with just one girl on…

Politics

Forbes Article:A Deflation Alert Hidden in the Latest CPI Indicators

https://apple.news/A8Y4vs0SNQNyP2JB3lHsYTA I can’t tell you how many detractors I’ve had regarding this topic since the summer of 2022, mainly SkiDumb, Mark, and Rickyboi. Feels great to have some vindication from Forbes backing me up on this topic using pure analysis, in…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

recommend if you are just looking to have a few drinks

ok so I was at greektown AREA doing some hanging out with friends and figured we might take a shot at legends. we walked from greektown casino its a few blocks and feels safe. …

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

3rd 2AMer for this Columbus OH club

COLUMBUS, Ohio — One person was killed and three others were injured on Sunday in a shooting near a strip club in Ohio, authorities said. According to the Columbus Division of Police, officers responded to reports of a shooting near The…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

So much has changed but a decent time nonetheless

What a difference a few years makes. This club has really changed dramatically, in some ways good and in others not so much. For starters, When I arrived, the security guy had me come in…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

On the upswing

Stopped in on a Saturday around 1am. Parking lot full, parked on street across from club. $22 entry fee at window before entering large door. Walk in it's super dark need a minute…

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Greensboro NC 2 am-er

6 Injured, 1 Dead after Greensboro Nightclub Shooting GREENSBORO, N.C. — Greensboro police have confirmed seven people were injured during a shooting at a nightclub overnight. Officers have identified one of the victims as 36-year-old Cedric Monroe, who they said died from his…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Great Time at Buck's

It was my first time in El Paso, and after reading various reviews I chose Buck's. I arrived around 11PM on a Thursday. The parking lot was surprisingly full given it wasn't a weekend. The…

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Only In Floriduh - Onlyfans Model Sues Her Kids Schooldistrict

Mom sues her kids school district after she claims school staff had shared nude photos of her. This is her second attempt to bring a lawsuit to the school district. First one was dismissed. https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-onlyfans-model-suing-her-150725455.html

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Yeah, the girls were nice…but did you try the $12 lunch special!

TL;DR: 70% white, 20% hispanic, 10% Asian, 10% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-9s. $10 cover, $10 whiskey cocktail, $20 lap dances, VIP area $1000 lifetime membership I played hooky from work and I enjoyed…

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Everyone Is Moving To Maryland with McNutty

Maryland is pushing for a 4 day work week. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy7mdw/4-day-work-week-maryland I have tried for ever to do this in my own job, it never works. Several school districts in the US have done this with great success. Several who…

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Saint tyre

I'm glad no one else was hurt by his reckless driving that led to the traffic stop. When are these case studies going to understand that they are not in harm's way until escalating the situation by resisting, running, grabbing…

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Celebreties and Strippers

Funny reading. https://twitter.com/Reese__P/status/1618708574779379713

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Indianapolis suggestions

I’m from Detroit and visit Indy once a month for business. I’d appreciate any thoughts about the preferred city clubs. I’ve been to Brad’s brass flamingo and there are some attractive ladies there who are very friendly and enthusiastic. But…

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San Antonio, LDK?

Gentlemen, I’m headed to San Antonio for work for a week and was hoping for recommendations. I’ve been there before but it’s been years. I don’t drink so I normally get a couple diet cokes, prefer women with big titties,…

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Cop Who Slept With Six Male Colleagues Offered $10,000 To Perform At Strip Club

Would you get a dance from her? https://hollywoodunlocked.com/tennessee-cop-who-slept-with-six-male-colleagues-has-been-offered-10000-to-perform-at-a-strip-club-after-being-fired-from-her-job/

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Road Trip Mega Thread : Northeast

Hey guys thought I would do a new series, going around the horn with regions of America in regards to strip clubs and maybe you guys could add your 2 cents in your experience whether it be decades or just…

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Dranks

Jack and Coke or Run and Coke

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Prohibited items in clubs

Example: CLUB RULES We want you to have fun, but there are rules. No Guns or Weapons of Any Kind No Condoms or Sexual Stimulants No Phillies or Blunts No Eyedrops No Touching Dancers No Laser Pointers or Flashlights OK I understand the guns but eye drops?

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Aggressive dancers

Anyone ever have a dancer basically smother you so you can't get away from a private dance? Happened to me last night. Got VIP and was very explicit that I was about to go home and my allowance was about…

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In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants,

Title couldn’t say it all. "In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ~ Oscar Wilde

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Draw a Line

I know some of you PL's like tan lines as much as I do so, I thought I'd share this one: https://www.phun.org/galleries/tan_lines/tan_lines.htm

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WARNING! Don't eat bananas wrapped in condoms.

Surgeons extract condom-wrapped banana man ate in ‘hormonal rage’ fit. Full story and photos: https://www.msn.com/en-US/health/medical/surgeons-extract-condomwrapped-banana-man-ate-in-hormonal-rage-fit/ar-AA16OnIy?ocid=sapphireappshare&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Another Baltimore block 2AMer.

BALTIMORE — A man was hospitalized after he was shot in the leg at a nightclub on "The Block" in downtown Baltimore overnight, police said. Officers responded at 1:30 a.m. to the stretch of strip clubs and bars in the 400…

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The dugan’s wisest words yet

My brother from another mother recently said “When I go to an amusement park, do I keep things professional and all business? Of course not. Sure it's business for the people working there, but it's all shits and giggles for…

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Lets play "who can get a dance from shadowcat".

Yesterday at my go to club, Vivide, The place was packed with Cubans. I rarely get dances from them because of their lack of English even though I find a lot of them very attractive. I'm looking for VIP candidates…

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Daytimers - ever been the first and only PL in the club?

I have - usually on a Saturday to see a daytime ATF. Feels weird and PLy every time, but I’m an early riser and get so horny I can’t wait. It’s always is a good way to start the day…