A solid fun lunch break.

I stopped in around lunch time on Tuesday. I was having a down week, and as Albert Einstein once said, "Ain't nobody ever been sad looking at a pair of titties". I was probably one of 6 guys in there at the time. It ebbed and flowed between 6-12 customers. Not busy, not completely dead. For the time of day, a perfectly acceptable vibe. As has been countless times. This place is a dive. The good thing about day shift is the toilet isn't a biohazard at this point in the day like it is after midnight.

one $8 pitcher of modelo later and i'm having a great time relaxing. Half the girls never got out of their seat the entire time I was there. One dancer told me they just wait for their regulars and don't work. And as we know, strippers have never told a lie. So we can take this to the bank.

I was approached by a black dancer. She's thick, but totally my type. I know some of you may disagree. That's cool. There were body types there for everyone. Tall fit. Petite. Thick. fake tits. real tits. White, Black, Mexican, Cuban. There are plenty of places in vegas to see instagram models dance. This place has sexy women, but they aren't copies of each other.