New Mongering Method: Shouting from a moving vehicle

You know with inflation, nonsensical overhead costs, overpriced cover, drinks, vips, I've just given up entirely, utterly rejecting this scam nonsense and started a new way of mongering. One that does cost much at all (and no white suit need, white wife beater works just fine and a lot cheaper) I'll often see a fine looking group of young ladies, be it on the playground, at Ralph's itailian ices or at 230pm right when school lets out and I'll stop to a screeching halt and shout out and offer. Costs me $0. So far nothing yet, usually what I find is those prospective providers flee in terror at me yelling/whistling at them but I do think I've been making progress and getting real close on stuff one of these days somebody's gonna bite.

In doing this, I've become somewhat of a local celebrity around town of sorts, you know me being on the cutting edge all the time, I see pictures of my face taped up on every utility pole, I also hear pictures of me are plastered in every school in my county. Although I have noticed since I started, folks around town in groups marching with pitchforks and torches but I don't think that has anything to do with me.

In the mean time, I'll be out there, driving around as usual. Wish me luck guys!