The Rama is slipping

To go over the basics, they have Instagram promos so it’s free to get in on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 7 beans for a drink, little to no dollar parade, 30 for a lapper which seems pricey, 140 for some vip with no extras allowed in the club. You can sit around the bar for free or at the stage and make it drizzle the occasional dollar dollar bills y’all.

The Rama is not what it once was. The talent has gone downhill. Ya boy enjoys himself a nice fat ass just like the rest of y’all, but when that fat ass is attached to an overweight chubbster, it just ain’t as fun. I used to enjoy a time helping put a girl through college, now I feel like I’m just helping these hoes hit the McDonald’s drive thru on the way home.

There’s still a couple hot ones. But they are the few. The proud. The marines of the Gogo Rama. Ana probably has the #1 spot at the rama currently. She has a nice fake ass but isn’t overweight. She speaks English, which is becoming more and more rare at this place. She also talks a mean slutty game and at least does a good job of pretending she enjoys her job.