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18 years ago

Men seldom make passes...

Some clubs seem to always have one bespectacled girl, but rarely two on the same shift. Do you get dances with girls who wear glasses? Does she take them off? Does really need to...

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18 years ago

Is a little bit of sweat on a stripper in the heat of the action ever okay with you or is any trace of it a big turnoff?...

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18 years ago

Go when you're in a crappy mood?

When you're in a lousy mood, do you stay away from strip clubs or do you go and hope some tits will cheer you up? Does it work?...

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18 years ago

#1 Reason for Disappointment with New Club?

You try a club you've never been to before. You've heard good things about it here on TUSCL. But it's a big letdown for you. What's the most common reason you've been disappointed? Too...

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18 years ago

The Real Person or the Sex Object?

Do you treat a stripper as a real person or as a sex object? Which do you prefer that she present herself as? Are you always sure about the difference?...

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18 years ago

Should you let a stripper know you'd like to fuck her?

When is it a bad idea to let a stripper know you'd like to fuck her? Can you have a good time with her if you feel you have to hide your desire?...

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18 years ago

Last time you got a bad lap dance...

...why was it bad, and what did you learn from the experience? - Did you misjudge the girl? How? - Did you agree to the dance for the wrong reason? - Were you just trying out the...

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18 years ago

Anybody here like lapdances?

Sometimes I get the feeling the only reason anyone around here gets a lapdance is the hope it will lead to something else - a blow job, a hand job or to arrange an...

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18 years ago

Have you ever had a favorite get a boob job?

How did it turn out? Did it change your attitude towards her? Or your opinion of boob jobs?...

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18 years ago

Long Distance ATFs?

A stripper I first met two weeks ago and saw again last week would be an ATF except for one thing: her club is about a four hour drive away. I don't really have...

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18 years ago

Least favorite lapdance moves?

What are some of the moves a lot of lapdancers seem to assume all guys like that do nothing for you, or even turn you off?...

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18 years ago

When to lead and when to follow?

During the lapdance, when do you let the girl lead things, and when and how do you take the lead?...

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18 years ago

Do you go for the club or the girl?

When you go to a strip club, are you typically going because you like the club or because there is a particular girl you hope to see?...

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18 years ago

What She Really Means: More Stripper-to-English Translations

We did this once a few months age. The aim here is to provide a helpful guide to some phrases from the mouths of strippers for which the meaning doesn't match our normal expectations....

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18 years ago

I keep seeing posts that disparage "big, glitzy clubs". I realized one thing the upscale clubs I like have in common is that they are not big. I hate those huge, cavernous clubs where...

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18 years ago

Cities where the club with the best looking girls also has the best mileage?

The only large city I know of where this is the case is Detroit, where everybody seems to agree the Flight Club has the best looking girls. There may be among the 40-50 clubs...

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18 years ago

I don't care for them much, in a strip club or anywhere. They seem like a weak substitute to settle for when she won't suck your dick or fuck. I've only had one girl...

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18 years ago

Do you ever play imaginary roles with strippers? I've done a lot of this over the years with many different girls. A couple of cases especially come to mind: One night when my fave was...

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18 years ago

All New Season Premiere! Quotes From Other People's Reviews

Yes, it's time for another installment of the thread where we post stuff we come across while browsing through TUSCL club reviews - the Good, the Bad, the Ugly, and especially the Amusing, whether...

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18 years ago

Longest time you ever spent with one stripper?

What is the longest continuous time you ever spent in a club with one stripper? For me, it's five hours with my ATF eight years ago, from the start of the night shift at 9...

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18 years ago

Your Deal Breaker?

We have a lot of topics currently going about various so-called features of strip clubs most of us could do without: annoying DJs, tip walks, bathroom attendants, VIP-room cameras, bird dogs. Which of these...

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18 years ago

Worst clip joint you've ever been in?

...or if you've never been in a true clip joint, what's the closest thing? In case you don't know, a clip joint is a bar that promises some kind of sexual entertainment but never delivers,...

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18 years ago

How often are you able to get dances from your top choices?

I guess this is mainly a question for when you're visiting a new club or one where you aren't a regular. Once you've seen all the dancers working and decided which ones you want...

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18 years ago

Weird shit strippers report being asked to do

How much would you pay to watch a stripper pee? How about to choke her on a loaf of bread? At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in with a roll...

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18 years ago

Mixing Business Travel with Pleasure

I see a lot of posts here about hitting clubs during business trips, or about not getting to out-of-town clubs anymore due to a lack of business travel. I just realized I've only done...

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18 years ago

Strippers vs. Other Women: How do they compare on looks?

Obviously, strippers make up only a tiny fraction of all women, so there's no fair way to compare. Still, I don't go to strip clubs because the women look that great. Even at the...

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18 years ago

"You look like that actress, you know, the one on TV."

Do you very often tell strippers they look like somebody famous? How do they react? I think about such similarities a lot more often than I say. I usually see a combination of features from...

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18 years ago

Have you ever brought stuff into a club with you to show strippers? Shadowcat has told about doing this on a regular basis. I've done it a couple of times that I can recall,...

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18 years ago

How would you like it if a strip club opened close to your home?

How close? Let's say as close as possible for any commercial property. Close enough that the effect on property values, if any, would include yours. What kind of club? Let's say a type of club...

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18 years ago

Your longest time without going to a strip club?

What's the longest time you've gone without visiting a strip club? Why was it? Was there ever a point you thought you'd given up clubs for good? Why did you return? Mine was a little...

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18 years ago

The Housemom Thread

Alas, it has come to this. One topic we haven't covered yet, unless it was before my time here. This must be the ultimate in backstage TMI. Although all clubs seem to find them...

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18 years ago

Do big stage tips get results?

When I want to get a stripper onstage to come join me, I tip her a buck and ask her to stop by later, pointing out where I'm sitting. I stopped tipping more long...

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18 years ago

What I Did While TUSCL Was Down

When TUSCL was down today, I went to ASSC (alt.sex.strip-clubs newsgroup) to see if anybody knew what was up. I didn't find what I was looking for, but I came across a thread that...

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18 years ago

Do you prefer strippers with a tan or with pale skin? A deep tan is a turnoff for me, and I find an older woman whose skin has been over-baked through the years to be...

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18 years ago

Strip Club Time Machine: Your Destination?

If you had one chance to travel back in time and visit strip clubs, what time and place would you set it for? Based on the accounts I've heard of $1 no-rules lap dances and...

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18 years ago

Thread to carry on debate over censorship, etc.

I'm starting a new topic in case any one wants to continue without bumping Shadowcat's choice of words to the top of the topic list. Picking up where FONDL left off: "Chandler, your first two...

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18 years ago

Most difficulty in finding a strip club?

Mine was finding a club outside of Lawrence, Kansas. I think it was the Flamingo. This was back in 1995, before the internet made maps and directions as easy as they are now. The...

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18 years ago

How do you decide when to stop?

Barring orgasm or other self-explanatory reasons, how do you decide when to tell your lap dancer you've had enough dances? For example, do you typically set a maximum to stay within? Do you prefer...

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18 years ago

Strippers who turned out to be surprisingly nasty.

I like it when strippers who appear innocent behave badly. Yeah, I know, how innocent can she be, but anyway. Sometimes you can tell from the start that there's a bad girl behind the...

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18 years ago

Do you care how much goes to the girl vs. the club?

Does it make any difference to you whether the club takes a cut out of every dance, counts dances, or charges additional admission to a lapdance room? Is it a matter of principle, or...

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18 years ago

Which matters more, face or body?

We answered this before, only personality was included. Guess what lost? Let's try it again, leaving personality out of it. Which matters more to you when choosing a dancer, her face or her body? For...

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18 years ago

Do homely girls try harder?

I just read this in another thread, and I've often seen it written as though it's accepted wisdom that, if you want the best dance, you should pass up the best looking dancers, because...

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18 years ago

How would you describe your type?

Suppose it's your first time at a club where the girls aren't circulating, so the waitress asks what type of girl you'd like her to send your way. What would you tell her? Myself, I'm...

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18 years ago

Thanks, Founder!

As some of you may have noticed, the 'Ignore' feature now works within threads as well as for topics. Now, let's talk about strippers!...

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19 years ago

Dances in Non-Club Settings

Once, in private, a girl started giving me a lap dance sort of as foreplay. After about a minute, we stopped pretending it was dance and just reverted to regular making out. For me,...

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19 years ago

"Excuse me, sir, I believe that's my pussy."

Have you ever moved in on a girl while the guy she was with left her side for a while? Or have you been on the other end of the switch?...

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19 years ago

How do you tell other customers you aren't interested?

Your sitting alone at a table that seats four in a crowded club. You want to keep it that way so that dancers will be apt join you and not have other strangers at...

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19 years ago

Do sports and tits go together?

Thinking about sports has long been considered by many to be an effective suppressant for a raging boner or premature ejaculation. On the other hand, one of us posted that he listens to sports...

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