What She Really Means: More Stripper-to-English Translations
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Do you want some company? = Will you spend some money on me?
I'm horny. = I'm broke.
You have a big dick. = You'll believe anything.
I only do this for you. = (same as previous)
Let me give you my number. = My cell phone has been shut off.
Loan = Gift
I promise = (has no meaning)
I'll be right back. = You're history.
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Let's get spend some time in the champagne room = I am tired and want to get off the rotation for a while
Why don't you come in and see me more, I'll make it worth your while = I want you to empty your bank accounts
That girl has herpes = She's got more customers than I do.
That bitch stole my regular = She got him after I left him sitting at the bar waiting for me for two hours...
I feel a special closeness to you = you tip well
You have soft hands = you make my skin crawl
I think of you as my boy friend = keep the money coming
I'll call you right back = I'm busy, leave me alone
A. I want to do OTC for a high fee.
B. I don't want to do OTC for a high fee and therefore I won't call you.
2. I love my job. = I love my job's income and am addicted to its lifestyle but I hate my work.
3. The DJ is way cool. = The DJ is an asshole.
4. The DJ is an asshole. = The DJ is a REAL asshole.
5. The DJ is a REAL asshole. = The DJ is REALLY a REAL asshole but I'm still dating him anyway.
6. I'm doing this to work my way through college. = I don't have my GED yet.
7. This is just my night job. By day, I'm a medical secretary / para-legal / mortgage broker / psyhchiatric nurse / anything else semi-professional that lower-class assumptions hold to be a higher-class job. = I don't do anything else but strip.