What She Really Means: More Stripper-to-English Translations
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
We did this once a few months age. The aim here is to provide a helpful guide to some phrases from the mouths of strippers for which the meaning doesn't match our normal expectations. Feel free to add others you've encountered in your dealings with these strange creatures.
Do you want some company? = Will you spend some money on me?
I'm horny. = I'm broke.
You have a big dick. = You'll believe anything.
I only do this for you. = (same as previous)
Let me give you my number. = My cell phone has been shut off.
Loan = Gift
I promise = (has no meaning)
I'll be right back. = You're history.
Do you want some company? = Will you spend some money on me?
I'm horny. = I'm broke.
You have a big dick. = You'll believe anything.
I only do this for you. = (same as previous)
Let me give you my number. = My cell phone has been shut off.
Loan = Gift
I promise = (has no meaning)
I'll be right back. = You're history.
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Let's get spend some time in the champagne room = I am tired and want to get off the rotation for a while
Why don't you come in and see me more, I'll make it worth your while = I want you to empty your bank accounts
That girl has herpes = She's got more customers than I do.
That bitch stole my regular = She got him after I left him sitting at the bar waiting for me for two hours...
I feel a special closeness to you = you tip well
You have soft hands = you make my skin crawl
I think of you as my boy friend = keep the money coming
I'll call you right back = I'm busy, leave me alone
A. I want to do OTC for a high fee.
B. I don't want to do OTC for a high fee and therefore I won't call you.
2. I love my job. = I love my job's income and am addicted to its lifestyle but I hate my work.
3. The DJ is way cool. = The DJ is an asshole.
4. The DJ is an asshole. = The DJ is a REAL asshole.
5. The DJ is a REAL asshole. = The DJ is REALLY a REAL asshole but I'm still dating him anyway.
6. I'm doing this to work my way through college. = I don't have my GED yet.
7. This is just my night job. By day, I'm a medical secretary / para-legal / mortgage broker / psyhchiatric nurse / anything else semi-professional that lower-class assumptions hold to be a higher-class job. = I don't do anything else but strip.