"Excuse me, sir, I believe that's my pussy."
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Have you ever moved in on a girl while the guy she was with left her side for a while? Or have you been on the other end of the switch?
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"First of all, if your FONDL ever gets dirty, wash in a solution of mild detergent and lukewarm water..." (and so on)
Also as I recall, that pamphlet was the birth of the name FONDL. For laughs (the pamphlet wan't entirely serious) I printed it on a letterhead with the heading Friends Of Naked Dancing Ladies (FONDL). And it was signed by Cosgrove C. Cosgrove, Executive Director, which is the name that shows up if you ever get an email from [email protected] - fictitious of course and I have no idea where that name comes from but I have a feeling I heard it somehwere, I don't think I originated it. I actually toyed with the idea of using that name in clubs but I don't think I ever did.
On the other hand, I also think that this is a reason to have broad tastes in dancers, especially when one is in a club that is unfamiliar, or that one visits infrequently. If you do not spend enough money on a regular basis to get "regular"status, you have to expect that other patrons may bounce you out of line. After all , to the dancer, your money is no more valuable than that of other customers, especially if they have (literally) "paid their dues. I think the best approach under these circumstances is to have an open mind, and to have enough flexibility to be willing to go to another dancer, as opposed to having a single dancer with whom you just have to spend time. After all, why go to a club if it has only one dancer in the house that you find attractive?
When she was busy, which often happened, I started spending time with a young (20) girl who had just started dancing. And I guess because I was older and probably a little more intelligent than most of the customers in this joint, she started asking me for advice. Eventually I wrote a very detailed pamphlet for her on how to be a successful dancer. Which included a section on how to treat customers so that they'd become regulars. And she started treating me that way. And spoiled me. Which is partly why she became my ATF.
So now whenever I'm with a relatively inexperienced dancer I'll often give her advice on how to cultivate older regulars and be more successful. For example, I've found that a lot of dancers are very uncomfortrable when they have several regulars in the club at the same time. So I suggest ways to handle such situations. Which of course is how I want them to treat me. And a surprising number will do so. And if they don't, I move on.
FONDL, you have faves who actually do this and carry through on it? Isn't that at odds with your prediliction (which I share) for spontaneous, unreliable girls? I've had girls do this for me, and I just smile and say that's fine and think I'll believe it when I see it.
One night I got up from my table and the stripper I was with to tip another girl at the stage. (She was cool with it - I do it all the time.) When I came back, she had moved to the next table where this guy was buying her a shot. I didn't say, "Excuse me, sir, I believe..." I just let it go. She was too drunk for me already, and another "bus" was sure to stop by soon.
Chitown, I tend to agree with you. I have those mixed views as well. It's fun to walk into a club and have a cute girl come running over and treat you like you just made her day by walking in the door. But it's also fun sometimes to go somewhere where nobody knows you. I traveled enough that for a long time I could do both. And I totally agree about the flexibility, which is sometimes easier to say than to do. But I will never again trust a very experienced dancer. They've had too much experience at acting and lying. I'm happy to enjoy their company for an hour or two if no one my type is available, but that's as far as it's ever going to go for me. I will never again be a regular with an experienced dancer. Once was enough. I strongly prefer the amateurs to the pros.