How would you describe your type?

Dan: That's not different. As I said, "or an occasional nipple, nose or tongue piercing."

I must be different, because a couple of my favorites have nipple rings. I don't know if tongue rings have gone out, but you can hide them.

I go to all kinds of clubs. Piercings, especially the gross-out variety - eyebrows, lips, etc. - peaked several years ago, and seem to be in decline in clubs and elsewhere. I've observed it and I've heard some kids who used to have them speak as though they are very passe, but it may be different in other regions or groups.

Again the "I hate tattoos and pierceings" crowd heard from.

chandler,

I believe that the type of club influences the level of tattooing and piercings. I can deal with ears, but anything else I do not like. Some may, but then each to their own.

I would have to say I see far more then years past. That might be becaude I don't care for the "up scale" clubs. I prefer the local ones.

I see far, far fewer body piercings than 5-10 years ago. I can't recall the last time I saw a stripper with anything more than ears, belly button, or an occasional nipple, nose or tongue piercing.

Forgot to mention two things I dislike, and find it difficult, if not impossible to find dancer without. Tattoos and piercings.

In truth, Chandler, I really don't know. I'd have to see them dance once onstage first. If they seem into their job, that's a plus. If they aren't disgusting to look at, that's a plus. In truth, I think I could most go for the Xena, Warrior Princess types, but on the other hand, of all the girls who were ever a favorite of mine, only 2 ever really fit that type.

I also like a stripper who is very playful and flirtatious, in a cute and childlike sort of way. One of the things that I liked best about my ATF was her ability to see the world through the eyes of a child. Taking her shopping was like taking a little kid to a candy store. She's lost that to some extent, sad to say, but not entirely. Sorry to keep mentioning my ATF but when you ask what type I like it's hard for me not to think of her because she's exactly what I like.

i would say, healthy, all-american, busty, no tattoos and an almost anything goes attitude

Dan, I have many types, too. So, what would you tell the waitress? Just bring anybody?

Brazilian.

Fondl and chitown seem to like the same as I do.Race is not important altough I tend to not like blondes. Asian,Black,Hispanic or dark skinned Caucassian girls 19-25 5'- 5'6" about 100-125 lbs with good conversation skills and a pretty smile. I also like natural breasts B-D.

I don't know because I have many different types. In general, I always go for a girl with big ones, although some of them do tend to be on the fugly side. In truth, it depends on my mood that particular moment. I could go in to my favorite club and my favorite is there and sometimes, all we do is a couple dances and that's it for the night and other times, we talk and talk and talk some more and get many dances.

Asian would be my first request.

I don't get it either, Chitown. I would say you get more opportunities at Brad's than at most places to snag the girl you want. Between the $1 dances and the brisk stage rotation (including girls interrupting their VIPs), what more could you want? In my 3 visits, I got dances with my top choices each night, with one exception who I caught the next time back. You know, I think the problem is that you can easily see all around the club, so these guys focus on one girl and assume she can see them and tell they're waiting for her. That ain't the way it works.

By the way, I think the dancers at Brad's get a bad rap about not circulating. I agree that they don't go table to table ginning up business, which means you don't often have to blow off girls that don't appeal to you. I have always found that a $5 tip at the rail gets you the attention, at your table, of any dancer that you care to talk to...or have other forms of interaction with.

Hard to believe that it's been six months since I was out there--when Chandler and I met up. I've got to do something about that this summer.

Jethro Tull, Album: "Songs from the Wood", track: "Velvet Green":

Never a care: with your legs in the air, loving. Walking on velvet green.

Indeed

FONDL: I definitely prefer the shy, retiring type. At times I get a little masochistic, and like the kind who, when you tell them they are beautiful, they will say something like, "Fuck yourself in the ear." A little of that goes a long way, however.

When's the next flight from Philly to Indy? I'm ready.

The one area where I have very mixed feelings is the smile. I love a huge smile that lights up the room. But the girl who never smiles can also be a big turn-on. Especially the one who looks shy and vulnerable - I'm a sucker for shy and vulnerable. So I guess I have two types - the really outgoing girl with a big smile, and the shy frightened vulnerable girl who reminds you of a deer cought in the headlights. The interesting thing is that my ATF fits both of those descriptions, but you have to really really know her to find that out. Hmmmm.

Chitown, the only place where I differ from your description is age - 24 is about max for me.

Haha! Why ask a waitress? Just look around the room for a pair of exquisite legs sticking up in midair.

Coincidentally, reading the latest review of Brad's is what gave me the idea for this topic.

Okay, if instead of being so open minded I took the other extreme, I would describe her as follows:

5'7" thin limber but not athletic a-cup long, wavy blonde hair (dyed OK), sometimes worn up (short coifed platinum hairdo an acceptable substitute) shaved pussy, waxed better yet some tattoos OK, but not too many big corny ones nor corny 90s-style piercings Northern European or Slavic ancestry very cute, very sexy face full, pouty lips 19 years old, but with a fake ID one year experience stripping affectionate but a bit quiet loose morals

Waitresses are used to taking long drink orders. She could remember it.

Chandler, at Brad's you would greatly shorten the request by just asking for Lacey, no?

I think that FONDL and I are on the same wavelength in some ways. My ideal dancer would be 18-28 years old, with the following physical attributes:

5'2-5'6 95-125# flat to b-cup chin- to shoulder length brown/black hair caucasian (incl. latina and middle/near eastern).

The general description I use is "naughty babysitter."

I would prefer a dancer with some experience, as I find that newer dancers can be somewhat shy about contact.

In about twelve years of going to strip clubs, I can think of three dancers who perfectly fit the above criteria, so they are obviously just a starting point. If I had to pick a current celebrity as my ideal dancer, it would be Jennifer Love Hewitt, although obviously she is much more boobular than the above description.

If I had to do it that way, I'd ask for someone who was small, cute, friendly, young and new to the business. And depending on where I was I might also specify a college student.

I meant to add: I wouldn't specify or rule out any hair color or physical trait other than no fuglies because I've had good times and bad times with all of them.

Okay, I get you now, Dan. That's pretty close to my attitude, too.

Back to the topic, I might just tell the waitress to bring me their best looking girl-next-door type. I think that says that I'm not just interested in a bimbo stereotype with the biggest tits, and hopefully it implies some degree of friendliness and lack of phoniness. But good looks are a must. I might throw in that she better be nasty, too.

Chandler, I meant in the sense that there are girls I like who have nipple rings or other piercings or tattoos. Which isn't to say I like them in general, but I don't hold that against them. Although that tattoo in the lower back always bugs me. Why there? And those tattoos in Chinese. Do they know what it means?