How would you describe your type?
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Suppose it's your first time at a club where the girls aren't circulating, so the waitress asks what type of girl you'd like her to send your way. What would you tell her?
Myself, I'm not crazy about relying on an intermediary, and I would fear that any description I gave would fail to capture what I look for and rule out some. But nevertheless, I would say, "Cute, friendly but not phony, not too fat and not too old. Small tits not a problem."
Myself, I'm not crazy about relying on an intermediary, and I would fear that any description I gave would fail to capture what I look for and rule out some. But nevertheless, I would say, "Cute, friendly but not phony, not too fat and not too old. Small tits not a problem."
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I believe that the type of club influences the level of tattooing and piercings. I can deal with ears, but anything else I do not like. Some may, but then each to their own.
I would have to say I see far more then years past. That might be becaude I don't care for the "up scale" clubs. I prefer the local ones.
Hard to believe that it's been six months since I was out there--when Chandler and I met up. I've got to do something about that this summer.
Never a care: with your legs in the air, loving.
Walking on velvet green.
Indeed
The one area where I have very mixed feelings is the smile. I love a huge smile that lights up the room. But the girl who never smiles can also be a big turn-on. Especially the one who looks shy and vulnerable - I'm a sucker for shy and vulnerable. So I guess I have two types - the really outgoing girl with a big smile, and the shy frightened vulnerable girl who reminds you of a deer cought in the headlights. The interesting thing is that my ATF fits both of those descriptions, but you have to really really know her to find that out. Hmmmm.
Chitown, the only place where I differ from your description is age - 24 is about max for me.
Coincidentally, reading the latest review of Brad's is what gave me the idea for this topic.
5'7"
thin
limber but not athletic
a-cup
long, wavy blonde hair (dyed OK), sometimes worn up
(short coifed platinum hairdo an acceptable substitute)
shaved pussy, waxed better yet
some tattoos OK, but not too many big corny ones nor corny 90s-style piercings
Northern European or Slavic ancestry
very cute, very sexy face
full, pouty lips
19 years old, but with a fake ID
one year experience stripping
affectionate but a bit quiet
loose morals
5'2-5'6
95-125#
flat to b-cup
chin- to shoulder length brown/black hair
caucasian (incl. latina and middle/near eastern).
The general description I use is "naughty babysitter."
I would prefer a dancer with some experience, as I find that newer dancers can be somewhat shy about contact.
In about twelve years of going to strip clubs, I can think of three dancers who perfectly fit the above criteria, so they are obviously just a starting point. If I had to pick a current celebrity as my ideal dancer, it would be Jennifer Love Hewitt, although obviously she is much more boobular than the above description.
Back to the topic, I might just tell the waitress to bring me their best looking girl-next-door type. I think that says that I'm not just interested in a bimbo stereotype with the biggest tits, and hopefully it implies some degree of friendliness and lack of phoniness. But good looks are a must. I might throw in that she better be nasty, too.
I meant in the sense that there are girls I like who have nipple rings or other piercings or tattoos. Which isn't to say I like them in general, but I don't hold that against them. Although that tattoo in the lower back always bugs me. Why there? And those tattoos in Chinese. Do they know what it means?