Thinking about sports has long been considered by many to be an effective suppressant for a raging boner or premature ejaculation. On the other hand, one of us posted that he listens to sports talk radio on the way to a club to "get in the mood". When strip clubs feature a sports theme or a lot of sports-related activities, I figured it was just because they're two thing that guys tend to like: sports and tits.
Is there more to it? Do you get fired up about your team in the same way you get fired up about hot chicks? Or does all the sports stuff ever get distracting?
In a club I will usually be focused on one or the other. I don't have that many favorite sports teams so usually I'll go for tits over sports. However if I get tired of the current tits on display and the sports look decent, I may watch the sports instead. I wouldn't mind if some of the clubs I go to mixed things up a bit more with video arcades and tits. When the action gets slow in one place, I could take a break and entertain myself in the other.
I have to agree with FONDL. In fact, of all the places I ever liked, I can only think of 3 that didn't have a pool table. One of the clubs I've gone to tends to be more pool hall than strip club. On the other hand, I suck at pool and have only played the pool tables a couple times. Some dancers are good at it.
In my experience, the gentlemen's clubs don't usually have any sports-related activities in the place (pool tables, TV etc.) but the laid-back neighborhood places often do. They don't add anything for me but if that's the price of going to a good neighborhood place it strikes me as a price worth paying. I know this one club with a pool table right outside the dressing room door and there's no door, just a wide open double-width doorway. Pool is very popular there.
I don't mind sports being there as long as they don't get in the way. Even though I'm not from St. Louis, I bet I've watched more Cardinals baseball on TV over the past 10 years than anything else just to kill time while fuglies were onstage in ESL clubs. I'm a casual sports fan, not a superfan. Sports bars aren't very fun for me, and I don't like it when strip clubs take on the same kind of rah-rah atmosphere. That's not my idea of sexy.
I'm also not too crazy about tits added to other things. Anytime tits are used to sell an unrelated product, I take it to be a sign that the beer, cars, chicken wings, whatever, must not be very good. Usually, the tits used to pander aren't very good either - for anything but cheap laughs.
I'd never be caught dead in a sports bar. Big screen TVs are just another attempt to draw customers to a strip club that don't want to spend money on the dancers (pool tables also fall into this category).
I did watch the Red Sox win the world series on a strip club television a couple of years ago. It was a 20" model at the bar and I watched with a Brazilian stripper in my arms as I tried to explain baseball to her. Sports bar indeed!
I'm not much of a sports fan, so I can't respond directly to this question. However, very close to the sensation from sex is the rush I get as time freezes when the judge looks at the verdict, then says, "The jury has returned verdict form C. 'We the jury find for the defendant and against the plaintiff.'" Although I've never busted a nut on hearing those words, the emotional sensations are close.
I'm not sure that the sensations would be enhanced if the court reporter was naked as that happened.
I think it is more of a symbiotic relationship rather than a causual one. Men like sports. Men like tits. A stripclub is a male environment, one of the last few, other than the sports arena. You want a man's attention? Sports and tits are right near the top of most interests. Why aren't there scantily clad male NFL cheerleaders? I think we know. And if there were, it'd probably be to attract gay men, not women.
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Nothing wrong with wanting it all!
I'm also not too crazy about tits added to other things. Anytime tits are used to sell an unrelated product, I take it to be a sign that the beer, cars, chicken wings, whatever, must not be very good. Usually, the tits used to pander aren't very good either - for anything but cheap laughs.
To me, heaven; Box seats at a Steelers game with a hot naked chick on my lap... and a beer... and maybe a porno on the jumbotron.
Wouldn't mind a grilled Brat with that.
Not either/or, complimentory.
Sports who????
I did watch the Red Sox win the world series on a strip club television a couple of years ago. It was a 20" model at the bar and I watched with a Brazilian stripper in my arms as I tried to explain baseball to her. Sports bar indeed!
I'm not sure that the sensations would be enhanced if the court reporter was naked as that happened.