Do sports and tits go together?

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• AbbieNormal

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  18 years ago

  Ooooh, almost forgot redheads. Yep, sounds like a party.
• casualguy

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  18 years ago

  In a club I will usually be focused on one or the other. I don't have that many favorite sports teams so usually I'll go for tits over sports. However if I get tired of the current tits on display and the sports look decent, I may watch the sports instead. I wouldn't mind if some of the clubs I go to mixed things up a bit more with video arcades and tits. When the action gets slow in one place, I could take a break and entertain myself in the other.
• Golfer99

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  18 years ago

  AbbieNormal you are my hero. Can we party together. Steelers, Heinz Field, Beer and a redhead.
• DandyDan

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  18 years ago

  I have to agree with FONDL. In fact, of all the places I ever liked, I can only think of 3 that didn't have a pool table. One of the clubs I've gone to tends to be more pool hall than strip club. On the other hand, I suck at pool and have only played the pool tables a couple times. Some dancers are good at it.
• FONDL

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  18 years ago

  In my experience, the gentlemen's clubs don't usually have any sports-related activities in the place (pool tables, TV etc.) but the laid-back neighborhood places often do. They don't add anything for me but if that's the price of going to a good neighborhood place it strikes me as a price worth paying. I know this one club with a pool table right outside the dressing room door and there's no door, just a wide open double-width doorway. Pool is very popular there.
• lopaw

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  18 years ago

  Ah....I see. Nothing wrong with wanting it all!
• chandler

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  18 years ago

  I don't mind sports being there as long as they don't get in the way. Even though I'm not from St. Louis, I bet I've watched more Cardinals baseball on TV over the past 10 years than anything else just to kill time while fuglies were onstage in ESL clubs. I'm a casual sports fan, not a superfan. Sports bars aren't very fun for me, and I don't like it when strip clubs take on the same kind of rah-rah atmosphere. That's not my idea of sexy. I'm also not too crazy about tits added to other things. Anytime tits are used to sell an unrelated product, I take it to be a sign that the beer, cars, chicken wings, whatever, must not be very good. Usually, the tits used to pander aren't very good either - for anything but cheap laughs.
• AbbieNormal

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  18 years ago

  No, lopaw you miss the point. To me, heaven; Box seats at a Steelers game with a hot naked chick on my lap... and a beer... and maybe a porno on the jumbotron. Wouldn't mind a grilled Brat with that. Not either/or, complimentory.
• lopaw

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  18 years ago

  Hmmmm....lets see......sports on the tube, or a hot chick in my lap. Sports who????
• Yoda

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  18 years ago

  I'd never be caught dead in a sports bar. Big screen TVs are just another attempt to draw customers to a strip club that don't want to spend money on the dancers (pool tables also fall into this category). I did watch the Red Sox win the world series on a strip club television a couple of years ago. It was a 20" model at the bar and I watched with a Brazilian stripper in my arms as I tried to explain baseball to her. Sports bar indeed!
• DandyDan

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  18 years ago

  I don't know if they perfectly go together, but ladies who like sports always get a chance with me.
• chitownlawyer

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  18 years ago

  I'm not much of a sports fan, so I can't respond directly to this question. However, very close to the sensation from sex is the rush I get as time freezes when the judge looks at the verdict, then says, "The jury has returned verdict form C. 'We the jury find for the defendant and against the plaintiff.'" Although I've never busted a nut on hearing those words, the emotional sensations are close. I'm not sure that the sensations would be enhanced if the court reporter was naked as that happened.
• ryan111778

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  18 years ago

  Don't tits go with anything? I am hard pressed to think of an activity that I like that wouldn't be improved by a nice pair of tits.
• AbbieNormal

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  18 years ago

  I think it is more of a symbiotic relationship rather than a causual one. Men like sports. Men like tits. A stripclub is a male environment, one of the last few, other than the sports arena. You want a man's attention? Sports and tits are right near the top of most interests. Why aren't there scantily clad male NFL cheerleaders? I think we know. And if there were, it'd probably be to attract gay men, not women.