19 years ago

All New Season Premiere! Quotes From Other People's Reviews

Yes, it's time for another installment of the thread where we post stuff we come across while browsing through TUSCL club reviews - the Good, the Bad, the Ugly, and especially the Amusing, whether intentional or not.

AliLandryFan reports on some shifty dance moves at Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis:

"I had my wallet on the table because i had these thin sweat pants on. Anyways, this dancer kept positioning herself where my view of my wallet was obstructed. i had this suspicion that she was taking 20's out of it. But i cant be entirely 100% sure. Its like, i could SWEAR i had had more 20's in there when i went in and i came out and my wallet was empty. IF the dancer was taking them, she was definitely smooth. I cant be 1000% sure she was, it was just a hunch based on her movements and just a 6th sense about what she was doing. But she was slick, if she did."

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minnow

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19 years ago

Chandler: Aforementioned Diamonds review also told of 1 member of party being kicked out of club for barfing in mens room. Good thread, my fave is phil55 description of "last dance" @ Flamingo Theater in Anaheim, abt. Sept05, I think.

chandler

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19 years ago

The scourge of largism marred jkbd33's visit to Diamond's Cabaret Ultimate in Dayton, Ohio:

"Another friend was tipping really well, and it was like the strippers didn't care for him because he was a larger man. He didn't stink he showered before we left for the club. if he was big and stinky then I would understand. ... overall a nice place with good looking women ... the prejudice against my larger friend for no reason brings the score down to a 6"

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