Articles - 2019

PHASE FOUR: TUSCL Meetups For those of you who have not read the first two installments of this mongering opus and would like to catch up go to the following links. Part 1 - https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=55763 Parts 2 & 3 - https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=56398 With everything I have done in terms of mongering, one of the most enjoyable parts to having found TUSCL is my interactions with…

Ever since I started clubbing in earnest in the mid 90s, I have kept a log of every strip club visit and (in recent years) OTC date. In this log I record the date, name of club, and names of dancers that I did dances or otherwise, um, engaged with. As I’ve related before, I was a very…

INTRODUCTION Just like most people, I enjoy multiple hobbies. It just so happens that two of my favorite hobbies are exercising and visiting strip clubs. I first started weight training at age 15, as part of an off-season conditioning program to get ready for football. I’ve been going to strip clubs since age 27. Over the years, I have discovered…

A recent discussion prompted this one. The subject has been raised many times on TUSCL; here’s my take on it. There was a time when I would have said “gimme the instant gratification” almost exclusively. Walk in, sift through the chaff to find the wheat, and go do our thing, or rather, *my* thing, then leave. Going to a club was…

As a sort of disclaimer, i had this "series" of articles written many months ago when there might have been more interest, but as many of you are aware, the article feature was on hiatus for a good part of this year. As such, some of the details and features of the clubs described may have changed. I…

This was originally going to be a single article, but i realized that not everyone likes the same things that i might, so i tried to be a little more inclusive of different possibilities. Different, not better, although that is subjective. Anyway, this entire article series has turned into a bit of an ugly monster. So moving on along. ---------------------------------------------------------- Harvey, what happened…

If you're at all like me, i suppose you could have just ignored or skipped the first two articles. But i'm sure many of you are not like me and i needed a separate article just for the long drawn out introduction. I also generally prefer upscale clubs opposed to some of the divier clubs mentioned in the previous articles.…

There is no listing for the outdoor strip show known as the Window Girls of Amsterdam, so I thought an article describing my experiences will fill the bill. My experiences range over a 12-year period, but this article focuses on a recent visit with a little compare and contrast. This was written in July, but had to be held until…

Everyone has said “I wish I knew then what I know now” at some point in their lives. I imagine most people wish they would have started doing some things sooner in life. After my marriage dissolved six years ago, I was a mess for about three years. Had no motivation to do anything or talk to anybody and kept everything…

The next few months in Louisville will feature several conventions, the most notable of which is the annual "Farmers" convention (officially, the "National Farm Machinery Show"), which will run February 13-16 this year. In addition, there's the Kentucky Derby Festival. This year, the Festival kicks off on April 13th with Thunder Over Louisville, one of the largest fireworks…

Precisely how should we relate to strippers - the women who will strip down to their masbcara and provide desploogination services to strangers for a fee? This is a question that has bedeviled the world’s greatest minds. Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, St. Thomas Aquinas, Leibniz, Hume, Locke, Groucho and Woody Allen have all attempted to set forth how we should…

This is the tale of my wondrous Houdini boxers and how they changed my life. First, you must understand that during my early years as a strip club monger “table dances” were a new idea. There were no “lap dances” yet and “a good grind” back then referred to a good cup of coffee. Just as the lap dance were…

There are many ways a stripper can introduce herself to you. Some techniques are more memorable than others. The most common and perhaps the lamest is to simply slide up to your table with her boobs hanging out and ask if you want some company. It works if there is enough skin showing and it’s not too saggy,…

Just like the title says I'll be talking about my first strip club experience. A bit of a background about my self. I been a tuscl member since 2012. I used to visit this site on a daily basis but the past 3 years I completely stopped logging in until now. I been going to strip clubs for the 12…

Since my last article was so successful I thought I'd write another one on investing. Been very busy, that's why I haven't followed up with another article in almost 9 years!! Market is obviously quite volatile nowadays. I think the markets will recover from their recent downtrends for at least 6-12 months. After that I'll…

I wonder why some clubs in Vegas become intensely motivated to completely commercialize, which eventually ruins, their own reputation with customers. Obviously, the drive is based on profit, but, when they charge outrageous covers and insist on having regular events such as porn star features, the intimacy of moment is ruined and the clubs feeling becomes more public. Clubs that…

Flashback to 2006.…

When I left off I'd broken up with the fat chick and was on to another. We'll call her Titty Monster (38 DDD). Serious titties. She was clearly hot once upon a time. But her looks had faded. Her titties however were like what I hope Robinson Canoe will reveal this year. The greats…

As rquested by 4got2**** in my Denial comment: “Brilliant! Do you also have a grand unified theory of internet trolling? ;)” Generally speaking Internet trolling is when a “Troll” makes “random unsolicited and/or controversial comments in a internet forum with the intent to provoke an emotional reaction from readers and make them engage into a fight or argument.” However often times the term is…

I’ve been mongering for more than a few years and have had the pleasure of visiting a number of SCs over the years. Like most at first I was very naive bordering on downright stupid and this missed out on many possible experiences. Once sitting on sniffers row I commented to the dancer that she had the most beautiful body…

Over the years I have had a number of great lap dances from a wide variety of Dancers. The “Fantasy” has always been a common thread through every dance I have ever had. That fantasy has been that despite my age, beer belly and receding hairline, I am the most sexually exciting member of the male population this physically stunning…

Ive seen the question come up a few times here. What’s the SA experience in Vegas? Well...... Here’s my story. I was traveling to Vegas for a weeklong trade show. Boring work stuff all day. Decided to give SA a try. First, you have to create a profile on SA. You include basic info such as birth date, ethnicity, height,…

It is pretty much taken for granted that the best club in TJ is the Hong Kong Club. And depending on the frequency of your visits and timing of your visits the membership for 50 bucks is a good deal. I got curious about some of the other clubs and some of the other options…

A Day in the Life of... On this site I’ve previously chronicled my adventures, mis-adventures, thrills and many tragedies which have occurred with one stripper and me. I’ve had fantastic times and so many mis-steps that I’ve been led to years of psychotherapy, soul searching, financial troubles and yet, on one level, I don’t regret it. The purpose of this article…

Recent life events got me to thinking about a lot of things in my history, part of it was the early strip club experience. Hard to believe so many years have gone by and all the changes, but to the memories! My first visit to a strip club was in San Diego, well it really was a burlesque venue.…

Working in the industry you know the clubs have a High turnover ratio. In my area Centerfolds is still the top club followed by Deja Vu and Pure Gold. Yes Club Fantasy is still open but only on select days. That however doesn't matter not for this article anyway. It's important for clubs to always add new talent and keep…

If you polled the non-DJ contingent of folks who patron a strip club, the overwhelming opinion of them is that they're sub-human, walking STD's, whos larynxs have been cloned from Casey Kasem's crack addicted bizarro-world doppleganger, destined for an arguably classier career move operating the tilt-a-whirl at county fairs and town anniversaries BFE-wide after they've overstayed their scrotum in every…

Naked from head to toe with her legs spread. That's my favorite vision of a beautiful woman. I'm sure I'm not alone. Unfortunately, in America they frown upon that scene, at least in public places (Thank heaven for Tijuana!). So if a woman can't be naked, except at the handful of clothing optional beaches and whatever nude bars there might be in…

Friday night. Los Angeles, California 2011, Warm Spring night I was feeling good that night. I was feeling real good. Good as I ever would. So good I had mad wood. It hit me hard. Not quite as hard as my dick but still pretty hard. Strip Club. It had to be. Yes sir. There could be nothing else. I…

This would have been about eight years ago, in a well-known Philadelphia topless club. The club in question is about 90% WOC, and in particular has a succession of college-age spinners who I presume are working their way through school for a few years before moving on to real jobs. The girl - Jazmine - was 22, about 5'7", slender,…

As the outdoor lights faded, the darkness enveloped me as I entered in a dark corridor. I still remember my pulse pounding throughout my ears, racing, and sweaty palms as I timidly handed my ID to the bouncer. At the time, I had seen exactly one set of real boobs, had sex with one person, and was exposed solely to…

I have only been on this forum for about six weeks, but I have been going to strip clubs all my adult life. Not often but over almost 50 years I have been to quite a few. One thing this forum has done for me as I read discussions, reviews and articles by others I have begun to…

When I lived in Phoenix, AZ, my 29th birthday happened to coincide with Jaguar Gold Club's Thursday night Stripper Cagefighting! As a strip club connoisseur and MMA enthusiast, I thought this would be the best thing ever! I was beyond excited that it was happening on my birthday. I went with a group of friends. I…

Hi everybody, I'm a relatively new strip club enthusiast/addict. I'm 38 and up till 3 months ago had spent maybe 15 total minutes of my life in strip clubs. I'd talked to many people who'd been around them, plus I had many ideas from TV and movies, but I'd always figured they seemed cold and impersonal, or at least that…

Many strippers insist that this is a temporary gig, and they have their sights on bigger and better things. In my experience, many of them mean it, but only a few of them believe it. My MO at a club has always been to establish a good vibe, and then frequent to secure a sure thing. Both my ATFs (at…

Well, after striking out with ultra pre-negotiations with two more cute ones at the Hong Kong bar tonight, I decided to cut my losses on lady drinks and head over to a couple more bars. Two of the smaller bars had primarily skanks on the dance floor, and the cute ones were already taken. So off I went to the…

Let me start out by emphasizing that I not from the PDX area. I was in PDX on business and pulled off a bit of a club crawl. So this is all from a non-regular’s perspective. I’ve posted individual reviews for each club visited, but though I’d try to make a ‘cliff’s notes’ level summary of the adventure. FWIW,…

Hey guys, finally getting around to writing a trip review from 8 days in Waikiki solo. Had a fab time surfing, sunning, drinking, and clubbing. There are five clubs I visited, Rock Za, Club Femme Nu, Hawaii by Night, Club 939, and Ballerinas. Let's talk about Ballerinas and Hawaii by Night. Both of those do not serve booze. Hawaii by…

As I sit here, less than 24 hours from finally visiting the world renown Hong Kong Tijuana, I look how the Atlanta strip club scene I have been loving for almost 20 years has been dying. Some clubs have benefited as a result of closed (Onyx) or super restricted clubs (i.e. Pony). But overall, Atlanta strip club scene…

I got married young and am in my early 30s now and for whatever reason he never gone to a strip club. Given that I’m married and work relatively normal hours, I don’t really have many opportunities to do so but one presented itself last month and I figured I would take advantage of the opportunity. I’m an extremely analytical…

Inspired by article "Strip Clubs in Tokyo", April 2018, by 669. INDUSTRY BACKGROUND: Japanese strip theaters are a form of burlesque -- the model is that you pay admission, sit in theater seating facing a stage, and there's a fixed rotation of dancers with creative skits and elaborate costumes. They do not circulate, selling private dancers, but there *is* an intermission…

Words matter. Approach matters. Communication matters. As a customer of literally hundreds of strip clubs and adult entertainment venues around the world, I am surprised that more women do not approach me the way I was recently approached at a club. A few weeks ago this average-beautiful lady who wasn't exactly my normal type came up to me and asked,…

I was recently needing to travel to the San Diego area for work, and just like most of us, I spent time researching the best clubs to go to during my trip (all work and no play, right?) So, I looked into the list of San Diego clubs and was working on narrowing it down to Goldfingers or maybe Deja Vu,…

I saw another 'first club experience' so I thought I'd give mine a go. Club: Lou Turks right outside Philly, year 1981. I believe it was the summer I first graduated high school. I had heard older guys talk, mostly joke about this club and guys 'eating pussy' and giving dollars to the girls. This place was also known…

My first visit to a strip club was not even a planned one. I came to the St. Louis area to meet few friends and it was a normal workday. We decided to eat outside to 5 of us sat in one hatchback and went to a middle-eastern restaurant for dinner. After dinner, we went to watch a movie in…

My first strip club experience was in Minneapolis (Seville I think) for a friends bachelor party. He was part of a fraternity and they had him go on stage for one of the “domination” shows, which frankly, was horrifying to watch. They tied him up and stomped on his nuts while the DJ encouraged us to “throw money on the…

The vast majority of review down-votes are in the "not enough details" category. Yet the vast majority of reviewer complaints are "I don't want to rehash stuff I've posted before." Both complaints are valid.  Here's my fix...  For a club that you visit repeatedly, write the 'evergreen' details into a text file that you save to your phone or computer (or both).…

I am a long-time fan of the spearmint rhino clubs in the Los Angeles area. being in California the law changed at the beginning of 2019. basically (as I have heard it) the dancers now need to be employees of the club. now this is strictly my opinion and not based on absolute fact that…

My first trip to a strip club was in 1994. It was Wacko's in Jacksonville, FL. I had no idea what to expect and I brought $50 with me. "Lapdances" were $5, and contact was minimal, but I fell in love with a new hobby. Before long, I became a regular of the club and also…

This is my first article. I thought I should share my favorite experience at a SC so far. This was also my first but not last adventure in a VIP room. First, let me tell you something about myself. I love panties, in particular thongs/g-strings. I find it so sexy to see that little piece of fabric wedged between some…

I should have known.... The hints, the signs, they were all there.... I should have noticed..... We’ve known each other for years, she was athletic, very athletic and I’m into the athletic type. I thought it was a fit for me. We would play one on one in basketball and often times she would dunk over me, I didn’t know any girl that…

Had never been to a strip club before. This was my first experience.... Miami, Florida. Was sitting at a hooters watching an NFL game and getting drunk with the guy next to me. We start talking and he tells me he is an investor. Just made like 30 grand on some amazing stocks and was was trying to get me in…

All your life, you may have wondered how do I reign in these hungry hoes on seekingarrangement.com? How do I bag these begging bitches? Wonder no more, because a master pussy guru guiding light conquerer has just busted through the door. I am here now to rescue you from your mothers basement. Take my hand now as we venture forth,…

I would like to tell my experience of my first visit to a strip club. It was 3 years back when I was 23 and me and my friends decided to visit a strip club on a fine summer evening when we were dining at a restaurant in downtown St. Louis. We searched for clubs in the area and surprisingly…

The year was 2013. I was 18 and had only recently lost my virginity to a long-time boyfriend. I was a nerd/tomboy (albeit one with great T&A), rarely wore makeup, and had zero fashion sense. The last word I would ever use to describe myself was “sexy.” I was always envious of women who…

TUSCL has members from all over the USA, some members are so synonymous with the region/city they club in; shadowcat in Atlanta, lopaw in LA, Papi in Miami, Rick Dugan in Jacksonville, skibum in Providence, Subra in SF, Rogertex in Austin the list goes on and on. Maybe you thought to yourself, "How do I rub elbows with some of…

There are few really great places to see naked ladies in London that are anywhere near as much fun as they were 15 years ago. With a couple of exceptions, air dances are common, expensive upsells are frequent and genuine fun frustratingly rare. The least friendly atmosphere I've experienced has been at the club that has in the past offered…

“A Night to Remember” With apologies to Walter Lord for his book and Shalimar for his song, I had a night to remember which involved me, an unassuming 69 year old pathetic loser at that time, Andy, a 29 year old full time stripper, full time drug addict, and part time hooker; Cy, a high school friend of Andy’s who was…

Here are a few rules that I follow to make the most of my experience when I go out to look at some fresh hooch. Number one, do not get a private dance within the first 30 minutes of being inside the club. Walk around and get a feel for each girl you see. Check out a few stage shows…

What this website doesn’t seem to reveal is that in the Dominican Republic, a car wash is a strip club. When you visit the strip club, you’ll soon realize that very few residents own a car. Those that do, cherish them and tend to clean them frequently. The main transportation is MoPeds. Even Uber drivers use MoPeds. So when…

First off, I like talking to strippers, they have a lot of stories to tell, some funny, some fascinating, some outright horrifying or disgusting. My wife doesn't understand why I enjoy socializing with strippers so much, when i'm not this verbose when meeting people in the outside world. I can't help but find strippers interesting. Dare I say that I…

I care about the interactions. I care about you as a human being. Yes of course, this is a job and at the end of the day, I would not be there unless it was for the money. I'm not a huge fan of strangers seeing me naked and getting groped all night. Or disrespected. But aside…

I lived El Paso, Texas for a few years, left just recently. I would go to the strip club often multiple times a week so I had a pretty good pulse on the city's strip clubs so why not shit out an article. I was reading an article by Harderlap on Albuquerque https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=18353 and it gave me inspiration to do…

It all started in 2016. I went through a crappy divorce after 13 years of faithful marriage. I found myself lost, lonely, but finally having extra cash to myself. I got tired of sitting in normal bars feeling drunk and socially awkward. So what’s a guy to do? EASTSIDE! Anyone from the St Louis area knows that there’s a ton of…