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My first trip to a strip club was in 1994. It was Wacko's in Jacksonville, FL. I had no idea what to expect and I brought $50 with me. "Lapdances" were $5, and contact was minimal, but I fell in love with a new hobby. Before long, I became a regular of the club and also spent time checking out other clubs in Jax. I frequented a few, but almost always came back to Wacko's eventually.

Gold Club in the 90's was a revelation for me. I hadn't yet experienced Tampa, and the nude clubs in Jax were strictly no-touch (or at least that was my experience at the time.) Gold Club stood out for two reasons: 1) they were located in a huge former restaurant named Henderson's. The building was huge and located out of sight of Atlantic Blvd. 2) Due to a loophole in city law, they were the first legal topless club in Jacksonville. All of Jacksonville's other establishments were either full nude/no alcohol or bikini bars.

I frequented Gold Club right up until I met my future ex-wife. Once She-Who-Rides-the-Broomstick and I started dating, my SCing days were over. Or so I thought.

Time moved on. My marriage started off on the highest note it would ever have. After the honeymoon, things trended inexorably downward. Long about the time I started to seriously consider divorce, we were expecting a child. I never thought seriously about divorce again. Until I was served.

2015 was a craptacular year for both of us. I lost my job. Her father died. I came home from work one day to find her in the driveway with our van loaded to the ceiling with stuff she wanted to take. She had already brought movers in for the heavy stuff.

Yeah, yeah. So your life sucked. When did you get back to clubbing?

Not for three years. In fact, around three years after my own personal Independence Day, I ventured into Scores (now Emporers, again) to check out the SC scene for the first time in the 21st century. I quickly noticed some key differences.

First of all, there were boobs everywhere. Either local law had changed (nope) or things had just gotten much more lax compared to the old days. (yep) Second, contrary to more recent experiences there, Scores/Emporers/Nom du Jour had really solid talent that night. I wasn't there for 10 minutes before an eastern European girl who was easily an 8 or so on my scale came up and sat down by me. We talked a bit and then I went for a dance.

WOAH. As someone who cut his teeth on 90's North-Florida low-mileage dances, having this dancer straddle me and shove her tits in my face (and encourage mouth-nipple interaction) was mind blowing. The other thing that was mind blowing was how much more expensive dances were now. Needless to say, I decided that it was going to be worth the time to re-learn the local scene.

Fast forward 9 months. I found a new (old) favorite club (Wacko's), a new 2nd choice (New Solid Gold) and another new favorite since Wacko's has gone downhill a bit. (Sinsations) I've learned about extras and where to get them (if I were into that sort of thing *ahem*.) I've found new CF's. I've relearned about how to define "it's time to stop." I've decided I need a higher paying job!

Below, are some local strippers who have stood out from the crowd, either positively or negatively, by club. If the stripper did anything against the rules or law, I've changed the name to protect the fun.

Wacko's:

Kate - petite blonde, could pass for Emma Stone. Natural boobs. Great dances, just don't get on her bad side. One time, she stroked my beard and decided to show me her "beard" - a neatly trimmed landing strip. Of course, I had to inspect it thoroughly both visually and by feel. Had we been in the right booth, I might have offered an oral exam.

New Solid Gold:

Amara - Redhead with curves, but not bbw. Never have I had a dance that was so sensual and enjoyable that I didn't care that she wasn't going into stick shifting or other, farther activities. She's a bit older than some dancers here (late 20's) but man, is she HOT. What makes her dangerous for me is we really seemed to enjoy talking with each other. It wouldn't be hard for me to end up breaking my rule about spending only what I bring with me with her.

Sinsations:

Cocoa - Slender, tall brunette with natural tits and legs that go on forever. Very sensual dances. Very upfront about her limits, which I like - helps avoid confusion. Now, if I can just get her to bend the rules for me a bit....

Bonnie - Slender tallish brunette with large fake boobs, but they're so nice I don't care. Dances escalate very nicely through a set. Very hot. Wish she did extras, but then I haven't asked.