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BobbySwole

Had never been to a strip club before. This was my first experience....

Miami, Florida. Was sitting at a hooters watching an NFL game and getting drunk with the guy next to me. We start talking and he tells me he is an investor. Just made like 30 grand on some amazing stocks and was was trying to get me in the game. He was about 30 years older than me and it seemed he was in a state of wanting to leave a lasting impression on me with his stock advice / celebrating the money he just made. Anyway he tells me of this amazing club in the city called e11even and that he wants to take me. I told him I'm pretty broke and he offers to pay. For everything. Man was I in.

We head to club and wait in line for about an hour. The place is absolutely popping. Pay the crazy cover charge (I think like 40 or 50?) and walk in. The place was half night club half strip club. The first thing I notice is a rich looking Arab dude making it rain over every girl in his section. Strippers and non strippers alike. His section seems pretty popular, to say the least.

We head over to center stage and watch after group after group of girls come on. They interact more and more with the crowd and my new friend is handing me stacks to tip and be a part of it. I start having some fun, putting bills in my mouth and one girl almost makes out with me as she takes it. Put another few bills in my lap and a girl certainly gets a handful and she takes them. I'm having an absolute blast and I'm even making friends with a group of girls next to us who were there for a bachelorette party.

Next up on stage is this dude in a mask. He does this crazy trapeze act where he hangs from a rope and spins and flips around. He takes off the mask and throws it into the crowd. People are going wild, especially the bachelorette party.

We later head to another stage that is a near a wall of private booths. Girls are coming around talking to guys and asking if they want a lapdance. I think the price was about twenty. I make the mistake of saying yes to the first girl who asks me. I realize later I could have had my pick. She wasn't bad looking though so no regrets. The dance itself wasn't great. No contact. I am disappointed forsure.

I head back to the main stage, since I thought that was way more fun than the private air dance. My friend leaves me a final stack and disappears to the VIP section. I didn't have enough for that so I sit down next to a cute blonde and we start tipping the dancers together. I ask her if she can dance. She says why doesn't she show me. We head into the section off the side of the stage where it becomes more like a nightclub and we are grinding on each other. Things get hot and heavy and we go home together. Not another sign of my angel investor, but I have his business card and decide to call him later to thank him. Turns out I lost the card.

So, if you're the angel investor who paid for me to have the night of my life and you're reading this, just know that I cannot thank you enough. I hope one day I can do for someone else what you did for me that night. Also I highly recommend club e11even. I would give it an 11/10.