Articles - February, 2019

Precisely how should we relate to strippers - the women who will strip down to their masbcara and provide desploogination services to strangers for a fee? This is a question that has bedeviled the world’s greatest minds. Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, St. Thomas Aquinas, Leibniz, Hume, Locke, Groucho and Woody Allen have all attempted to set forth how we should…

This is the tale of my wondrous Houdini boxers and how they changed my life. First, you must understand that during my early years as a strip club monger “table dances” were a new idea. There were no “lap dances” yet and “a good grind” back then referred to a good cup of coffee. Just as the lap dance were…

There are many ways a stripper can introduce herself to you. Some techniques are more memorable than others. The most common and perhaps the lamest is to simply slide up to your table with her boobs hanging out and ask if you want some company. It works if there is enough skin showing and it’s not too saggy,…

Just like the title says I'll be talking about my first strip club experience. A bit of a background about my self. I been a tuscl member since 2012. I used to visit this site on a daily basis but the past 3 years I completely stopped logging in until now. I been going to strip clubs for the 12…

Since my last article was so successful I thought I'd write another one on investing. Been very busy, that's why I haven't followed up with another article in almost 9 years!! Market is obviously quite volatile nowadays. I think the markets will recover from their recent downtrends for at least 6-12 months. After that I'll…

I wonder why some clubs in Vegas become intensely motivated to completely commercialize, which eventually ruins, their own reputation with customers. Obviously, the drive is based on profit, but, when they charge outrageous covers and insist on having regular events such as porn star features, the intimacy of moment is ruined and the clubs feeling becomes more public. Clubs that…

Flashback to 2006.…

When I left off I'd broken up with the fat chick and was on to another. We'll call her Titty Monster (38 DDD). Serious titties. She was clearly hot once upon a time. But her looks had faded. Her titties however were like what I hope Robinson Canoe will reveal this year. The greats…

As rquested by 4got2**** in my Denial comment: “Brilliant! Do you also have a grand unified theory of internet trolling? ;)” Generally speaking Internet trolling is when a “Troll” makes “random unsolicited and/or controversial comments in a internet forum with the intent to provoke an emotional reaction from readers and make them engage into a fight or argument.” However often times the term is…

I’ve been mongering for more than a few years and have had the pleasure of visiting a number of SCs over the years. Like most at first I was very naive bordering on downright stupid and this missed out on many possible experiences. Once sitting on sniffers row I commented to the dancer that she had the most beautiful body…

Over the years I have had a number of great lap dances from a wide variety of Dancers. The “Fantasy” has always been a common thread through every dance I have ever had. That fantasy has been that despite my age, beer belly and receding hairline, I am the most sexually exciting member of the male population this physically stunning…

Ive seen the question come up a few times here. What’s the SA experience in Vegas? Well...... Here’s my story. I was traveling to Vegas for a weeklong trade show. Boring work stuff all day. Decided to give SA a try. First, you have to create a profile on SA. You include basic info such as birth date, ethnicity, height,…

It is pretty much taken for granted that the best club in TJ is the Hong Kong Club. And depending on the frequency of your visits and timing of your visits the membership for 50 bucks is a good deal. I got curious about some of the other clubs and some of the other options…