Strip Clubs: How to Get The Bang Out of Your Buck
jpwsnoose
Number one, do not get a private dance within the first 30 minutes of being inside the club. Walk around and get a feel for each girl you see. Check out a few stage shows and throw some ones. I like to keep about $30-$50 in ones for my first 30minutes in the club.
Number two, choose wisely. When you’re throwing ones and checking out the girls test them. See who’s ok with you smacking a couple of ones on her ass. See who puts her legs around your neck or tits in your face. These girls usually give the best service in private. You have to spend a little money to find this one out, but it’s money well spent. Those who just dance for you from a distance are probably not worth your $$ in VIP. This is not a hard rule, but a decent gauge of milage in the VIP.
Number three, don’t fall for the Champagne room or the Special VIP for $400. Unless you’re just trying to ball out for your bachelor party there is no reason to go up there. You are not more likely to have sex in the Champagne room and if they are willing to do that they will meet you at a hotel later. You can get way more dances and have a lot more fun in the basic private dance room.
Number four, have good conversation in the private dance room. And good breath goes hand in hand with this tip. If you’re breath stinks it doesn’t matter how smooth you are in the VIP. These girls are bored and they want to have an interesting conversation with you. If you keep her mind occupied you will get better service. Don’t let her use this to turn your song time into a therapy session. Balance the conversation with directions about what you like about her dance. I always direct them to show me more ass. I am an ass man after all.
If you follow these tips you will find yourself having a better time after spending the same or less than you usually do.
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Need to first establish intimate rapport, and that means FRMOS (Front Room Makeout Session).
Then when and only when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room.
Then take her home with you to continue.
Best to have picked the girl you want to be waking up in the mornings with, and to have approached her yourself.
SJG
@jpwsnoose nice simple article. I would add that you should politely but quickly cut off and disengage from any stripper that you have no interest in. If one is trying to hustle you for dances and you already know that you don't want any from her. Politely but also quickly tell her no thank you so that you can stay focused on finding a stripper that you want time with.
Also to your point about conversation, I try to keep it light and flirty. Don't get into deep conversation and keep it all about how hot and sexy she is. Keep it about YOUR sexual fantasy being with a hottie like her.
Number Five: If you are going to get any extras (anything more than a "standard" lap dance), negotiate her expected tip and the expected services she will deliver - before you get to the dance area. Nothing worse than seeing her unzip you, pull it out, lick her lips and then look up and say, "I'll need $800 for this, Sweetie."
You must swim in a small-pond.
Yes - in many clubs, one does not get anything extra in the CR except an expensive bill - but as w/ many things, strip-clubbing is often about location location location - i.e. depending on the club, and more particularly the city the club is in, you can def get sex in the VIP/CR - most experienced strip-clubbers know which clubs are the real-deal and which are just tease - strip-clubs laws are usually governed at the city-level and most clubs in most areas only go as far as local ordinances/powers-to-be allow them to go - strip-clubs/areas where one can get serious action are def the exception rather than the norm but they are def out there - e.g. if one reads reviews of clubs like Flight Club in Inkster, MI or Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach, FL (and other areas), one learns that "no sex in the champagne room" is a myth in certain clubs/areas.
w.r.t. getting girls to your hotel - can def be done but it has a pretty-low success rate (even when it's P4P) - strippers are notorious for being flakes and not showing up even if they say they will
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Availability of sex in the VIP changes from club to club and region to region. I've been in a few rare places (in the US) that were almost more brothel than strip club, extras in the VIP were that expected. But a lot depends on local regulation, enforcement of it, and the girl you're with.
But, getting the girl to come to a hotel:
a) have to pay for a hotel. In some areas, nightly rate is higher than an hour in the VIP. Even when I'm traveling and already have a hotel, it's often further away than a stripper is going to drive.
b) lots of strippers flake, no show. Even if they promise to meet later.
c) most aren't going to leave early. You'll have to wait till the club closes, they cash out, change, do their make up, etc.
In the VIP fits her schedule. She's there, working, dressed up and ready to go anyways. Not worried about transportation or childcare or explaining to her boyfriend why she's late. (kinda amazing to think maybe strippers have lives too?).
Depending on the club, she may feel safer in the VIP than in a hotel with a stranger (if she has no fear of getting caught).
Number two, choose wisely. When you’re throwing ones and checking out the girls test them. See who’s ok with you smacking a couple of ones on her ass. See who puts her legs around your neck or tits in your face. These girls usually give the best service in private.
SJG
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Thank you for your advises on this website. I go about 1 week a month in the USA and always check here reviews to avoid becoming a prey in the clubs I choose to go!
May I propose a 6th rule???
It is the result of my experience ok last week... l’m a nice guy so my club experience is my therapy... so maybe this rule is obvious for you... but not for me...
“Never think it will be easy even if you are paying... it is not... never give money in advance to a girl even if you think you could rely on her... never think she will treat you better because you think you construct a special relationship with her... if you start thinking that way you gonna to be screw very soon (too late you’re screw)... your caution light must light up right away because you’re going in a wrong direction... wake up... you’re tired, you’re becoming weak... you’re going back to your stupid nice guy behavior... you’re becoming a prey instead of playing the game... you must go back on track ASAP... go immediately to your flight manual and read one more time the procedures : rules #1, 2, 3, 4 and 5!!!”
What I think is especially great is that somebody from France took the time to write WTF after reading this.
The #1 thing you do in strip club is buy drinks. The club makes money mostly off of that. So I'd rather give my ones to the bartender for good tips.
#2 Build a rapport with staff, this is key. Use the ones not only the bartenders, but tip the bouncers. The reason why this is key is that they will be more than happy to give advice on the girls. Also if you ever get into an altercation with a stripper. Your chances are very low in getting kicked out, if you actually didn't do anything. Oh also get to know the managers.
#3 If you are sitting at the bar getting drinks, there will always be regulars. They will tell you who is fucking or not. In general most will tell you who to stay away from also.
#4 Definitely stay away from the VIP champagne rooms. If a girl does OTC, you can negotiate that in the private dances.